Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Possibly tactless, but not dishonest.

Hank, didn't one of the guys in the band have lightish facial hair?

The best compliment ever
 

hmmm

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

I think that's a safe bet. Someone who says "huh - I'd have guessed [something somewhat lower]" may actually be surprised. But when the sales clerk says "let me find you a size 4," you know she's just a commission-grubbing mendacious flatterer.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

As big as Fudgie? Are you a fat five mos. pregnant? You and Britney are due around the same time right? Who is bigger?

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

I wonder if people's ideas about how much people weigh are skewed by people lying all the time? I weigh 130-135 but people usually guess 115-120. Maybe they are just being nice because they know I can kick their ass? That said, I look much better/different than photos of other people in magazines that are said to weigh 130-135. I am a solid 130-135 whereas a fatty 130-135 has a greater mass I suppose.

Query
 

Why does the packaging on most vibrators have scankly/non-clad women on it?

I was perusing the wall of vibrators over at Cindies at one point this weekend while shopping for something else entirely, and I noticed that a good 75% of them had stripper types on the packaging. Does market research show that lesbians and men are the largest demographic buying vibrators?

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

I just remember long hair and beards on all of them? that and they were the only band that needed to hire an actor to be the male lead in their video because they were all so ummmm, unphotogenic.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Well, sizes are all effed up too. I wear anything from a size 2 to a size 8 depending on cut and designer.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Wait, I thought that only the guitar and bass player had the beards. The drummer had no beard. But his last name was Beard.

What would Alanis say about that?

aV

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Frank Beard just has a mustache.

In other music news, is anyone buying the new Oasis/White Stripes/Coldplay albums that came out today?

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Britney is bigger. I'm not a fat five mos. pregnant; I just feel fat. If you didn't know me before, you wouldn't necessarily think I was either pregnant or fat. You might pity my lack of a discernible waistline, though.

Waaah!!

my weekend
 

So I went to Canada on the weekend with my non-bf and I was showing him Canadian money - we have dollar coins and two-dollar coins, not bills. So he looks at them and without missing a beat the first thing he says is "so what do you use to tip the strippers"? He is the best!

He actually gave me some jewelry so I think that technically makes him my boyfriend, but I still can't say that without feeling like I have to vomit, so I'm still holding off.

The best compliment ever
 

Su-weet!

http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAud...150/159587.jpg

I'm guessin' you're the one in the background with the gun.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

I think that's highly likely. It might also explain why people routinely think I'm a good 4 inches taller than I really am. (Well, that and the rediculous heels.)
That's just a smidge more than I weigh, and what people usually guess for me, too. No one imagines that I could kick their ass unless they were tied down and I were heavily armed.
I'm not very solid, but I, too, look a hell of a lot better than most mag photos I see of other people of comparable weight and/or dress size (I'm close to a standard 8). I think it's because I have pretty strong shoulders and a small waist. They balance out a lot of sins.

my weekend
 

AWESOME!!!! He is not your boyfriend until he helps you break into your house.