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Hank Chinaski 10-31-2005 07:57 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Republicans are inherently insecure and driven by a fear of change, so this shouldn't surprise you. But, at least you'll have a lifetime of abundant guns and missionary lovemaking with the lights off should you choose to marry a conservative.

ETA: Think about it Diane: out of all of the men you've ever known, which ones have been more confident and secure in who they are? Be honest.
guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.

Penske_Account 10-31-2005 07:57 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.
How about in compliance with a neat and tiddy bikini line?

Hank Chinaski 10-31-2005 07:59 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
That’s just an unfair generalization - hardly the sort of thing we should be posting on such a chatboard.

I think young republicans become young republicans because they have small dicks. Some folks think being a republican grants you status, as though the money came with the title (if only...). Nobody can be young and be a real republican. Nobody’s that cynical that early. You only get there when you get older and grow disgusted with the government’s inefficiency and waste. If you’re acting like Alex P. Keaton at 17, you’re a tool. You’re just being a silly contrarian to make up for shortcomings elsewhere... such as “in the sack.”
2. I'm 99th percentile for height but only 89th percentile for penis length and 82nd for girth.

Hank Chinaski 10-31-2005 08:02 PM
Shipp trial
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Penske_Account
Reading about that case I feel sort of inspired to actually go to law school. Does anyone know when the next LSAT is?
i invented this joke.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 10-31-2005 08:03 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
guys who are secure in who they are wouldn't moisturize or shave their pubes to make their package look bigger.
Hey man. She called you guys out. One of your own. Committed treason to speak the truth. I suppose I'd be defensive if I were you, too.

Hank Chinaski 10-31-2005 08:07 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do the granola people always ask for paper bags at the market? Isn't that really anti-environment. Isn't that destroying trees for no good reason?
???? real ones BRING THEIR OWN BAGS to the store. If you've not been to Ann Arbor, Berkely or Cambridge maybe you've been dealing with fakes?

edit: mine was up before ncs' now her's is earlier. How did that happen?

Ty@50 10-31-2005 08:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

edit: mine was up before ncs' now her's is earlier. How did that happen?
turns out she was abusing the admin powers to "earleir post" stuff she thought particularly clever. fwiw she does apologize.

Penske_Account 10-31-2005 08:29 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Ty@50
turns out she was abusing the admin powers to "earleir post" stuff she thought particularly clever. fwiw she does apologize.
That's fucked up. If that is true then the integrity of this board is severely at risk.

Ty@50 10-31-2005 08:33 PM
more demo racism?
 
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
That's fucked up. If that is true then the integrity of this board is severely at risk.
As I am sure you can appreciate, I cannot criticize her. My Tyrone Slothrop sock was doing much worse before and after this time period. If I can't forgive ncs, how could I live with what I did?

SlaveNoMore 10-31-2005 08:37 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Ty@50
As I am sure you can appreciate, I cannot criticize her. My Tyrone Slothrop sock was doing much worse before and after this time period. If I can't forgive ncs, how could I live with what I did?
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____

Ty@50 10-31-2005 08:57 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____
You are still around. You do get really ill for about a month after Paigow takes a Haiti vacation, then she misplaces the Slave doll and you are back.

Oh, and if you can remember- 2009, business trip to Denver- hotel bar-blond chick with really big boobs - coming on strong-really strong- too good to be true srong- "She" has a bigger dick than Coltrane. pass.

Penske_Account 10-31-2005 08:58 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____
Sepsis. An night of pegging resulted in a small perforation in your colon that went unnoticed until it was too late. You just thought it was a really bad itch.

You still have some time. Use it wisely.Make amends with those you need to amend with.

Penske_Account 10-31-2005 08:59 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Ty@50
You are still around. You do get really ill for about a month after Paigow takes a Haiti vacation, then she misplaces the Slave doll and you are back.

Oh, and if you can remember- 2009, business trip to Denver- hotel bar-blond chick with really big boobs - coming on strong-really strong- too good to be true srong- "She" has a bigger dick than Coltrane. pass.
I thought you said you weren;t going to warn him?

Shape Shifter 10-31-2005 09:23 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Dear Ty:

Which kills me first - the steak and foie gras induced heart attack or the cirrohsis?

Yours truly,

____
His song. Softly.

baltassoc 10-31-2005 09:37 PM
more demo racism?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
If one is walking to/from the store, tote bags that go over the shoulder are much more comfortable for carrying than either paper or plastic.
You moved from Texas to California. How can you possibly know this?


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