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I swear, if stirrup pants make a comeback I am going to wield my fury like a crazed octopus on the first person I see wearing them. Even if it is Shirley from Wyoming who never stopped wearing the ones she bought in 1985.

The leggings are bad enough. Fuck me.

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You mean the man purse?

If stirrup pants come back in style I boycott.

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Bikini tops and shorts for women. You are safe.

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There were tomatoes the next morning at the gospel brunch. I was really, really happy. My brunch-mates were, I think, mostly relieved.

The tomatoes were outstanding. The company, even better.

Zig ah zig ah zig ah.....

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With a nipple out. Of course.

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Not on the streets of NYC these days. No one is safe.

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Flowered panties for swim trunks, otoh, would just be gay. nttawwt.

eta: Willie got busted.

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How do you feel about the return of gauchos? They kill me. The worst are the flowy, black, summer gauchos, worn with sandals (or worse, flip-flops).

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Not to mention, the shrinkage.

The home of more music and Les Nessman
 

That was no friend.

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FYI... your set at ACL allegedly kicked ass. I didn't make it in time.

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Gauchos belong on the pampas.

I hope that knickers (the ones that buckle at the knee) do not also make a comeback.

I have skinny jeans, but that is the extent of my following the current trends. I am not fond of this return to the 80s crapola.

And here is another part of the rant. At a time when most of America is overweight, the trendsetters are introducing skinny pants? 1% of the population, if that, looks good in those pants. It is just not very nice (and seems misguided if the object is to sell clothes).

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There was shrinkage?

The home of more music and Les Nessman
 

I was once a Spice Girl for Halloween. For those keeping track of such things. I was Posh Spice. Since that time, Posh Spice has lost some weight and I have gained some weight, so there is unlikely to be a costume reprise.

Wow, that night was a drunken debacle. Good times.

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And the pencil skirts. And the bubble skirts.