paigow needs questions answered
 

1) Stop fucking up your computer - it makes the IT guys crazy.
2) Tivo season's pass is not picking up BB6 on Saturdays for some reason and I missed it. After 14 hours in the greenhouse, Kaysar and Jennifer were the last 2. Kaysar struck a deal with her to save him and use 2 people from the friendship as pawns to vote out James. She lied and put up Janelle and Rachel - leaving Kaysar, Janelle and Rachel pissed and out for vengeance.

This could be you
 

Please come over for lunch someday. I am with you 100%

This could be you
 

Never mind.

This could be you
 

If you could just bring one over, that would be great. I'm STARVING.

I think I may go get a burger, though. I anticipate that you will not show anytime soon.

ETA I learned from babysitting to put some peanut butter on each piece of bread, and then put the jam in the middle. Mmmmmmmm.

ETATA the bacon is not mandatory.

This could be you
 

No. You put the PB on your balls and call the dog.

This could be you
 

whoever is the first to get the dog to lick them to completion will win the next purity test. unless someone new came to the table with the "committed bestiality" box already checked:(

This could be you
 

You should put some Apricot preserves on your balls and call the fringey.

eta: or maybe some bacon.

This could be you
 

Defense didn't look so good last night.

Vibrator talk
 

The kind that David Cross addresses thusly:

"Dude. I have this thing? Called 'self-control'? And I use it?"

Vibrator talk
 

Thank you for your insight, Frank.

This could be you
 

Special teams looked worse.

Are you really trying to taunt me with pre-season? I mean, the Browns and the 49's won this week. Do you think that means something?

Confidential to Fringey
 

Please keep posting, my toddler likes your avatar and has added sound to it. "Maaw! Maaw!"

Wonk's has confused the hell out of him, though, and he keeps asking "dog?"

This could be you
 

I know it's only pre-season, but to answer Hank Jrs. question, I am ready for some football.

Confidential to Fringey
 

If Wonk confuses him already, imagine how bad it be once he can read.

This could be you
 

I am too. I'm just not sure what we've seen in the last 10 days qualifies.

Confidential to Fringey
 

It be much badder once he learns to read your posts, Hank.

Confidential to Fringey
 

I feel badly that I started this string of posts criticizing Hank. I am definitely wearing cranky pants today.

Hank, I'm sorry, it's just that the inconsistent capitalization and punctuation, and the internal discord between your subjects, pronouns, and verbs, makes me weary. Each of your posts is like a PB microcosm.

If I were to have a signature line
 

This is what it would be:

"the comments generated on this board [are] mostly inspired by jealousy, stupidity, pathetic attempts at humor, or all of the above"

Perfect!!

This could be you
 

It means that Tim Rattay is not going to let some punk-ass rookie from Utah take his job.

Or that the Raiders still suck at the defense thing.

Confidential to Fringey
 

Being "accesible" has never been my goal. And I simply cannot spend time to proof my posts. That is a sign of vanity.

If I were in a rock band I would strive for mass appeal and would be happy to sell out- but there would be money at issue there. Since there is no money here I'm happy that a certain percentage of my posts are understood by only a select few. Of course, the happiest people are those select few as they are exposed to gold.

If I were to have a signature line
 

Truncated, I think it would make an excellent board motto.

If I were to have a signature line
 

That is essentially my firm's internal mission statement for the generation of its work product. I believe we would sue.

Confidential to Fringey
 

"Select few" is a good euphemism.

Confidential to Fringey
 

Budweiser or Miller is the best selling beer in the US, yet Pilsner Urquell tastes better. Perhaps you are a Falstaff drinker?

Confidential to Fringey
 

I notice that your capitalization and punctuation have improved over the last few posts. You are becoming vain and pandering to the masses. Shame, shame.

Madonna and Horse
 

NEW YORK - Madonna’s 47th birthday celebration was marred when she suffered several broken bones in a horse riding accident at her country home outside London, her publicist told The Associated Press on Tuesday.

The superstar was hospitalized with three cracked ribs, a broken collarbone and a broken hand, according to Liz Rosenberg, her spokeswoman based in New York. Unfortunately her mouth survived the accident and people will still have to hear about the Kaballah.

This could be you
 

What about a cat, and do I get a bonus if the only contact is with breasts?

If I were to have a signature line
 

Would you have "humor" or "humour"?

The very young child of a guy I hang out with sometimes loves it when I use the chococate IMvironment when I talk to her dad on IM. Thank god she can't read yet.

Confidential to Fringey
 

Yes, it be almost as bad as Frank's grammar.

Confidential to Fringey
 

This is your funniest post this month.

Take a moment and reflect on that.

If I were to have a signature line
 

That is hysterical.

If I were to have a signature line
 

She brings her stuffed Chococat over to hang out at the computer when we have the IMvironment up.

Confidential to Fringey
 

Preggo and in cranky pants, that is very hot!

This could be you
 

I put my $ on Alex Smith in the ring, and in the classroom.

11 Alex Smith QB 6-4" 212 21 R Utah
13 Tim Rattay QB 6-0" 215 28 6 Louisiana Tech

61*
 

I think reports on the condition of his knee are highly exaggerated. I think he doesn't want to deal with anything and has used his knee as an excuse not to. It will also be great cover when he drops 40 pounds over the next 6 months. Everybody can't go with "I cut out junk food."

I don't think he will come back. But if he does, I think when his production is way, way down, he will point to his knee and the press and retire.

I think he is a piece of shit and shouldn't be allowed to visit the Hall of Fame, let alone be inducted.

TM

If I were to have a signature line
 

I am almost fully assimilated. Sometimes I don't even realize that I haven't used a "u". It's scary.

Confidential to Fringey
 

Do the fancy pants no longer fit?

61*
 

I think he comes back and gets at least 30 HRs in a season once. Want to bet?

Catman
 

Can anyone here teach snakes to read? This might be the only way to shut this bitch up.

TM

Fucking Hilarious Movies
 

Oh, sorry to interrupt your little board here, but I need a quick recommendation on a movie to rent w/in the hour that is so funny, you can barely catch your breath. The only one I recall laughing really hard over was A Fish Called Wanda, but then again I was really stoned. Help!