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greatwhitenorthchick

05-10-2005 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Awesome. That means while I'm sitting on you, we can kill two birds with one stone.

Of course. But we have to make out first. I'm old-fashioned.

ThurgreedMarshall

05-10-2005 05:18 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
You are not exaclty an M and M.

Maybe not plain, but certainly peanut.

TM

ABBAKiss

05-10-2005 05:22 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe not plain, but certainly peanut.

TM

I tried the dark chocolate Darth Vader M&Ms and I loved them. I may get really fat now.

Flinty_McFlint

05-10-2005 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Maybe this went down the week Tori Spelling got married, but I never got the monkey. Considering that I am not amused by that particular schtick(prob bc I don't know the genesis), he is sort of precluded from being a board hottie. ALso bc I doubt he is a pretty lady.

2) no 2.

Ok, let me explain. The beauty of this here internet is that you can be whatever you want on the internet. Some choose to be elvish warlords, some choose to be pretty ladies, some choose to be 6' 11" with massive penii, some choose to be monkeys, and some choose to be neurotic spinsters. If you must know, I am not actually a monkey, nor a pretty lady. But I am good natured and tiddy.

robustpuppy

05-10-2005 05:25 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Maybe not plain, but certainly peanut.

TM

She's salty and sweet?

Flinty_McFlint

05-10-2005 05:28 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Doesn't Flinty have a thing for ncs?

For the record, I am an ncs fan and would agree that she is a pretty lady.

I'm not really into older women anyway. But she is nice.

ABBAKiss

05-10-2005 05:30 PM

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Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
But I am good natured and tiddy.

Do you have shinny legs?

Flinty_McFlint

05-10-2005 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Will they stop talking to you if you raped a wife-beater?

TM

Or beat a rapist's wife? Does that work too?

dtb	05-10-2005 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'd hit it.

Me too. In fact, I have.

Flinty_McFlint

05-10-2005 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you have shinny legs?

No, I left a treasure trail for fun.

dtb	05-10-2005 05:36 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
And yet they put wife beaters and rapists in jail.

How do they do that if they're not cops? Citizens' arrests?

barely_legal

05-10-2005 05:37 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
She's salty and sweet?

I'm sure he means that I have a hard, brittle exterior but if you can crack that colorful veneer, I'm really soft and sweet and fucking nuts on the inside.

And I melt in gwnc's mouth, not in her hand.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-10-2005 05:39 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I tried the dark chocolate Darth Vader M&Ms and I loved them. I may get really fat now.

What about your sex weight?

See, this is what happens. People get all fit and shit when they're on the market and once they find someone (hi Mr. Commando!), they let their bodies go to hell.

Mister_Ruysbroeck

05-10-2005 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by dtb
Me too. In fact, I have.

What

dtb	05-10-2005 05:41 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
Well done.

Who was it that called the FB (well, the FB at the other place, technically) an "ego-stroking circle jerk" anyway?

Yeah, but I think the person meant cluster fuck.

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