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I just got a memo from a lawyer that has a sentence ending with a period outside of a quote mark.

Is Buffalo in Canada? Because the guy who wrote this is smart, and old school.

greatwhitenorthchick

06-06-2005 04:42 PM

WTF

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I just got a memo from a lawyer that has a sentence ending with a period outside of a quote mark.

Is Buffalo in Canada? Because the guy who wrote this is smart, and old school.

We are taking over the world, fringey. Some countries do it by force. We do it by punctuation.

ABBAKiss

06-06-2005 04:43 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
You look really thin for how much you weigh.

Thank you!!!! Will you be my boyfriend? I give good blow jobs. Just like Thurgreed taught me.

ABBAKiss

06-06-2005 04:44 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hey, lay off. It totally did not sound cheesy the way he said it to me.

Are you wearing underpants?

ltl/fb

06-06-2005 04:45 PM

WTF

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
We are taking over the world, fringey. Some countries do it by force. We do it by punctuation.

But it hurts my eyes!!

There's no country I would rather be taken over by.

Not Bob

06-06-2005 04:47 PM

cold, but their beef on wyck is quite tasty.

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is Buffalo in Canada?

Yes.

robustpuppy

06-06-2005 04:48 PM

WTF

Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
But it hurts my eyes!!

As should a preposition at the end of a sentence!!

Hank Chinaski

06-06-2005 04:49 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

Quote:

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Hey, lay off. It totally did not sound cheesy the way he said it to me.

You look really thin for how much you weigh.

ltl/fb

06-06-2005 04:53 PM

WTF

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
As should a preposition at the end of a sentence!!

Those don't, unless they are superfluous ("Where are you at?" "Where are you going to?").

paigowprincess

06-06-2005 05:02 PM

Amusing story of a spinster, her dog and her maybe boyfriend

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/05/fa...es/05love.html

LessinSF

06-06-2005 05:12 PM

The best compliment ever

Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Usually I am too modest to post about how fantastic I am. But yesterday, I got a compliment so good I just have to share. I was at a party and this guy comes up to me and says "You look like you could be on the cover of a ZZ Top album".

I was not wearing red pumps with white socks. fwiw.

So who's the bigger moron - there are no chicks on ZZ Top album covers (except for a throwaway greatest hits ripoff) - http://www.cjnetworks.com/~leis/album/zztop/

Pretty Little Flower

06-06-2005 05:13 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

Quote:

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You look really thin for how much you weigh.
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nicer for New Year's

And you look short for how tall you are.

New Year's what?

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