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I thought that Shaun of the Dead was hysterical.

(Incidently, IMNSHO A Fish Called Wanda is one of the funniest movies ever made.)

Dumbshits trample each other for cheap laptops. News at 11.
 

http://www.boston.com/business/techn...rgain_laptops/

• A rush to purchase $50 used laptops turned into a violent stampede Tuesday, with people getting thrown to the pavement, beaten with a folding chair and nearly driven over. One woman went so far to wet herself rather than surrender her place in line.
  ...
  Blandine Alexander, 33, said one woman standing in front of her was so desperate to retain her place in line that she urinated on herself.
  
  "I've never been in something like that before, and I never again will," said Alexander, who brought her 14-year-old twin boys to the complex at 4:30 a.m. to wait in line. "No matter what the kids want, I already told them I'm not doing that again."

Lady, you brought your kids at 4:30 in the morning to wait and buy a $50 crappy used laptop and watch a woman wet herself. It's commendable to see your standards abruptly raised, but let's face it -- the climb ahead to respectability is still a steep one.

Gattigap

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I will 2 that as well.

To be honest, I almost fell out of my chair during parts of the South Park movie. But maybe I would not find it so funny these days. Jaded and all that.

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http://www.spacetownusa.com/jmac/arc...the%20bird.jpg

TM

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Grizzly Man was surprinsingly one of the funniest movies I have seen. Probably at least ten LOL moments if not more, and I rarely LOL at the cinema.

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http://www.macleans.ca/topstories/fi..._110877_110877

Leonard Cohen needs our help. Apparently his retirement fund is at $150,000, because of mismanagement. I feel very bad for him.

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FOr renting I would go with

Flirting With Disaster, preferably if you have ever taken acid in your life

Living in Oblivion. This is especially funny if you know anything about the indie film world and/or Brad Pitt in his early days.

Best in Show

Attention RT
 

Today is his lucky day as I was about to purchase an album or tow of his, in some kind of strange cosmic coincidence. I am also picking up a few extra things and I may actaully remember to use the link here.

Dumbshits trample each other for cheap laptops. News at 11.
 

I guess her only hope is to not be so poor that she would get up early to wait in a line for a chance at a cheap computer. She should be beaten.

TM

paigow needs questions answered
 

Update: the IT guy fixed it for me.

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Me too. He deserves better than this. You'd think that all of those "Hallelujah" covers alone would have covered him. It was in Shrek for christ sakes! Sounds like the perfect time for another tribute album. It's been a few years since the last one, and I like hearing other artists' interpretations of his songs. Tori Amos's "Famous Blue Raincoat" and Billy Joel's "Light as the Breeze" are two of my all time favorite cuts.

And cuz I'm too lazy for a second post, Less, this is the Amazing Race 8 cast. I note that the GA super team didn't make the cut.

ETA: I like the set of sons-in-law, and that there's a beauty pagent trainer WITH her former Miss Louisana daughter in the race makes this look interesting. Did they pick the Black family on purpose?

paigow needs questions answered
 

oooh, why that stupid cheerleading twat. Here is Kaysar's problem. As a guy who claims to treat BB6 like a game of chess, he is only thinking one move ahead. At least four of six people will be playing for the Kaysar team. If they win, who goes up? Kaysaw again? How could he have been so shortsighted?

paigow needs questions answered
 

Thank God for that. And to think there are some who believe important law firm and salary information no longer gets discussed here.

Attention RT
 

Fascinating article. And I feel bad for everyone involved (even his agent, who appears to have jumped off the deep end).

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Ha.

Producer: Who picked this year's cast? Where's the black family?

Asst Producer: Uh, sir. We have a Black family.

Producer: No, no, you jackass. This Black family is white! It's all wrong!

PA: I think I have the family of your dreams.

Asst Producer: Hold on. I have the Niggars holding on line 1.

TM

Feel Good Hit of the Spring
 

I just heard that today myself. I really like it.

Bankrupt on a Wire
 

His sales have dropped precipituously due to most of his audience having commiting suicide.

Feel Good Hit of the Spring
 

Not for the first time, right? Didn't you agree with me a few weeks ago that the new Weezer effort was really wussy (wussy not being necessarily a bad thing in my estimation, but I'm guessing it is in yours)?

Beverly Hills is a fine song, though I wonder if they will pay themselves royalties for ripping off The Sweater Song.

This could be you
 

Heresy. Thats a recipe for a diabetic dog and very sticky balls. Ever try to get Magic Shell out of your pubes?

Try to use organic peanut butter. Jif and Skippy contain trans fats. Terrible for your pet.

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Ummmmm . . .



On so many levels.

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Magic Shell is great in theory but awful in execution. It's impossible to ice everything down enough so the shell hardens.

This could be you
 

Too true. Once you're done icing, you've gone from Magic Wand to Magic Mushroom.

Dumbshits trample each other for cheap laptops. News at 11.
 

You wouldn't see a stampede like that for windows laptops.

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I am not a dog!

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You know... its probably a blessing the stuff doesn't harden. Were it to harden, it would peel off much like a Brazilian waxing. You'd find yourself shaved, with a handful of caramel pubic hair brittle.

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They are all so-middle America wholesome, I want to gag. Plus, low on the sex appeal, except for Megan Linz. That said, there is likely a high bickering element.

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Well, my experimentation with the stuff was on a nipple, which made for a little less of a mess and/or potential for hair removal. Icing down a nipple feels rather good, actually, though it never got cold enough for the magic shell to harden.

Also, and I think I've mentioned this before but it bears repeating, popsicles: not such a good idea in retrospect.

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http://www.oddball-mall.com/knuckleball/knuckleani.gif

You can pitch that stuff, lady, but I ain't swingin'.

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Just for clarity, and because I know every single fucking person on the board is assuming to the contrary, I was not involved in any of this.

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Of course not. After all, Beaker would know better.

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As if. It way, way predates you.

And I'm bored, I throw softballs.

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I heard a really sticky and gross story involving overuse of the cherry lifesavers when I was in college that seriously limited my willingness to experiment with candy-type items entering any holes (other than the mouth, for which such items were designed). Isn't most food experimentation more trouble than it is worth? Or am I just getting old?

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1. I'd never let a dog lick my nipples. Thats a recipe for winding up like Geldof's character at the end of The Wall.

2. Not nearly as foolish as a frozen hot dog. This one girl in my high school took a frozen hot dog and...

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I have never experimented with food. Food is for ingesting.

Sebby, so, the magic shell was in your pubes to attract a dog? That's the only thing I can get from your response to RT.

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Wait. She had sex before YOU?

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That's a totally different purpose from how I was using the Magic Shell stuff. Who knew it had so many uses?

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Agreed.

Why else? To attract sugar fiends at a nudist camp?

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Yah. I know. Weird, huh?

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MR - Do not use Magic Shell to toss the wife's salad. I trust I need not explain the dire medical consequences of creating a Magic Dam in that area.