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Hank Chinaski 08-05-2005 05:46 PM
strange bedfelloes
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
[Keeping my politics in mind] I was naked in steam room with Jesse Jackson.
Thurgreed Marshall claims he played college basketball and had sex with my mom. can't confirm though.

Spanky 08-05-2005 05:47 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
2. You are now the KIng of the Board. You own this place like I own the PB. No offence.
I appreciate the attempt at flattery but you know that is not true. This is the Fashion Board. The only reaon why I pay attention to fashion is because women do. When women are not in play I wear flip flops, shorts, and a T-shirt. I prefer ice berg lettuce and sweet wines, and would rather watch paint dry than the Opera or Ballet. And my excuse is not that I haven't been exposed. I went to the Opera and Ballet all the time as a kid and I minored in Italian Renaissance art. My grandmother raised me to be a wine coinoissure but I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine. I thought Sideways was one of the worst movies I had ever seen and when people talk about Strawberriy and walnut tastes in their Wine I want to puke. The rest is all a facade to impress the ladies. I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover.

notcasesensitive 08-05-2005 05:48 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I had sex with a Stanley Cup winning gold-scorer. Several times. Once almost-completely sober.

I have no new material.
I got 8555 in Diamond Mine. Today! Hot off the presses!

Penske_Account 08-05-2005 05:49 PM
strange bedfelloes
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Thurgreed Marshall claims he played college basketball and had sex with my mom. can't confirm though.
I can confirm the sex with your mom thing. She showed me the video of the two of them as part of our foreplay. Also to boost my confidence level.

Replaced_Texan 08-05-2005 05:49 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover.
You have severely missed out on a shitload of awesome women if you avoided geek havens.

baltassoc 08-05-2005 05:51 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Nope. But as I've offered before, $500k and a non-disclosure would probably change my mind.
Perhaps this is a whiff, but I'm pretty sure she meant "caught [himself a wife]." You know, in a comparatively, should we trust the guy who's actually managed to get someone to marry him, or the guy who hasn't, kind of way.

Not that, given my track record, I have right to say shit to anybody.

Penske_Account 08-05-2005 05:51 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the attempt at flattery but you know that is not true. This is the Fashion Board. The only reaon why I pay attention to fashion is because women do. When women are not in play I wear flip flops, shorts, and a T-shirt. I prefer ice berg lettuce and sweet wines, and would rather watch paint dry than the Opera or Ballet. And my excuse is not that I haven't been exposed. I went to the Opera and Ballet all the time as a kid and I minored in Italian Renaissance art. My grandmother raised me to be a wine coinoissure but I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine. I thought Sideways was one of the worst movies I had ever seen and when people talk about Strawberriy and walnut tastes in their Wine I want to puke. The rest is all a facade to impress the ladies. I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover.
I'm with you, except for the wine part. I like it. Not to impress the ladies, just on its own. Frankly, I begrudge having to share with the ladies.

Spanky 08-05-2005 05:51 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
You have severely missed out on a shitload of awesome women if you avoided geek havens.
I am aware of that. The mistakes of youth.

Hank Chinaski 08-05-2005 05:51 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine.
passive-agressive, although maybe a hint abotu his wealth to turn some nos into yeses.

Penske_Account 08-05-2005 05:52 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I am aware of that. The mistakes of youth.
Is Jeri Ryan a republican?

baltassoc 08-05-2005 05:53 PM
Out
 
I'll be back Monday, if I survive.

paigowprincess 08-05-2005 05:53 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spanky
I appreciate the attempt at flattery but you know that is not true. This is the Fashion Board. The only reaon why I pay attention to fashion is because women do. When women are not in play I wear flip flops, shorts, and a T-shirt. I prefer ice berg lettuce and sweet wines, and would rather watch paint dry than the Opera or Ballet. And my excuse is not that I haven't been exposed. I went to the Opera and Ballet all the time as a kid and I minored in Italian Renaissance art. My grandmother raised me to be a wine coinoissure but I can't tell the difference between a thirty dollar bottle of wine and a hundred dollar bottle of wine. I thought Sideways was one of the worst movies I had ever seen and when people talk about Strawberriy and walnut tastes in their Wine I want to puke. The rest is all a facade to impress the ladies. I am really a Geek at heart. I would have attended Star Trek conventions, I just didn't go because I didn't think there would be any hot chicks there. So I am more a wantabe Geek. In essense there is no class behind the cover.
It is wannabe, not wantabe.

Spanky 08-05-2005 05:54 PM
catching up..............
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Is Jeri Ryan a republican?
I don't know. But I generally keep the Republican admission to about the seventh date.

Hank Chinaski 08-05-2005 05:55 PM
strange bedfelloes
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
I can confirm the sex with your mom thing. She showed me the video of the two of them as part of our foreplay. Also to boost my confidence level.
mom regrets the whole foreplay thing- she said you were finished BEFORE she even got your pants down then you asked her to do a laundry? True?

paigowprincess 08-05-2005 05:55 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Perhaps this is a whiff, but I'm pretty sure she meant "caught [himself a wife]." You know, in a comparatively, should we trust the guy who's actually managed to get someone to marry him, or the guy who hasn't, kind of way.

Not that, given my track record, I have right to say shit to anybody.
Are you Cuckold?


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