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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Get up, go outside, drink bloody marys and mock them. It's what I do if I'm not actually in the race.

Actually, I only mock the slow and fat ones.

There are some guys who set up lawn chairs after work right at the tip of Memorial Park every couple of afternoons. They heckle runners as they sit back, relax and drink beer. I suspect that they'll die early, but happy, possibly beaten to death by a running shoe.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-07-2005 11:15 AM

Just call me NFH

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are some guys who set up lawn chairs after work right at the tip of Memorial Park every couple of afternoons. They heckle runners as they sit back, relax and drink beer. I suspect that they'll die early, but happy, possibly beaten to death by a running shoe.

Ahhh, Texas.

The only people that heckle me are bums, and they're usually pretty funny.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-07-2005 11:30 AM

Just call me NFH

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Do they throw beer cans at the runners, like they do with cyclists?

NotFromHere

09-07-2005 11:57 AM

Just call me NFH

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Originally posted by Not Bob
For Slave, that sort of thing (saying the phrase "Sunday Fucking Morning") actually reduces his likelihood of eternal damnation.

I hear you saying "whoa!" in a keanu-like way. It's a paradox, I know, but true. Kind of like a pitcher who gets shelled in his first game of the season lowering his earned run average in the next game despite giving up 10 runs.

Or think of it as three seconds he otherwise would have spent engaging in eyeball-licking with an underaged set of twins, prior to snorting a line of blow of their waxed private areas.

You know entirely too much detail about Slave's "private" life.

NotFromHere

09-07-2005 11:59 AM

Broken Flowers

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's always the children who suffer the most?

For some reason, I'm craving (CRAVING) that velveeta-melted-with-rotel dip. Mmmmmmmm.

What the hell is rotel? And why would you want it on your sandwich?

http://www.rotelhifi.com/html/prodshots/rsx-1056.jpg

baltassoc

09-07-2005 12:06 PM

Broken Flowers

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What the hell is rotel? And why would you want it on your sandwich?

It's the ingredient that makes a good recipe great. (TM)

http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/rotel.gif

ETA: Recipe

NotFromHere

09-07-2005 12:11 PM

Broken Flowers

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Originally posted by baltassoc
It's the ingredient that makes a good recipe great. (TM)

ETA: Recipe

So it's just diced tomatoes? With chilis? Huh, imagine that. I've gone my whole life never having had diced tomatoes and velveeta - together - in a sandwich.

ltl/fb

09-07-2005 12:12 PM

Broken Flowers

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So it's just diced tomatoes? With chilis? Huh, imagine that. I've gone my whole life never having had diced tomatoes and velveeta - together - in a sandwich.

What do sandwiches have to do with anything? It's a dip. For tortilla chips.

Shape Shifter

09-07-2005 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do sandwiches have to do with anything? It's a dip. For tortilla chips.

It's good on a burger.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-07-2005 12:20 PM

Broken Flowers

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Originally posted by baltassoc
It's the ingredient that makes a good recipe great. (TM)

http://www.texmex.net/Graphics/rotel.gif

ETA: Recipe

Did you know this stuff before taking up with a Texan?

ltl/fb

09-07-2005 12:21 PM

Broken Flowers

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's good on a burger.

Probably could be good on potatoes or something too. But it's not a SANDWICH FILLING.

baltassoc

09-07-2005 12:22 PM

Broken Flowers

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So it's just diced tomatoes? With chilis? Huh, imagine that. I've gone my whole life never having had diced tomatoes and velveeta - together - in a sandwich.

Somehow the whole is greater than the sum of its parts.

Personally, I think the dip made with Rotel is a little thin unless you drain the Rotel can really well. I prefer it made with a good (or even mediocre) chunky salsa.

Replaced_Texan

09-07-2005 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did you know this stuff before taking up with a Texan?

Uh, balt could easily assume my former moniker.

baltassoc

09-07-2005 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Did you know this stuff before taking up with a Texan?

Yes. Well, no. But before taking up with this Texan.