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Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 04:56 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
They could get hot alone in an ice factory.

TM
Let him enjoy it. He takes his kid fishing to a stocked trout farm, but its still dinner.

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 04:58 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Let him enjoy it. He takes his kid fishing to a stocked trout farm, but its still dinner.
So what's on the menu for you tonight, Great Hunter Man?

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 05:01 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy

Well, unless it's a compliment about your big dick. Being proud of having a big dick is like being proud of having 32 teeth, or something like that. I forget how that old saw goes.
That saw was made up by guys with little dicks.

If I had a freakishly large hog, I'd let the world know. Shit, I'd go to St. Barts and stroll down the nude beach like one of those "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" comic characters, smiling behind my sunglasses, shit eating grin on my face, all but saying "yeh, how bout it?"

Actually, I wouldn't. But thats not important to this post.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Who says "your face looks great" ? Try "you're purty."
I only use that on the girls I pick up in the van.

futbol fan 06-03-2005 05:04 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I only use that on the girls I pick up in the van.
I thought it was "can you give me a hand with this couch?"

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 05:06 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
So what's on the menu for you tonight, Great Hunter Man?
Finger food :( :cussing:

ThurgreedMarshall 06-03-2005 05:08 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I only use that on the girls I pick up in the van.
What do they say when your final destination is down by the river?

TM

ABBAKiss 06-03-2005 05:17 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Assumed? I guess so, but really, you are so silly. It means more to me when a man compliments my face than when he compliments my tits or ass.
My favorite compliments are on things that are not obvious. "I really admire your spirit," for example, or "the curve of your calves is really sexy."

But I always like the "nice TITS!!!" ones too.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 05:19 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As a rule, I don't compliment women who I'm not involved with too often. I'll objectively tell anyone she's hot or not if she asks, but I feel uncomfortable just coming out and saying "Your [hair, eyes, dress, outfit, body, whatever] looks great." I do the soft flirt like everybody else, but I don't like to make a habit of it. The soft flirt drives me nuts because its all sizzle, no pop.
Kinda like the soft alcoholism of middle age?

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 05:19 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
What do they say when your final destination is down by the river?

TM
You think I can't tie a gag?

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 05:20 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You think I can't tie a gag?
What's to talk about? They'll scream, then gasp, its been the same for years since you've started.

paigowprincess 06-03-2005 05:20 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
The face is the barrier to entry. If its busted goods, you usually don't pass go. I just assume when I say "Damn, you look hot," that includes the face.

"Your face looks great" seems strange to say. Don't know why exactly. Maybe because, unlike tits, legs, ass, you can't change the way it looks by what you're wearing or by exercise. Who knows. I have my chore for the evening. I'm going to go home with flowers, tell the old lady her hair looks radiant and then comment about her excellent cheekbones.

Then I'll dig into the vodka and turn myself into Frankenvader by 9 pm, at which point we'll go out to dinner. Ahhhh, blessed subruban bliss. The American Dream. Alcoholism and 2/3 star restaurants. I'm thinking sushi. Some joint where I can watch cougars at the bar.
THe other day I saw a guy in a tee shirt that said "cougar bait". I thought of Coltrane.

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 05:21 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
No. Fringy won't fuck republicans. She has standards.
I have to confess to willful ignorance on a "libertarian" recently. But then he insisted on yapping about it even after I told him he was going to talk himself out of my bed (he seemed to find that funny). Bye-bye. Dumbass.

Happily, politics rarely comes up.

Sebby, do you really think you are mainly correct when you say that every single guy romantically involved with a woman thinks that the woman is, objectively, pretty in the face? They all probably like looking at the face, because it is the face of someone they love. Seeing the face probably makes them happy. But that's not the same as pretty.

robustpuppy 06-03-2005 05:21 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My favorite compliments are on things that are not obvious. "I really admire your spirit," for example, or "the curve of your calves is really sexy."

But I always like the "nice TITS!!!" ones too.
"I really admire your spirit"? Who said this to you, Oprah?

bold_n_brazen 06-03-2005 05:24 PM
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
THe other day I saw a guy in a tee shirt that said "cougar bait". I thought of Coltrane.
I actually bought an Urban Cougar tee. I catch people trying not to stare at my tits when I wear it.


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