:D

Good text messaging?

Excellent text messaging.

How was the sex?

Sex? There was supposed to be sex? :P

Damn! I knew we were forgetting something.

You know that I love you both like the sort of brothers and sisters I never had whom I'd talk to on the internet all the time without ever actually meeting them, but you guys are either going to have to talk more about the sex or less. Take your pick.

Blonds Have More Fun?
 

I read a biography of Joan Crawford when I was a teenager and there were photographs of her in her 20s, and she was so pretty - very soft and feminine. It's hard to believe how hard-looking she became in her 30s and that those pictures were of the same person.

We have to talk about Less or RT/Balt sex? Um, no.

In other news, my boyfriend turns 30 this upcoming weekend. I'm not sure what to do about this. It's making me feel old.

Fuck him until he is able to fuck no more. Then demand more. That will make him feel old.

I wouldn't think that's a requirement.

But you're only a few months older! Sheesh, woman. Get some perspective! Being a little older is a good thing.

She's over 30?

The 30th birthday BJ needs to be a memorable one. Dress up like a French Maid.

Am I retarTed?
 

Tell me, does anyone here ever repeat the instructions and definitions in written discovery responses?

Am I retarTed?
 

No.

I also don't answer discovery until the court orders me.