LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
no worries. I always compliment her breasts, and I think Thurgreed got her some crotchless undies with flowers for her birthday. Taxwonk finally moved on, but she does still get attention from the rest of us.

I would have stuck with her but (i) Sebby's broken her of her love for blow jobs and (ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been? What, you think I want to die young?

paigowprincess

06-03-2005 03:44 PM

From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Paigow's banging a married cat with kids? Good for her. Dick's dick, unless its small, right?

The only homes I have wrecked have been kid free.

ltl/fb

06-03-2005 03:45 PM

Fringey's sex life

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Alll riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! SO now we know

1) That fringey will settle for non monogamy .
2) THat she is sexually alive and requiring
3) She would fuck a guy with kids from another marriage just so she can have sex. Is this the definitino of low standards?

See, you put these interpretations on things. I'm not monogamous, so why would I expect him to be? And the kids don't really affect me except insofar as they affect his availability. I doubt I would ever encounter them, given that I think 20 miles is way too far to drive (and have told him that, but whatever).

Uh, I'm getting very LA in that I require my character to have a well-developed backstory.

paigowprincess

06-03-2005 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Nice TITS!

THey havent been the same since college.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-03-2005 03:49 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Nice shoes. Is that velcro?

GIS for "velcro shoes":

http://howkewl.com/allureleather/17-800.jpg

Huh.

BloatedSlave

06-03-2005 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Again, if the guy doesnt suck in bed (or you arent married to him for more than six months), there wont be boredom issues.

When you reference "the guy" are you referring to the pint of Haagen Dazs, the bottle of Shiraz, the Tivo box or the dog? Or are you unable to distinguish between them?

paigowprincess

06-03-2005 03:51 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Also a good point. If I had a single admirable characteristic, I probably would have figured that one out.

I know one! You have a magical disappearing post-run dick.

paigowprincess

06-03-2005 03:56 PM

My str8 Moment

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I don't think anyone could take the title from patentparanyc, even if she's been out for a year or longer. She's the permanent champ.

I don't think a penske sock is eligible to enter the Dumb Open.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-03-2005 03:56 PM

From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know one! You have a magical disappearing post-run dick.

True. It actually is fairly useful. I've started a run on a BDD and it doesn't feel very good.

paigowprincess

06-03-2005 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Wandering Fucking Wacko?

Itchiness?

TM

I wouldnt expect you to know WFW. Its Well Fucked Woman.

notcasesensitive

06-03-2005 03:59 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
True. It actually is fairly useful. I've started a run on a BDD and it doesn't feel very good.

I thought everyday was a BDD for you and your love anaconda, tiger.

paigowprincess

06-03-2005 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by BloatedSlave
When you reference "the guy" are you referring to the pint of Haagen Dazs, the bottle of Shiraz, the Tivo box or the dog? Or are you unable to distinguish between them?

I swing like fringey. Two bottles of shiraz.

ThurgreedMarshall

06-03-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by taxwonk
I would have stuck with her but (i) Sebby's broken her of her love for blow jobs and (ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been?

Yeah. You've always had a problem with that...

except with donuts.

TM

lookingformarket

06-03-2005 04:03 PM

From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file

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Originally posted by taxwonk
(ii) put my dick where Thurgreed's has been? What, you think I want to die young?

I don't think that bending over to put your dick in your mouth will cause you to die. You might pull a muscle in your back, but from what I've heard you're not likely to choke to death.

Further, you're several years past having the ability to die young.

Happy Friday.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

06-03-2005 04:04 PM

From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I swing like fringey. Two bottles of shiraz.

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