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Hank Chinaski 06-25-2015 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 496762)
He gets treated like my kids get treated when he's over. And he doesn't like it. And I do right in front of his parents.

do what? what do you "do" to your kids?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-25-2015 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 496769)
do what? what do you "do" to your kids?

Sorry. Typo. But I meant if the asshole is doing something asshole-ish, I will threaten to send him home. Which of course I can't do to my own kids so maybe what I said didn't make much sense.

Icky Thump 06-25-2015 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 496751)
And no baby photos. And no couples telling each other publicly how much they love each other. If you do this, you are fucking weird. Keep it to yourselves. If I want to wish my wife a happy anniversary, that's not something I want to share with 500 people.

And worse is the notification of some tragedy . . .

ThurgreedMarshall 06-25-2015 04:10 PM

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And worse is the notification of some tragedy . . .

The absolute worst facebook posts (aside from Jesus freak posts) are the ones that say shit like, "Oh my god! I can't believe what just happened," in the most blatant attempt at getting people to ask. Those people can die.

TM

Icky Thump 06-25-2015 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) (Post 496763)

Better than mine:

https://s3.amazonaws.com/lowres.cart...ren519_low.jpg

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-25-2015 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 496772)
The absolute worst facebook posts (aside from Jesus freak posts) are the ones that say shit like, "Oh my god! I can't believe what just happened," in the most blatant attempt at getting people to ask. Those people can die.

TM

Everyone even remotely Jesusy has been "unfollowed".

Icky Thump 06-25-2015 04:16 PM

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something I won't post on Facebook is how much I hate the fucking south. I mean the girls are pretty but everywhere I go I feel like I am reading for a part in Justified. From the incessant "Good mornings" with the expectation that I will actually answer and ask you about your day. . . to the overwhelming insistence that every other fucking word you say to me is "sir."

Even the fucking car rental guy. Tries to get me to back up into oncoming traffic so he doesn't have to move his 3 bills plus lard-ass. "Jerkoff what the fuck? You want me to back up into traffic?"

"Sir? Yes sir, excuse me sir?"

Hank Chinaski 06-25-2015 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 496775)
something I won't post on Facebook is how much I hate the fucking south. I mean the girls are pretty but everywhere I go I feel like I am reading for a part in Justified. From the incessant "Good mornings" with the expectation that I will actually answer and ask you about your day. . . to the overwhelming insistence that every other fucking word you say to me is "sir."

Even the fucking car rental guy. Tries to get me to back up into oncoming traffic so he doesn't have to move his 3 bills plus lard-ass. "Jerkoff what the fuck? You want me to back up into traffic?"

"Sir? Yes sir, excuse me sir?"

the food is good.

Icky Thump 06-25-2015 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ThurgreedMarshall (Post 496772)
The absolute worst facebook posts (aside from Jesus freak posts) are the ones that say shit like, "Oh my god! I can't believe what just happened," in the most blatant attempt at getting people to ask. Those people can die.

TM

I had a distant relative post "I just took 42 oxycodones and am going to see what happens. . . ."

Icky Thump 06-25-2015 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Hank Chinaski (Post 496776)
the food is good.

Trying to figure out to post pictures here without linking to Facebook.

Icky Thump 06-25-2015 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 496775)
From the incessant "Good mornings"

I mean, I understand it if you are working at the front desk of a hotel. I have no problem being cordial there.

But if we walk past each other in a parking lot, do I really have to respond?

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 06-25-2015 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Icky Thump (Post 496771)
And worse is the notification of some tragedy . . .

Well, howdee pardner!

Look, I just put up the photo of me without any hair and the conversation went from there.

I'm just praising the good Lord Jesus, our savior and the light of our world, that ya'all ain't been complaining about my fundraising pitches. I'm about to start raising for the next walk, so, hey, keep an eye out!

And thank you all! Have a good day!

Greedy,Greedy,Greedy 06-25-2015 04:52 PM

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the food is good.

I'm thinking about getting a candy bar from the vending machine.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 06-25-2015 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy (Post 496781)
I'm thinking about getting a candy bar from the vending machine.

I like 100 Grand and Almond Joys, but I don't get why the latter is not sold as one solid bar.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 06-25-2015 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Did you just call me Coltrane? (Post 496782)
I like 100 Grand and Almond Joys, but I don't get why the latter is not sold as one solid bar.

It would upset the ratio of chocolate to coconut to almond, because you wouldn't get the chocolate covering the two ends.

Now, why do they make Mounds with dark chocolate but Almond Joy with milk chocolate?


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