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Shape Shifter 03-18-2005 02:54 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I'm a newber. Is this some sort of Jay Leno tribute sock?
I'm a newber. Is this some sort of Terri Schiavo tribute sock?

taxwonk 03-18-2005 02:55 PM
Happy Evacuation Day
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Well, let me start with, "Taxwonk is a slim, intelligent, attractive man."

TM
Sweet talk me all you want. I'm still not gonna let you fuck me.

LessinSF 03-18-2005 02:58 PM
Tattoo
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am in the market for a new tattoo. I want this to go on the underside of my left breasticle. I already have a tattoo on my right hip and a navel piercing so I want this to be small and not visible in a bikini. Ideas for what it should be of?
This - I will help with the impression:
http://home.flash.net/~msmith01/marsha/gifs/lips.gif

taxwonk 03-18-2005 02:58 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Can you come here and help me deal with the neighbor with the wind chimes?
I'll take care of those for you. I hate those fucking wind chimes.

taxwonk 03-18-2005 03:02 PM
match.com
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
an e-mail to a friend:
I see wedding bells in his future.

NotFromHere 03-18-2005 03:03 PM
Tattoo
 
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
This - I will help with the impression:
http://home.flash.net/~msmith01/marsha/gifs/lips.gif
Won't that make people think of Rocky Horror at the wrong time?

notcasesensitive 03-18-2005 03:05 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
I think thats a cruel thing to do to the dogs.
I'm cruel to the dogs? How about their owners who let them live with this sort of terror on a daily basis? As mentioned, they bark all the time regardless of level of noise in the hall. It's fucking carpeted for fuck's sake. I'm not banging on the door or anything. I'm walking in a carpetted hallway. Or maybe (horrors!) talking to someone while I walk in my fucking building.

The owners could have trained the dogs not to flip at any little noise. They didn't. I hope they're sleeping when I walk by and they get awoken by their yippie alarm clocks.

NotFromHere 03-18-2005 03:06 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'm a newber. Is this some sort of Terri Schiavo tribute sock?
Dude, that was harsh.
But at least it'll be easier to remove his tube now.

ThurgreedMarshall 03-18-2005 03:08 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hell, no. WHy do you think I pick on Slave all the time? That's just fun. I think its cruel to create fear and anxiety in the little fellers that their turf might be intruded upon
You're being stupid. The rat-dogs bark whenever she walks by. She makes them bark louder because rat-dogs are fucking annoying and the people in the apartment might as well be extra annoyed for subjecting everyone on their floor to such an annoyance.

Who gives a fuck if they think someone's going to intrude on their territory?

TM

ltl/fb 03-18-2005 03:10 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
Dude, that was harsh.
But at least it'll be easier to remove his tube now.
DON'T REMOVE THE TUBE!!!! Can you imagine what the stench will be like if Hank's de-catheterized?

robustpuppy 03-18-2005 03:12 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Who gives a fuck if they think someone's going to intrude on their territory?

TM
Really. It's not as if anyone's putting bottles in their recycling bin.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 03-18-2005 03:13 PM
Addictive game
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://www.deviantart.com/view/8666529/
Very cool. 2124 on one move, but it's all luck.

Shape Shifter 03-18-2005 03:14 PM
Addictive game
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck

paigowprincess 03-18-2005 03:15 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm cruel to the dogs? How about their owners who let them live with this sort of terror on a daily basis? As mentioned, they bark all the time regardless of level of noise in the hall. It's fucking carpeted for fuck's sake. I'm not banging on the door or anything. I'm walking in a carpetted hallway. Or maybe (horrors!) talking to someone while I walk in my fucking building.

The owners could have trained the dogs not to flip at any little noise. They didn't. I hope they're sleeping when I walk by and they get awoken by their yippie alarm clocks.
I was actually only kidding.

robustpuppy 03-18-2005 03:18 PM
From the Petty Annoyances File
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
DON'T REMOVE THE TUBE!!!! Can you imagine what the stench will be like if Hank's de-catheterized?
And yet last night you edited far less squicky responses.


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