ocean
 

To answer the latter, why would ye not talk like a pirate, you dog?

Rather have "Talk Like Yoda Day" would I.

ocean
 

I have an alarm clock with a voice-activated snooze. Back when I needed to set an alarm, I would just say "NO" or "FUCK YOU" if I needed another 63 minutes of sleep (which came in 9 minute increments).

I wonder if ncs is crying in her shrimp caesar salad yet? And if the 2L is wearing Ann Taylor?

ocean
 

Because tlpd is a federal holiday.

ocean
 

I think Mister Rimjob may be challenging you to a duel soon. Choice of weapons?

ocean
 

It occurs to me that you should request a room on an upper floor, because the ocean-side windows may be French doors onto balconies, and you may have security issues with leaving them open at night.

ocean
 

My alarm clock is a 15 year old Sony Dream Machine cube. It's been all over the country with me. It's been thrown across the room a few times. It's been slapped god knows how many times. Thing will not die.

easy lunch tip
 

Hey---I'm relentless but I assure you I ain't crying over TM's asessment of me.

It just makes me laugh. people are dealing with real life and death issues out there. unless you lost your job and homeless on the street or there are extenuating personal circumstances you're a mess.

easy lunch tip
 

Al Dunlap wrote this on a cream suit I wore to Ayn Randfest 1997. Its for sale on Ebay.

Fashion Observation
 

1. I'm just not a coffee drinker.

2. I think at some point on the old board we discussed how an offer to come in for coffee after a date really meant sex. The joke came about because I was describing how loud moaning during sex is good, even if I'm trying to shut you up. On this board, Anne Elk, after reading that post, jokingly asked if I wanted to meet for coffee. I continued the joke (and subsequently ground it into dust with (predictable) repeated usage) whenever it fit (sts). And then I met Anne Elk, but it wasn't for coffee.*

3. Also, whenever bilmore thought I was being mean for no reason, he would stupidly imply that I had too much coffee. But that's just because he is exceedingly annoying.

TM

*That is neither here nor there.

easy lunch tip
 

It's my late mother's birthday, you fucking twit.

Fashion Observation
 

What did you meet her for? Sex?

ocean
 

Is Ann Taylor like Brooks Brothers for women?

ocean
 

My ex-husband once beat up our alarm clock with a golf club.* It was fun. And I have the worse temper by a mile. He was just mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.

*it died.

ocean
 

Quite.

ocean
 

I think I'm going to cry again.