SportsGuy
 

Worse is watching Kim Basinger in an interview. She's dumb and she's a nervous wreck. Ever watch someone just twitch all the time?

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Ooh, Courtyard by Marriott! $80 a night.

SportsGuy
 

He does not heart Mena Suvari. Or any other blond woman with a large forehead for the rest of her face. He's a foreheadist fuck (made all the odder by the fact he has a rather, well, large forehead - self-loather?).

Mr Man misses her. <sniff>

SportsGuy
 

Exactly. I heart Katie (though not quite as much as Ashley Judd) (who still hasn't appeared in any of my dreams to play naked Twister, btw).

SportsGuy
 

To continue the recent fad of quoting Lyle Lovett:

Way down yonder on the bayou
There lives a little girl-o
Skin so pale
Six feet high
Skinny as a rail
Just one eye

She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona
She's the one-eyed Fiona

Her daddy gone to heaven
Her mama won't like you
Her brother he's crazy
He just might bite you
Her sister she's pretty
But she just won't do

She's the one-eyed Fiona.

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The South or Central locations would be reasonably convenient. The Arboretum one would be something of a haul.

SportsGuy
 

Uhm. That was some kind of Whiff! Paigs, can I get a ruling?

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Are there are any cozy B&Bs in the area for him? Iykwimaittydoinimmaiwe.

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I don't think she's going.

SportsGuy
 

Whatever, kilt boy. You don't like her; I do. I also like the picture.

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HEY. You promised to take me to the Seahawk game that weekend you cheating bastard. What the hell?

SportsGuy
 

Katie Couric should be shot through the neck with a nail gun and left to die on camera.

And this post just confirms your horrible taste. From Linda Cohen to Katie Couric? I bet if Bill Walton, Larry Merchant, Stuart Scott, Linda Cohen, Katie Couric and Andrew Shue were the hosts of a Carnival Cruise, you'd have signed up a long time ago.

TM

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P.S. Are you bringing your crazy girlfriend?

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In a really really unfortunate coincidence, ACL is the weekend of the Giants-Chargers game in San Diego and the only other weekend that I have plans this fall (a friend's wedding in Cabo) is the weekend of the Giants-SF game in SF. I had plans with a friend here who is also a Giants fan to go to both of those games and now I can go to neither. Sounds like a trip to NY is in my future at some point during football season.

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Meh. Candlestick is a hole. Or Monsterstick, whatever they are calling it now.

A 40 year old rusty hole in the armpit of California. The seats are shit, most of them have poles in front of you and it's fucking cold and windy. You would have hated it, except for the fact that the Niners would lose. And the traffic. Don't even.