LawTalkers - Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

Originally posted by Not Bob
I not only followed that, I agree with La Paigow.

Despite knowing that I should be scared by this, I feel nothing but a strange sense of peace and contentment.

Welcome to the Queendom. Pour a glass of Veuve and relax into the cherry red barca lounger. The 23 yo tennis pro should be over shortly to rub your feet.

Shape Shifter

06-06-2005 07:02 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Welcome to the Queendom. Pour a glass of Veuve and relax into the cherry red barca lounger. The 23 yo tennis pro should be over shortly to rub your feet.

I thought Rafael was only 19.

paigowprincess

06-06-2005 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I do not believe you.

I do not believe you.

paigowprincess

06-06-2005 07:05 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I thought Rafael was only 19.

I cannot decide if he is hot or not. He does have kind of an ANthony Kiedis thing going on and he gives me a virgin vibe. What do you think?[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=rafael+nadal/v=2/SID=w/TID=I043_78/l=IVI/SIG=12jiilpfk/EXP=1118182124/*-http%3A//www.cp.org/english/online/full/tennis/040328/k032816.jpg[/IMG]

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

06-06-2005 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by mmm3587
That's shitty...

But . . . SHE. IS. AWESOME.

Not Bob

06-06-2005 07:09 PM

I dig rock and roll music.

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Don't hide behind the term "classic rock." These are "oldies." These hoary anthems are older than Elvis and Righeous Brothers songs were in 1984 (when I graduated high school). Just admit that you are as hopelessly mired in your past as the people you laughed at in high school.

True. In my defense, I was just using the ClearChannel Infinity MegaCorp conglomorate's lingo. Their "oldies" station plays the late 50s/early 60s songs.

robustpuppy

06-06-2005 07:12 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I cannot decide if he is hot or not. He does have kind of an ANthony Kiedis thing going on and he gives me a virgin vibe. What do you think?[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=rafael+nadal/v=2/SID=w/TID=I043_78/l=IVI/SIG=12jiilpfk/EXP=1118182124/*-http%3A//www.cp.org/english/online/full/tennis/040328/k032816.jpg[/IMG]

Nice arms and body, but the face and the manpris do nothing for me.

ABBAKiss

06-06-2005 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Go to the meeting. Distribute ear plugs. Don't let them smother your spirit.

I am so flattered. My spirit is heavier than it appears.

paigowprincess

06-06-2005 07:16 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Nice arms and body, but the face and the manpris do nothing for me.

He is only 19 with that body . I am not an "ass lady" but I did think, for perhaps the first time in my life, "nice ass".

As for the manpris- you would think the sponsor would give him a new pair for eaech match, right? Well, on the final, he was wearing a pair that had been worn before, bc his ass was a faded orange. Like a chimp's. Sorta. I didn't think that would really move the product.

notcasesensitive

06-06-2005 07:22 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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I have no idea who this is, but if this is a representative photo, there is something very Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles about his vibe. I thought you were discussing an AI contestant, but I've at least figured out that it is a tennis thing.

robustpuppy

06-06-2005 07:24 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I have no idea who this is, but if this is a representative photo, there is something very Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles about his vibe. I thought you were discussing an AI contestant, but I've at least figured out that it is a tennis thing.

A frend of mine fucked a teenage mutant ninja turtle in a bathroom stall in 1990. Does that count as paradise? I haven't been in touch with her in years, but I'm pretty sure she's also been to her.

Shape Shifter

06-06-2005 07:28 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
He is only 19 with that body . I am not an "ass lady" but I did think, for perhaps the first time in my life, "nice ass".

As for the manpris- you would think the sponsor would give him a new pair for eaech match, right? Well, on the final, he was wearing a pair that had been worn before, bc his ass was a faded orange. Like a chimp's. Sorta. I didn't think that would really move the product.

He looks more normal in normal clothes. What is he smoking?

http://vamosrafael.smugmug.com/photos/24177931-M.jpg

Replaced_Texan

06-06-2005 07:36 PM

Stupid headlines

Marijuana ruling to affect cancer patients

No fucking shit.

notcasesensitive

06-06-2005 07:37 PM

The subtle whoring that costs too much to be free

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
A frend of mine fucked a teenage mutant ninja turtle in a bathroom stall in 1990. Does that count as paradise? I haven't been in touch with her in years, but I'm pretty sure she's also been to her.

How did she recognize him? Was he wearing the giant turtle head? Because I think I might find that distracting.

Tyrone Slothrop

06-06-2005 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Yes, I know. I am well aware of how shitty a neighbor I am. Believe me, I feel horrible.

Are you still hung-over? Wow.

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