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In college, I wrote a column called "remedial media" (rip off from "Frank" magazine, highlighting blunders in other school publications). The less/fewer thing was one of my pet peeves and I frequently embarassed those jackasses at the YDN and the Herald for fucking it up. Much like hangin in a chow line, those were good times.

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I was young and in an experimental phase....I pretty much agree with you now. Though I've still not entirely given up on my quest to find out what's a more effective blow job aid: altoids, listerine breath strips or halls. balt, be warned.

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rimming is synonymous with tossing salad? I thought that salad tossing was a special other thing.

Also, I thought that you were saying that you can never get anything iced down enough for the magic shell to harden.

Can I have some of whatever you are on?

Vibrator talk
 

You went to Yale? Is str8 really tall?

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Shit. Again, I thought this* was rp writing because of the goddamn baby.

* eta the post to which NB was responding.

Sorry to Out You, Slave
 

I'll Drink Starbucks if I Want, Hippies!

Posted: 8/5/2005 by: Alex Blagg

Smash the state!
As if the exorbitant rental market wasn't enough, part of the price of living in San Francisco is putting up with an endless stream of hippie bullshit. Even though there are more protests here than there are ATM machines, I'm usually pretty good about blocking out the stupid signs and bullhorned babbling of a bunch of morons with nothing better to do. However, this morning, as I was walking out of Starbucks with my coffee, still bleary-eyed and half-asleep, some dumb anarchist-punk-hippie-activist" yells at me, "KEEP SUCKING THAT CORPORATE COCK!"

Once the desire to sear her face with my hot coffee while cramming a cheese danish down her vegan throat finally subsided, I simply laughed and moved on, meditating on the mind-shattering stupidity of both her statement and her entire existence. See, San Francisco is full of these sneering, self-righteous assholes who think the fact that they choose to drink shitty coffee from some mom-and-pop place that can only afford to brew a fresh pot every six hours, somehow makes them some kind of anti-corporate superhero.

http://www.thephatphree.com/features...9&SectionID=11

Clearing things up
 

1. Not Bob: I am 6'3", give or take a little bit.

2. Fringey, I'll go back to the old avatar in a little bit.

3. Ok, so y'all remember my thought about making some large paper with a goofy eBay auction? Well I think I've got just the ticket . . .

foreskin.

C'mon, is this the best idea ever? Would eBay give me the boot? What take should I use in the "item description?" What category should I list it under?

Help me out here. I'll donate a percentage to lawtalkers if it hits really big.

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Jesus Christ. So did I, obviously.

Sorry, str8. You know I love you, right, man?

Sorry to Out You, Slave
 

Well, the dumbass had it coming. Were the java bought in North Beach, all this ugliness could've been avoided.

Clearing things up
 

You should auction off the placenta.

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This is one of those occasions where you pointing out Sebby's tendency to be inconsistent is just annoying.

TM

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Sorry. It was just so glaring.

Wait, it's not always annoying when I point out his inconsistencies? Motherfucker.

Preservationhall.com
 

Has anyone ever tried to order music from this site by any chance?

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she'd posted on this before. It was with Oscar the cement worker.

Vibrator talk
 

Was anyone famous on staff with you?

Sorry to Out You, Slave
 

Concur. A defender of Starbucks burnt coffee deserves whatever ridicule he gets.

Clearing things up
 

good thing I STP'd.

Yes, Str8, auction the placenta, if its a winner, I've got 3 you could auction for me. I'll split the profits 80-20%

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I just effed up your quadfecta. Merde!

And I just did it again, Mon Dieu!

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"Ping! Pow!

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4th best poster (17 tied for 3rd)

K Race To Discuss
 

We are creeping up on 200k total posts on the site. Winner buys RT a gold-plated vibrator? Discuss.

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thanks for the add.

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Altoids. No question. The ginger ones are particularly spicy.

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When I was in college, a guy in Sigma Chi told a whole group of guys, which just happened to include the guy I had actually blown the night before, that I had blown him the night before using Crest toothpaste as an add-on. I can't imagine why anyone would think that Crest toothpaste would add anything to the equation, or that foaming at the mouth during a blowjob would be hot. But this guy, whose name totally fucking escapes me at the moment, did.

eta: Chad. His name was Chad. And I never got anywhere near his penis. Ever. And I liked Sigma Chis.

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Old ginger altoids or new ones? I'm serious. They changed the formula. Maybe about a year or so ago. Just wondering if this is a pre-deep-sixing the husband or post.

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 

Dear Penthouse Forum:

I am in a fraternity at a large midwestern university. I always thought that your letters were fake, until I met this hot co-ed with a taste for oral hygine and fellatio.

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 

Confidential to NotBob:

Last time I checked, Syracuse was not in the midwest.

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Poetic license. I also gave myself a cooler name than "Chad."

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Oh, come on. "Chad" is cool. Besides, Sigma Chi has a quota requirement for Chads. :-)

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Jimbo?

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What are these greek things of which you speak?

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 

Large groups of horny boys with slurred speech and a penchant for acting out their sublimated desires by tackling each other periodically.

Ringing any bells? Yes, I know: how is that possibly descriptive enough to separate them from any other boys, right?

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 

Homoerotic initiation aspect? NTTAWWT.

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 

Nah, that falls under the universal "tackling each other" part I mentioned, don't you think?

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 

"tackling" or "tagging"?

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi
 

Well, since it is mostly sublimated, and mostly just homoerotic, I submit it is actually just tackling. You know, the kind of tackling that feels really good.

Tagging is only for special friends.

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Makes sense. I defer to you.

NFH sighting?
 

Sunday morning, I-80 near Fairfield, a navy blue Mustang with CA license plates reading: LAW HOTY.

Cinematic dilemma
 

I realize that I am about a fortnight behind on this one, but on the off chance that PP hasn't see the bear flick yet, the SF Chronicle review said that the director (Werner Herzog) would not listen to that tape:

• Horrifying details of Treadwell and Huguenard's deaths -- they were mauled and partially eaten -- are recounted by the pilot who found the bodies and by the coroner who examined them. Remarkably, an audio recording exists of their last moments (Treadwell's camera was running during the attack), which Herzog declines to include in the film. However, we see the director begin to listen to the tape and quickly ask that it be turned off. As he hands the recording back to its owner -- a woman who loved Treadwell -- he quietly advises her not only to never listen to the tape, but to destroy it.

Fucking Hilarious Movies
 

Apropos of this and my post several days ago, I rented "The Anchorman" the other day.

It. Blows. Chunks.

That is all.