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I DID try to wake them up. They would not let me in. Perhaps because I had maybe 8-12 people with me. Like I would just go away. I am scared.

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That poor spinster above Abba could bust out the bylaws about destroying property and try to get a vote to force her to sell, right?

I would take xanax if I were you.

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Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

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I really think you should only entertain at Commando Boy's from now on. If you are as good at the blow jobs as you say you are, he won't complain, right? He doesn't live with his parents, does he?

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It's all going on your permanent record. Good luck getting into the assisted living community of your choice. Nothing would irk a bunch of abandoned oldsters more than being around someone who lived fully. There will be plenty of Miss Mouseys on that admissions committee, you can be sure.




ET fix egregious apostrophe error. Good lord.

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Good idea to bring it up at a meeting. Once you rule out your crack-whore girlfriend* as the culprit.




*I was going to use the less offensive "cokehead" but I'm a slave to exaggeration.

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Go to the meeting. Distribute ear plugs. Don't let them smother your spirit.

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Right, bc those that have been to paradise but have never been to them are probably dead of syphillus or breast cancer from never having carried a fetus to term. There are hadly any people who have been to paradise and to them and those folks are probalby in Atlantic City. That leaves only the people who have never been to paradise but have been tothem and they are a bumch of wicked ninnys.

a Fine, Arab Charger
 

Actually, I was referring to "Miss You" - but yes, Emotional Rescue is awful.

And yet still not as bad as 80's "Synth Pop Stones" of Undercover

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I don't know where to begin.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

I not only followed that, I agree with La Paigow.

Despite knowing that I should be scared by this, I feel nothing but a strange sense of peace and contentment.

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free
 

NOT BOB! It is very important you listen to me. From what you have written, I am fairly certain that you are close to an overdose here. RESIST THE URGE TO NOD OFF. Get up and walk around. If you feel like you cannot stop yourself from sleeping, call 911. STAY WITH US NOT BOBBY! DON'T YOU DIE ON US!

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Boggles the mind, doesn't it?

I dig rock and roll music.
 

Don't hide behind the term "classic rock." These are "oldies." These hoary anthems are older than Elvis and Righeous Brothers songs were in 1984 (when I graduated high school). Just admit that you are as hopelessly mired in your past as the people you laughed at in high school.

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I do not believe you.