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Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:09 PM
SportsGuy
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's merely annoying, mostly due to the squinting. She doesn't inspire bile. Julia Roberts is another story.
Julia Roberts is not attractive but her acting is probably not considered universally awful.

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 01:09 PM
SportsGuy
 
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I would think that the most reaction Jennifer Love Hewitt would inspire among most women is indifference. I don't know anyone who hates her. Although I can't remember ever discussing the subject.
Mr Man hearts JLH. I don't think he finds her acting to be inspiring, however. I have no strong feelings about the woman. Other than those are some large natural breasts for such a small frame. And she annoyed me towards the end of Party of Five (but maybe her character was supposed to irritate me? if so, that was some fine acting!).

He also hearts Mira Sorvino and Sandra Bullock. I think his tastes are maybe a bit unconventional (he's all about the-girl-next-door thing), but then so are mine, I guess. Paul Rudd (until I found out he's a shorty, sigh), George Clooney and Vince Vaughn (when not porked out) are really the only Hollywood types who do anything for me.

pony_trekker 08-11-2005 01:10 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Unless both you have the same daddy.........*




B&B explaination: I do not mean to imply that Pony's dad had sex with Pony's wife. instead I imply that I (or some other man) am both Pony's father and Pony's son's father.
Ummm, that's OK, because I was going to say that's impossible because I only fuck yo momma in the ass. Her pussy too big. But I do park my car in it.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:11 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm not entirely sure I would fuck Julia Roberts if she weren't famous.

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Given real world status quo, would you fuck Eric Roberts if he was wearing a red wig? If you answer yes, then I think you have guidance on the above.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-11-2005 01:12 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Given real world status quo, would you fuck Eric Roberts if he was wearing a red wig? If you answer yes, then I think you have guidance on the above.
True. And Jessica Simpson is Ricky Martin with a blonde wig.

Hank Chinaski 08-11-2005 01:12 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Given real world status quo, would you fuck Eric Roberts if he was wearing a red wig? If you answer yes, then I think you have guidance on the above.
I really don't think you have any sense of how "man hands" ruins a woman's attractiveness to the average guy.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-11-2005 01:12 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's merely annoying, mostly due to the squinting. She doesn't inspire bile. Julia Roberts is another story.
Right. I have visceral dislike for Julia Roberts (not so much in her movies, but if I see an interview with her, I would switch it). I don't really know why. Don't know if she rises to bile-spitting though - I am having a hard time thinking of anyone who would make me spit bile - I guess there are some smarmy news anchors and Katie Couric that bug the hell out of me.

notcasesensitive 08-11-2005 01:13 PM
ACL questions
 
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Won't this interfere with you ecstasy jag?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Bring some for me.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-11-2005 01:14 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Given real world status quo, would you fuck Eric Roberts if he was wearing a red wig? If you answer yes, then I think you have guidance on the above.
I'd do Eric over Julia. No comparison. Although he has not aged all that well.

robustpuppy 08-11-2005 01:16 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Right. I have visceral dislike for Julia Roberts (not so much in her movies, but if I see an interview with her, I would switch it). I don't really know why. Don't know if she rises to bile-spitting though - I am having a hard time thinking of anyone who would make me spit bile - I guess there are some smarmy news anchors and Katie Couric that bug the hell out of me.
I feel you. Julie Roberts during an interview is unbearable; in movies she's tolerable.

Katie Couric, Matt Lauer, Ann Curry, Julie Chen, and Diane Sawyer bug the hell out of me.

Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:21 PM
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Originally posted by pony_trekker
Ummm, that's OK, because I was going to say that's impossible because I only fuck [Hank's] momma in the ass.
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What size board do you tie to your ass to prevent falling in?

Penske_Account 08-11-2005 01:23 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Right. I have visceral dislike for Julia Roberts (not so much in her movies, but if I see an interview with her, I would switch it). I don't really know why. Don't know if she rises to bile-spitting though - I am having a hard time thinking of anyone who would make me spit bile - I guess there are some smarmy news anchors and Katie Couric that bug the hell out of me.

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/819.jpg

No offence.

mmm3587 08-11-2005 01:30 PM
ACL questions
 
It's looking like there is a Motel 6-style place somewhere about 4 miles north or south of downtown in my near future.

ThurgreedMarshall 08-11-2005 01:31 PM
SportsGuy
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
He also hearts Mira Sorvino
I read this as Mena Suvari and I almost freaked out because she is so fucking hideous. And aside from the line from American Beauty* she has contributed roughly nathan to every movie she's appeared in.

Mira Sorvino was attractive for like 18 minutes. And now that her career seems over, does anyone miss her?

TM

* You love him. You only want to have like a thousand of his babies.

robustpuppy 08-11-2005 01:33 PM
ACL questions
 
Quote:
Originally posted by mmm3587
It's looking like there is a Motel 6-style place somewhere about 4 miles north or south of downtown in my near future.
Based on my only experience with a Motel 6 (it was the last room available in Salt Lake City), I would advise you to bring your own pillow.


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