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Originally posted by Spanky
I am sure that she gets approached by wealthy Americans all the time. The fact that she is still single - or at least pretents to be - demonstrates to me that she might be looking for something a little more than that.

Right, but that does not explain why she would want it from you. You are way older than her. It would however explain why she isnt that into tyou.

You didnt reply about whether you were sporting the beard and mullet.

Hank Chinaski

08-05-2005 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was on the cover of Canadian Lawyer magazine.

My ex-aunt was in a Canadian legal TV drama.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-05-2005 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
1) Dating Vogue models is not all that it is cracked up to be.

2) Hanging out with kids can be quite fun.

3) This Chat board has some interesting people on it with interesting ideas so why not ask. It can't hurt and who knows I might get some good advice. Most everyone has got information worth hearing, just they generally don't know what information they have that is valuable. You just need to do some digging. As much as people refuse to admit it, people on this board are generally bright (although a little defensive and awful quick to judge), and when they put thought into, they have interesting and sometimes valuable information to dispense.

I. I dated an underwear model for a few months. It was everything it was cracked up to be. And more.

II. N/A

III. I don't read anything. I just type.

greatwhitenorthchick

08-05-2005 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My ex-aunt was in a Canadian legal TV drama.

I was in a Snap-on-Tools calendar. Top that!!

Gattigap

08-05-2005 05:25 PM

SCLUB

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot work with you if you do not contribute.

He's a man of few words, Paigow. The intense, smoldering type. To know him you have to know him.

Mr. Bing's. 4pm. He'll be the one at the end of the bar with the bow tie, enormous member*, and a smile.

Gattigap

* ....ship in the Heritage Foundation. So I've heard.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-05-2005 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Wait. Which girl are we talking about now?

Stacey. The 9 year old Spanky's using in his updated Warhol flicks...

"I will call you 'Sweetcheeks.' Here, put on this boa and these chains."

"I want my mommy."

"Yezzz, all in due time. Now pout for me."

robustpuppy

08-05-2005 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I was in a Snap-on-Tools calendar. Top that!!

I was in Black Collegian magazine.

Spanky

08-05-2005 05:26 PM

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Originally posted by Gattigap
Wait. Which girl are we talking about now?

The Vogue model.

The future porn star had been a lieutenant in the Army and a Military Policewoman (the Stripes connection is uncanny). I actually saw her commission document. When I met her she was getting her PHd in psychology. She then became a Penthouse Pet, dumped me and when into porn. Go figure.

Flinty_McFlint

08-05-2005 05:28 PM

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Hey now Spanky, don't wuss out and start backstepping now. Let's you and me have a frank discussion about woman.

I'll start. I like woman with big tits. Or small tits. Or just right tits. How about you? Sometime woman gets on nerve talking about stupid crap. Then I just look at woman tits and nod. You?

greatwhitenorthchick

08-05-2005 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I was in Black Collegian magazine.

I fold.

sebastian_dangerfield

08-05-2005 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
The Vogue model.

The future porn star had been a lieutenant in the Army and a Military Policewoman (the Stripes connection is uncanny). I actually saw her commission document. When I met her she was getting her PHd in psychology. She then became a Penthouse Pet, dumped me and when into porn. Go figure.

Indeed. Its like you drive women to sex.

With other people.

notcasesensitive

08-05-2005 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by Spanky
2) Hanging out with kids can be quite fun.

I hear that Stacy's mom has got it going on. True?

paigowprincess

08-05-2005 05:30 PM

SCLUB

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Originally posted by Gattigap
He's a man of few words, Paigow. The intense, smoldering type. To know him you have to know him.

Mr. Bing's. 4pm. He'll be the one at the end of the bar with the bow tie, enormous member*, and a smile.

Gattigap

* ....ship in the Heritage Foundation. So I've heard.

I cant make it to Bings til about six. Now that I am back on this board, I have lost my usual hour or so scrolling and posting.

Not Bob

08-05-2005 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I hear that Stacy's mom has got it going on. True?

Goddamn you. I started to post that on Spankyland a few days ago, and chickened out.

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