LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I like the silky feel of them. And they make my penis look big. But I need to do something about that thong running up my crack.

Though the pink was kinda sexy I thought the black bows looked like ingrown hairs gone awry/

robustpuppy

06-06-2005 06:21 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Its a retirement community.

Whatever makes you feel better about it, dear.

greatwhitenorthchick

06-06-2005 06:21 PM

I. AM. AWESOME.

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I should add that I am terrified to walk into the long-scheduled condo meeting tonight.

Have a few drinks beforehand.

Gattigap

06-06-2005 06:22 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
I explained what the term means to my four-year-old yesterday. I've been wondering today whether I'm going to hear from the woman who runs the pre-school.

What was the occasion for explaining the term?

robustpuppy

06-06-2005 06:22 PM

I. AM. AWESOME.

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I should add that I am terrified to walk into the long-scheduled condo meeting tonight.

Go naked.

ABBAKiss

06-06-2005 06:22 PM

Oops

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
It would have been even funnier had he first kicked in the neighbor's door by mistake.

Perhaps I wasn't clear -- he broke into the locked common door. Meaning anyone could have walked in and reasonably easily gotten into any of their places or stolen, for example, their bikes that are downstairs. I then used my ID to break into my individual door.

I. AM. AWESOME.

robustpuppy

06-06-2005 06:23 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

Quote:

Originally posted by Gattigap
What was the occasion for explaining the term?

Your kids don't read the FB?

Not Bob

06-06-2005 06:24 PM

Oops

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Perhaps I wasn't clear -- he broke into the locked common door. Meaning anyone could have walked in and reasonably easily gotten into any of their places or stolen, for example, their bikes that are downstairs. I then used my ID to break into my individual door.

I. AM. AWESOME.

You might want to avoid the long-scheduled condo meeting, sweetie. You do have a great laugh, though.

Alex_de_Large

06-06-2005 06:24 PM

Oops

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I. AM. AWESOME.

For some reason this reminds me of Mary Catherine Gallagher.

paigowprincess

06-06-2005 06:24 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Whatever makes you feel better about it, dear.

whiff, dear.

ABBAKiss

06-06-2005 06:24 PM

I. AM. AWESOME.

Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Have a few drinks beforehand.

Yes, because they don't already think I am a total drunk.

mmm3587

06-06-2005 06:25 PM

Oops

Quote:

If somebody actually broke into the outside/security/common/whatever you want to call it door in my building instead of just waking one of the other residents to be let in or calling a locksmith, I think that I might be bringing it up at the condo meeting as well. That's shitty...

barely_legal

06-06-2005 06:26 PM

Oops

Quote:

Seriously, you know that you are a shitty neighbor, right? I mean, you are making a joke of it, but you realize that you are kind of a total shit for doing that, correct?

I would fucking kill you if you were my neighbor.

ETA: And fuck you for making me agree with mmmm, and even use the same word. BITCH

greatwhitenorthchick

06-06-2005 06:27 PM

I. AM. AWESOME.

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, because they don't already think I am a total drunk.

of course. But now I am leaning towards rp's go naked suggestion. You need your TITS! now more than ever.

Gattigap

06-06-2005 06:27 PM

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Your kids don't read the FB?

No, I'm breaking them in slowly -- on Politics. Better to explain all the screamers on Politics first, and tackle the more challenging problems of degeneracy later.

Unfortunately, the questions he asks me about Hank's avatar is blurring the lines between the two.

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