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Hank Chinaski 06-03-2008 12:18 PM
Formula
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
There is still breast milk,
how often do you check?

Atticus Grinch 08-05-2008 11:03 AM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
PM me if you're interested in my blog about our recent addition. Regular posters only; no lurkers, please.

soup sandwich 08-05-2008 11:41 AM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 360921)
PM me if you're interested in my blog about our recent addition. Regular posters only; no lurkers, please.
Congrats. What did you have?

After months of discussing the pros and cons of finding out the gender, we just found out we are having a boy (we already have three girls).

Tyrone Slothrop 08-05-2008 12:26 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by soup sandwich (Post 360927)
Congrats. What did you have?
As it turns out, a mouse and a kitten.

Atticus Grinch 08-16-2008 12:58 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

Atticus Grinch 08-27-2008 09:17 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Baby naming advice.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-28-2008 12:23 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Atticus Grinch (Post 362206)
And your kid, if so named, will look like the one on the cover. Which I'm sure you did.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/ima...283155&s=books

Tyrone Slothrop 08-28-2008 09:10 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tyrone Slothrop (Post 355961)
L'il Ty is reading, in the sense that he can decipher sentences, but we're not quite over the hump, in the sense that while he can read sentences from a book, it's enough effort that he can't really pay attention to what's going on, and doesn't retain the plot (e.g.). So he's not quite into it yet. My thought is to find him age-appropriate graphic novels or something else with pictures that's age-appropriate and plot driven that he'll want to read on his own. Tintin is one though, though some of the vocabulary is a little advanced. Any other suggestions?
Update: This has totally done the trick. L'il Ty keeps slipping away to read it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...A240_SH20_.jpg

soup sandwich 09-22-2008 07:21 AM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
The latest additon to the sandwich clan arrived about a week ago. He's a handsome little guy. He has joined a rather noisy household populated by three older sisters (ages 7, 5, and 3).

And with that, I am done procreating.

Atticus Grinch 09-22-2008 11:05 AM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by soup sandwich (Post 365232)
The latest additon to the sandwich clan arrived about a week ago. He's a handsome little guy. He has joined a rather noisy household populated by three older sisters (ages 7, 5, and 3).

And with that, I am done procreating.
Congratulations. Your daughters must be beside themselves.

Replaced_Texan 09-22-2008 12:22 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by soup sandwich (Post 365232)
The latest additon to the sandwich clan arrived about a week ago. He's a handsome little guy. He has joined a rather noisy household populated by three older sisters (ages 7, 5, and 3).

And with that, I am done procreating.
Congratulations!!

taxwonk 09-22-2008 12:31 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by soup sandwich (Post 365232)
The latest additon to the sandwich clan arrived about a week ago. He's a handsome little guy. He has joined a rather noisy household populated by three older sisters (ages 7, 5, and 3).

And with that, I am done procreating.

Congratulations!

soup sandwich 09-22-2008 01:57 PM
Re: General discussion - Mom and Dad Esq.
 
Thanks all. Yes, the older sisters are crazy about him.

Icky Thump 10-04-2008 11:40 AM
Wanted: Chastity belt for 14 year old boy
 
Nearly unanimously voted duke of homecoming of his freshman class by school's female populace.

Senior girls have started calling.

Dad is simply unable to give him any kind of advice.

Not Bob 10-04-2008 12:11 PM
Re: Wanted: Chastity belt for 14 year old boy
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 366520)
Nearly unanimously voted duke of homecoming of his freshman class by school's female populace.

Senior girls have started calling.

Dad is simply unable to give him any kind of advice.
Tell him to be nice -- he likes hockey, right? Tell him that the chicks much prefer* the Lady Byng winners to the Maurice "Rocket" Richard winners.** And to always wear a condom (phrased as "look, don't be stupid, but if you're going to be stupid, don't be a complete idiot") while throwing him a box of these:

http://www.newyorkology.com/archives...oduct_shot.jpg

*Response to the obvious snort of laughter to follow: "well, the smart ones do."

**For those non-hockey fans, the Lady Byng award is given to the player who best exhibits "gentlemanly conduct," while the Rocket Richard award is given to the regular season scoring leader.


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