Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Uncle. Where can I surrender my sword to you?

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Isaac Mizrahi has a new line of canine haute couture for Target Corp. I agree with Leno on this one - people should not dress their dogs. They hate it. Don't put shoes on your dog. Unless it's freezing.

Canine couture is the new buzzword in the fashion world. Attended by dogs and their celebrity owners, Mizrahi's show was the first of its kind to be held during New York’s famous Olympic Fashion week in February and has been hailed as a milestone by the pet industry.

Since Mizrahi’s successful show, which featured hot pink and orange polo shirts for dogs, similar scenes have been repeated across the country from Hollywood, Calif., to Hollywood, Fla., and many cities in between.

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Argyle sweaters from Gooby help keep dogs warm on cold days.
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G-Boots from Gooby Pet Fashion are soft and flexible with a rubber sole.
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Designer Kara Kono's summer sizzler is the Jennifer tube dress.
A tube dress for a dog. People.

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That poor cat.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

To quote the Bloodhound Gang:

"This hardcore ghetto gangsta image takes a lot of practice/
I'm not black like Barry White, no I'm white like Frank Black is."

The best compliment ever
 

See, I was gonna put in a "apologies to Sebby, Slave, and the other frat cats out there," but decided against it. You may not like it, but you know what I meant when I described somebody as a frat boy lunk head. It may not be fair or accurate, but it brings to mind a stereotype that these guys fit perfectly.

Not blaming bad musical taste on fraternities, though I vaguely recall hearing way too much ska while I was drinking their beer. And Steve Miller. Joker of love or not, I don't need to hear it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

The truth that one should not dress up one's dog is self-evident; no citation needed, particularly not to someone as unworthy of citation as Leno.

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 

Screw him. It's all about his double-play partner:

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Today's gossip
 

Katie Holmes does not deny being engaged to midget-boy.

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I hate Tom Cruise.

Holmes says...“I'm so happy. I mean I … I'm thrilled,” she said. “I'm so in love with Tom and that's all that I care about. He's just the most amazing man in the whole world.”

I am the luckiest woman in the whole world. That’s how I feel. When I saw him I was, like, ‘Tom, where’s the door?’ Oh, God, you know? I was excited, sure. I’m going to come. When Tom calls for me, I’m coming.”

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Someone recently asked me if I ever considered putting ribbons in the Displaced Dog's dreadlocks. I think I may have frightened them with my glare.

Today's gossip
 

They look horrible together. I have never believed Mr. Cruise to be attractive. Katie is cute but she should not be with someone she dwarfs.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

They might look good with some weed mixed in, though. Kinda like the beards on the dudes from Culture on the cover of Two Sevens Clash.

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It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

You should go see a doctor.

Spirit-Girl
 

How'd the Condo board (or whatever) meeting go? Did they know it was you? Did you offer to pay for the damages to the front door? Did you apologize? Did you drink? Did you blow anyone? Was Commando boy there? Did your neighbor bring her pets? If so, were they properly dressed?

We need to know these things.

TM

Spirit-Girl
 

The condo meeting went MUCH better than expected.

They knew it was me because I told them it was me and apologized immediately Saturday morning with a note on the door and a personal apology when I saw them. (We are only four units).

I had the door fixed as soon as possible and I paid for it (obiously).

I did NOT drink prior to or at (or after) the meeting.

I did blow someone, but that was later. I also had all the sex several times (not at the meeting). I tried to be quiet.

The pets were not dressed and I was embarassed for them, being naked in public and all. I was naked (later) but not at the meeting. No one was naked at the meeting.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

He picks up a lot of plant life in his dreads when he explores under the philidendrum. I did once get him a Guatemalen collar sort of like thishttp://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/m...ueMyan_UpC.jpgthat featured green and yellow and red rather prominently.

That's as far as I'd ever go to dressing up one of my dogs.

Spirit-Girl
 

This sort of "reporting on details" post can often be made better reading by adding photographs.

Can someone from Texas tell me the name of the biggest paper in san Antonio?