Federline
 

She is a trip trying to get all high-brow like the Donald's kid when we *all* know she so is country.

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Apparently, you have to be his friend for 12 years first, have a kid or two, and then throw yourself at him.

". . . and finally, I'd like to thank the Academy for awarding me the Bilmore. For all of us posters, working on our craft, it's a real dream come true to finally earn the recognition of one's peers."

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normally that would be a strong entry NB, but sebby's cream post takes the BOTD today. Sorry.

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I prefer Not Bob's because if he paid attention, he would have realized that Less' friend doesn't have kids yet. So it is like Not Bob is having a senior moment, which puts him squarely in Bilmore territory.

eta: *plus* a WKRP reference. Not Bob should definitely take the prize.

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Paigow would take points off for the foreshadowing of the award in his post. you know this already.

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I do know this already. Fuck. I guess I am having a senior moment as well.

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But let us not forget, Paigow was a total loon.

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Whoops on the kid. And whoops on the self-promotion thing. Paigow totally would ding me for that.

Anyway, thanks gwnc.

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If I can't figure out what the heck y'all are talking about, does it mean I should have signed up for AARP when they had that table over at the dining room, or does it mean that the non-caffeinated iced tea was the wrong choice this afternoon?

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crazy for Less. Less crazy.

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Slugs and snails are after me
DDT keeps me happy
Now I guess I'll have to tell 'em
That I got no cerebellum
Gonna get my Ph.D.

Fashion Observation
 

Tight pants for men are in. As are purses. But only if they match the shoes.

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Oddly enough, at dinner on Saturday night, there was a spirited conversation about the turkey episode on WKRP.

"As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

There was also a lot of drinking. And queso.

Fashion Observation
 

Don't forget the rigor mortis. And boxer-brief swim trunks.

And hey, nice purse!

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None of those things seem odd, given the company. Were there tomatoes?

A friend has put that spice girls "what I really really want" song in my head. NICE.