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Hank Chinaski 06-06-2005 02:38 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Huh. And I thought his personality trait for killing women when they go with him to his house was the relevant disqualifier. Live and learn.
That Fringey has learned to deal with, she's a big girl and would be careful,. the thing is, this guy could help her maximize her singing potential for the shift to Hollywood/ mid life crisis phase.

ABBAKiss 06-06-2005 02:40 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Based on the pictures of her from the neck down I saw, if she is 5 foot 4, she weighs a lot more than 110. (That said, I think the average teenage girl is more like 135 pounds.)

Maybe that's 110 "disclosure pounds," which are usually 12-18% heavier than real pounds.

Poll: ladies: when disclosing your weight (to someone to whom you actually need to respond, other than your Dr. to whom you shouldn't lie tsk tsk), by how much do you fudge?

Me: about 10 pounds.
I am usually honest because I weigh a lot more than it looks like I weigh and people are usually surprised. It is because I have big bones, very muscular legs and fantastic TITS!!!!!

Replaced_Texan 06-06-2005 02:40 PM
Boo
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere

California’s medical marijuana law, passed by voters in 1996, allows people to grow, smoke or obtain marijuana for medical needs with a doctor’s recommendation. Alaska, Colorado, Hawaii, Maine, Montana, Nevada, Oregon, Vermont and Washington state have laws similar to California.

Montana. This surprises me. Maine also. Hawaii, not so much.
Hell, 75 percent of Texans support medical marijuana.

notcasesensitive 06-06-2005 02:40 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Based on the pictures of her from the neck down I saw, if she is 5 foot 4, she weighs a lot more than 110. (That said, I think the average teenage girl is more like 135 pounds.)

Maybe that's 110 "disclosure pounds," which are usually 12-18% heavier than real pounds.

Poll: ladies: when disclosing your weight (to someone to whom you actually need to respond, other than your Dr. to whom you shouldn't lie tsk tsk), by how much do you fudge?

Me: about 10 pounds.
ditto.

and what the fuck is the State of California doing printing my "weight" on my driver's license anyway? bullshit, I say.

Gattigap 06-06-2005 02:40 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Live and learn.
Half right.













* Yeah, I know, whiff.

Bad_Rich_Chic 06-06-2005 02:42 PM
Smoke if ya got 'em
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Montana. This surprises me.
Not me. They're a seriously libertarian red state slowly turning blue.

That the CJ and Thomas want to let me smoke pot, now that was a pleasant surprise.

robustpuppy 06-06-2005 02:43 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Based on the pictures of her from the neck down I saw, if she is 5 foot 4, she weighs a lot more than 110. (That said, I think the average teenage girl is more like 135 pounds.)

Maybe that's 110 "disclosure pounds," which are usually 12-18% heavier than real pounds.

Poll: ladies: when disclosing your weight (to someone to whom you actually need to respond, other than your Dr. to whom you shouldn't lie tsk tsk), by how much do you fudge?

Me: about 10 pounds.
I never fudged pre-pregnancy, and now I'm as big as fudgie the whale (hi, Coltrane!), so why lie?

ltl/fb 06-06-2005 02:43 PM
Fringey's sex life
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That Fringey has learned to deal with, she's a big girl and would be careful,. the thing is, this guy could help her maximize her singing potential for the shift to Hollywood/ mid life crisis phase.
I don't sing. I don't even get this.

I fudge 5-10 lbs. Not sure why, since even knocking off those lbs I'm clearly a fattie, based on height. Though other than nurses, people frequently don't believe I weigh what I weigh. And it's not due to any muscley-ness, so I don't know where it comes from.

greatwhitenorthchick 06-06-2005 02:44 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Poll: ladies: when disclosing your weight (to someone to whom you actually need to respond, other than your Dr. to whom you shouldn't lie tsk tsk), by how much do you fudge?

Me: about 10 pounds.
I never weigh myself so I have no idea what I weigh. I make something up if I absolutely have to disclose my weight - like on a form or something. Whenever the doctor weighs me I get on the scale backwards (the preferred pose of recovering anorexics). It doesn't mean anything anyway. Body fat percentage is the only thing that matters.

Bad_Rich_Chic 06-06-2005 02:47 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am usually honest because I weigh a lot more than it looks like I weigh and people are usually surprised. It is because I have big bones, very muscular legs and fantastic TITS!!!!!
I weigh more than people usually think I do, too. It used to be because I was muscular, but now it's just ... because.

ltl/fb 06-06-2005 02:49 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I weigh more than people usually think I do, too. It used to be because I was muscular, but now it's just ... because.
OK, not because of you, but now that there are three of us, I'm reverting back to my original thought which is people who say "no fucking way you weigh _____!" are being polite/nice.

NotFromHere 06-06-2005 02:56 PM
Smoke if ya got 'em
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Not me. They're a seriously libertarian red state slowly turning blue.

That the CJ and Thomas want to let me smoke pot, now that was a pleasant surprise.
Thomas does not surprise me. And maybe it's because Rehnquist has cancer that he's a little more open to suggestion.

robustpuppy 06-06-2005 02:58 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
OK, not because of you, but now that there are three of us, I'm reverting back to my original thought which is people who say "no fucking way you weigh _____!" are being polite/nice.
What would you call it when someone who hasn't seen you in a while looks you up and down and says, with a thank-god-that's-not happening-to-me look on her face, "oh, you really ARE pregnant!"





(Actually, it was the ginormous boobs that inspired the comment. Really, it WAS! I swear!)

paigowprincess 06-06-2005 02:59 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Usually I am too modest to post about how fantastic I am. But yesterday, I got a compliment so good I just have to share. I was at a party and this guy comes up to me and says "You look like you could be on the cover of a ZZ Top album".

I was not wearing red pumps with white socks. fwiw.

Hank Chinaski 06-06-2005 03:01 PM
The best compliment ever
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Usually I am too modest to post about how fantastic I am. But yesterday, I got a compliment so good I just have to share. I was at a party and this guy comes up to me and says "You look like you could be on the cover of a ZZ Top album".

I was not wearing red pumps with white socks. fwiw.
How long had it been since you bleached the facial hair?


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