Broken Flowers
 

Not a filling, fringe, an enhancement. Like mustard.

(Sheesh -- I can't believe I have to school you on sandwich-related matters.)

Broken Flowers
 

Wait . . . you and RT are . . . ? Wow. I really need to start keeping my ear to the ground.

Broken Flowers
 

I did not get the impression her mental image had them melted together in cheesy yumminess. Plus, while I can see the appeal on a burger or what have you, I am a purist. I do agree with Balt's point about draining well.

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 

I got a phone call on my cell phone this morning while I was sitting at the salon with tinfoil on my head. The caller was nearly impossible to understand because she was crying so hard, and I nearly clicked off the phone, until I heard her say the name "Pat C".

Over the weekend, I got an email from someone I know who is involved in greyhound rescue. She told me a long, sad story about an evacuee from New Orleans who had left her beloved and aging greyhound behind when she fled the city. She was now beside herself and looking to find her dog. Like finding a needle in a haystack, huh?

But I got the dog's name, and luckily the owner was able to tell me the dog's racing name. I made some phone calls to the National Greyhound Association and was able to get the dog's ear tattoo numbers. With that information, I was able to give a definitive description of the dog to the Humane Society network, and Pat C Roundandaround, now known as Rounder, was located in a Valdosta, Georgia kennel. Owner and Rounder were reunited this morning after a shelter worker offered to drive the freaked out dog to Memphis, where the dog's owners are camped out.

Suffice it to say, Rounder's owners were worried sick about their pooch, and having him back is one less thing for them to worry about.


eta... wow, this is my 2,000th post.

Orange snot on a chip
 

Sorry, in my research to figure out what the fuck Rotel was, I found a lot of grilled cheese sandwich sites. Still, ew. Sounds like that orange crap they serve at football games. On chips.

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 

That does make me feel good.

Orange snot on a chip
 

Not dissimilar in concept, but tasty, crazy tasty. Damn I'm hungry.

I can never remember if I am Paigow's sock or vice versa.
 

Tell me about it. I know entirely too much detail about *all* y'all's "private" lives.

Broken Flowers
 

Is Ro-tel even available outside the old Confederacy? I had never heard of it before spending time in the south. I mean, it seems like a regional delicacy, like nutria or something.

Orange snot on a chip
 

Remember, you're conversing with people from ArkLaTex. They probably serve this at proper dinner parties, or as near as they come to proper.

Orange snot on a chip
 

I make really good fried okra.

Orange snot on a chip
 

And what would you know from a proper dinner party?

Orange snot on a chip
 

Hank -- are you paying attention?

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 

Am I a bad person becauase this story failed to warm my heart and actually made me think "what"?

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 

I thought it was made up and was mocking people concerned about their pets. But I didn't look on Snopes.