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ABBAKiss 09-07-2005 02:12 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I thought it was made up and was mocking people concerned about their pets. But I didn't look on Snopes.
If your take is true, then I liked the story.

ABBAKiss 09-07-2005 02:15 PM

Pro se fucker
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You'll want it back someday. Bad idea.
Explain. Also, remember the merkin.

Pretty Little Flower 09-07-2005 02:28 PM

A story that will make everyone feel good.
 
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
A guy
No way! A guy?!?!?

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- yes, a guy -
Oh.

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I looked like an ass and had to come back to sophomore year in hs looking like a jackass.
Which was a more flattering look for you?

greatwhitenorthchick 09-07-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
We may be talking past each other here. If you're talking armpit or leg hair, go for it.

But the other stuff... styles change... you could find yourself lamenting that later. Or maybe not... I'm just sayin.
We're not talking past each other. But I don't think I'll be too crushed if the disco mitt comes back into fashion and I can't participate in the trend.

sebastian_dangerfield 09-07-2005 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Explain. Also, remember the merkin.
Well, say the shaved look runs out of style, or you wind up with a guy who doesn’t prefer the shaved look. Or, say the 70s look makes a comeback. You’ll be stuck with the bald look. It’s a simple concept. You can always stop going for waxings. You can’t join the Pubic Hair Club for Women. I don’t know if Rogaine’s a great idea down there, and the idea of getting transplants in that region is frightening. I shudder to imagine a cooter that resembled the disaster on Joe Biden’s head, or worse... Trump’s.

But as far as the really low, way in the back hair goes... yeh, laser that. That will never be in style. And if you meet a guy who digs that, run.

Penske_Account 09-07-2005 02:32 PM

Just call me NFH
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You're thinking of Penske. He can't even go sub 3.
Sad but true. Second biggest regret in the sport.

dtb 09-07-2005 02:34 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We're not talking past each other. But I don't think I'll be too crushed if the disco mitt comes back into fashion and I can't participate in the trend.
A friend of mine did it -- she can't say enough about it (actually, she can, and has -- too much in fact). She's a fan.

ABBAKiss 09-07-2005 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, say the shaved look runs out of style, or you wind up with a guy who doesn’t prefer the shaved look. Or, say the 70s look makes a comeback. You’ll be stuck with the bald look. It’s a simple concept. You can always stop going for waxings. You can’t join the Pubic Hair Club for Women. I don’t know if Rogaine’s a great idea down there, and the idea of getting transplants in that region is frightening. I shudder to imagine a cooter that resembled the disaster on Joe Biden’s head, or worse... Trump’s.

But as far as the really low, way in the back hair goes... yeh, laser that. That will never be in style. And if you meet a guy who digs that, run.
It's cute how you assume we groom ourselves "for his pleasure."

Penske_Account 09-07-2005 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Well, say the shaved look runs out of style, or you wind up with a guy who doesn’t prefer the shaved look. Or, say the 70s look makes a comeback. You’ll be stuck with the bald look. It’s a simple concept. You can always stop going for waxings. You can’t join the Pubic Hair Club for Women. I don’t know if Rogaine’s a great idea down there, and the idea of getting transplants in that region is frightening. I shudder to imagine a cooter that resembled the disaster on Joe Biden’s head, or worse... Trump’s.

But as far as the really low, way in the back hair goes... yeh, laser that. That will never be in style. And if you meet a guy who digs that, run.
The styles and textures of merkins are vastly improved from 20 years ago (eg: it is a little known fact that at times Seka wore a merkin and it was ghastly). They are almost life like.

greatwhitenorthchick 09-07-2005 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by Penske_Account
They are almost life like.
I hope this was deliberate.

robustpuppy 09-07-2005 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
On another note, I'm contemplating laser hair removal. Anyone done it?
This from a friend:
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Hehehehehe....it is so much better than the razor burn that I used to get. The first session isn't too bad, the second one burns, and the third one hurts like a mo-fo...the fourth one isn't nearly that painful.

I have yet to have the last one done...so I don't know. With one session left, I am about 90% hair free...things to consider are skin color and hair color. The best results are with the greatest contrast...pale skin and dark hair.

For me, it has been a great thing.

Shape Shifter 09-07-2005 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yay!!!!

On another note, I'm contemplating laser hair removal. Anyone done it?
No, but I'd be willing to try.

And for the gentlemen with receding hairlines, I offer the Head Blade, which is not as scary as it first sounds.

http://www.headblade.com/

robustpuppy 09-07-2005 03:26 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
No, but I'd be willing to try.

And for the gentlemen with receding hairlines, I offer the Head Blade, which is not as scary as it first sounds.

http://www.headblade.com/
You are obsessed with razors. Does this one vibrate?

Seriously, that is very scary. For some reason, the thought of someone shaving his head with a blade totally squicks me out/makes my skin crawl/sends shivers up and down my spine. It's on the same level as having blood drawn from a vein in my arm or watching eye surgery on TV.

Maybe it's the blade on skin on bone aspect of it.

I should stop writing now. I'm sitting at my desk with my shoulders hunched up totally into the back of my neck to try to avoid the shudders.

spookyfish 09-07-2005 03:36 PM

Pro se fucker
 
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Seriously, that is very scary. For some reason, the thought of someone shaving his head with a blade totally squicks me out/makes my skin crawl/sends shivers up and down my spine. It's on the same level as having blood drawn from a vein in my arm or watching eye surgery on TV.

Maybe it's the blade on skin on bone aspect of it.

I should stop writing now. I'm sitting at my desk with my shoulders hunched up totally into the back of my neck to try to avoid the shudders.
So, you'd find shaving one's head with a cheese grater more acceptable?

bold_n_brazen 09-07-2005 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by spookyfish
So, you'd find shaving one's head with a cheese grater more acceptable?
Oh, that's just mean.


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