LawTalkers - More pie

Originally posted by LessinSF
This shit may only happen to me, but in case anyone can offer advice, I will take it.

I hooked up with a close friend of 12 years with whom I had never previously done anything with. We've talked. We're cool. But we are going to Cuba together in January. The issue is that, normally, sex to her is tied up with a shitload of baggage about love and children, blah, blah, blah. So, do I book rooms with one queen or two twins?

Cuba is cheap, no? Book two rooms and switch back and forth between her and the local talent.

TM

greatwhitenorthchick

09-18-2006 10:54 AM

A Little Help?

Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF

But, but, but, but it is a fucking bitch being the adult. How fucking wrong is it that I, me, this fucker, has become so fucking uber-rational that I analyze every opportunity to the point that I talk myself out of any action . For example, I went to a big Octoberfest event tonight, and I met a chick who was so incomprehensibile and incoherent that I felt like a skeezy older-dude talking to her, like I was setting up trying to fuck her when she was passed out. As opposed to just going "dude, passed out chick, can I go first?"

And it was me - loser - that was the hesitant party the other night. It was me who recognized that- if my friend was throwing herself at me, it had nothing to do with me - but it was about her relationship with her ex-something. And I was the loser who - when she threw herself at me - stopped it short to discuss her reasons for her behavior. How lame am I that I arrested a fuck-me juggernaut because I wanted to make sure that our friendship would survive whatever happened?

I do have an inarguable truth:

Every week trolling
Ralieghs, Henrys, Larry Blakes
Cal Bear Geat, Go Bears

As Ned Flanders would say, it's a dilly of a pickle.

patentparanyc

09-18-2006 11:02 AM

A Little Help?

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
As Ned Flanders would say, it's a dilly of a pickle.

The older you get the more the people you date come with baggage. Comes with the territory.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

09-18-2006 11:42 AM

Unis

Entertaining game Saturday between oklahoma and oregon, at least the last 5 minutes or so that were shown in our area. But my eyes hurt. WTF is with these uniforms? And why did they borrow the pattern from an 18-wheeler fender for shoulder and thigh highlights? Is this Nike's way of saying "we're hip and own the ducks so bad that we can make them wear this shit"?

http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/...on/629849.jpeg

ltl/fb

09-18-2006 12:33 PM

eye twitch

I think I have now tried all recommended cures (other than bananas, but I have taken multivitamins with plenty of potassium) and it's still twitching. Maybe if I squint constantly?

Is this just aging? Am I doomed to have eye twitch forevermore?

Some one shoot me in the pasture.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-18-2006 12:34 PM

A Little Help?

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
when you'll know you're old is when you aren't at parties where people are passing out.

I recently nearly passed out sitting right next to the dance floor at a wedding reception (according to sources). Still young!

Did you just call me Coltrane?

09-18-2006 12:35 PM

eye twitch

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think I have now tried all recommended cures (other than bananas, but I have taken multivitamins with plenty of potassium) and it's still twitching. Maybe if I squint constantly?

Is this just aging? Am I doomed to have eye twitch forevermore?

Some one shoot me in the pasture.

For me, it's all about the stress. When the stress goes away, so does the twitch. I feel you, though - they are extremely annoying.

ltl/fb

09-18-2006 12:37 PM

eye twitch

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
For me, it's all about the stress. When the stress goes away, so does the twitch. I feel you, though - they are extremely annoying.

BUT I DON'T EVEN FEEL STRESSED GODDAMMIT!!!!!

edited for gwinky.

greatwhitenorthchick

09-18-2006 12:41 PM

eye twitch

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
BUT I DON'T EVEN FEEL STRESSED GODDAMMIT!!!!!

the post would have been better without the explanation. Go back and edit. There's still time!!!!!

I am sorry that you still have the eye twitch.

ThurgreedMarshall

09-18-2006 12:41 PM

eye twitch

Quote:

Maybe it would stop if you were less crazy.

TM

ltl/fb

09-18-2006 12:46 PM

eye twitch

Quote:

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe it would stop if you were less crazy.

TM

That's hepful.

How might I become less crazy?

Hank Chinaski

09-18-2006 12:55 PM

eye twitch

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
That's hepful.

How might I become less crazy?

I was feeling sick
I was losing my mind
I heard about these treatments
From a good friend of mine
he was always happy
smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place

Peace and love is here to stay
and now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time

ltl/fb

09-18-2006 01:00 PM

eye twitch

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I was feeling sick
I was losing my mind
I heard about these treatments
From a good friend of mine
he was always happy
smile on his face
He said he had a great time at the place

Peace and love is here to stay
and now I can wake up and face the day
Happy happy happy all the time

I don't think shock treatments are going to help with weird electrical misfirings.

bold_n_brazen

09-18-2006 01:02 PM

eye twitch

Quote: