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Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 06:11 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Sebastian. Why don't you people throw out that law? I've driven hours in Pa. trying to find a place that would sell me something to knock me in ther head after a night with the in-laws. How does someone with a nasty little drinking problem get by there day to day? Are Pennslyvanians just good planeers?

Same thing with Ontario. Canadains are drunkards and you can't even buy beer easily there. at least the Wah Wah will sell you beer.
My worst liquor procurement situation was the asshole in New Mexico, who was the only late night liquor store in town, and wouldn't sell me anything because I had the audacity to be on foot. Fucking drive through liquor store.

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 06:15 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My worst liquor procurement situation was the asshole in New Mexico, who was the only late night liquor store in town, and wouldn't sell me anything because I had the audacity to be on foot. Fucking drive through liquor store.
No cabs around?

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 06:21 PM
fringey, is this okay hair?
 
http://www.foxnews.com/images/165662...kim_jongil.jpg

ThurgreedMarshall 06-03-2005 06:35 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
My favorite compliments are on things that are not obvious. "I really admire your spirit," for example
That has to be one of the cheesiest things I've ever heard, unless you were on the j.v. cheerleading squad at the time.

TM

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 06:35 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
No cabs around?
1.) In Taos?

or

2.) Yes, damnit, in the damned liquor store. He wouldn't sell me any.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 06:35 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
2. Sebastian. Why don't you people throw out that law? I've driven hours in Pa. trying to find a place that would sell me something to knock me in the head after a night with the in-laws. How does someone with a nasty little drinking problem get by there day to day? Are Pennslyvanians just good planeers?

Same thing with Ontario. Canadians are drunkards and you can't even buy beer easily there. at least the Wah Wah will sell you beer.
Tom Ridge sold the liquor stores for a few billion years ago. THEN the unions stepped in...

Tyrone Slothrop 06-03-2005 06:44 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why should so many sods in the middle of govt and big business be allowed to be so inefficient and counterprocudtive?
Read this, and all will become clear (if you can stay awake):

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/05...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ltl/fb 06-03-2005 06:47 PM
fringey, is this okay hair?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
http://www.foxnews.com/images/165662...kim_jongil.jpg
If you loved him, you would find him attractive.

sebastian_dangerfield 06-03-2005 06:56 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Read this, and all will become clear (if you can stay awake):

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/05...CMZZZZZZZ_.jpg
Oh, Lord no. My gripe isn't institutional. Its really quite simple and straightforward. I just want the sort of person who collects checks and does nothing to be wiped out of the economy as much as possible. I have this goofy naive notion that if we could remove the sort of person who just wants to milk the system from the system (or at least try), we could effect a changed mentality, which might cause some real progressive forward thinking and scientific development. Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.

robustpuppy 06-03-2005 06:59 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Oh, Lord no. My gripe isn't institutional. Its really quite simple and straightforward. I just want the sort of person who collects checks and does nothing to be wiped out of the economy as much as possible. I have this goofy naive notion that if we could remove the sort of person who just wants to milk the system from the system (or at least try), we could effect a changed mentality, which might cause some real progressive forward thinking and scientific development. Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.
Jesus Christ Sebby, have some compassion, I've got student loans and a kid on the way.

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 07:00 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Imagine if all the wasted plasma lying around office floors sucking down checks doing nothing was forced to think and possible develop something, be it revenue, an idea, an innovation, anything. We might leapfrog as a society.
You realize what this would mean for this board, don't you? Everyone with more than 1000 posts must conceive 2 inventions and bill 100 more hours in June!

No thank you.

Replaced_Texan 06-03-2005 07:18 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You realize what this would mean for this board, don't you? Everyone with more than 1000 posts must conceive 2 inventions and bill 100 more hours in June!

No thank you.
Even the mention of it kills the FB. Or mabye just the fact that it's Friday afternoon.

NotFromHere 06-03-2005 07:19 PM
Sex slave
 
Sorry. No photos.

BERLIN - German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, “freed” a man from a car trunk only to discover the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said on Thursday.

Police stopped the car after a concerned caller told them he had seen a woman locking someone in the trunk. However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.

Insert your favorite Hank chinaski joke here.
link

Hank Chinaski 06-03-2005 08:07 PM
Sex slave
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sorry. No photos.

BERLIN - German police, alerted to a potential kidnapping, “freed” a man from a car trunk only to discover the would-be victim was actually a willing sex slave, authorities said on Thursday.

Police stopped the car after a concerned caller told them he had seen a woman locking someone in the trunk. However, on opening it, they were greeted by the sight of the 39-year-old man wearing nothing but a leather thong and a collar.

Insert your favorite Hank chinaski joke here.
link
You whiffed on your own "joke." Good for you!

Masochists can't be drunks. It would interfere with their suffering!

Thanks everybody, see you next week!

Mister_Ruysbroeck 06-03-2005 08:11 PM
From the Things I Did Not Need To Know About BS file
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Me? Me of the suavey hair? I have "dirty" blonde hair down to the small of my back. There is no ABBA without the hair. I am Sampson-like that way. I bet a lot of people would not recognize me without my hair.
I wouldn't say it's dirty blond. You may be dirty, but that's another issue.

And just to clarify, I'm pretty sure the hair isn't growing on her back.


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