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First time I walked into P-chem, I thought the same thing. That excuse didn't work for me.

Your post made no sense. I said that, and told you why. I think that's "responsive". If you want a different response, make sense, and we'll try again. But, I suspect that's not a concern here.

I just like quoting Hank to you.

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Snotty and snooty are not far enough apart in meaning for your correcting one to the other to constitute telling me that my post made no sense.

What, you thought you were in o-chem?

I thought you were giving up being a condescending jackass after the election.

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I don't know. I've never met him. If you find out, let us all know!!

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crap. you know I had it right and then I changed it for a different thought - like who's talking or some shit and then well, just goes to show you what happens when you edit.

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it seems like you've had a tough week. go have a drink. on me.

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I like the sound of that. It makes me happy. You know that NFH is a dude, right?

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Unless my spelling errors are intentional. If so, then you really should listen.

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Body shots are still in?

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They were ever in? (hi, dtb!)

eta: I mean, man, I need to get out more.

Ottoman as Coffee Table
 

Yes, I know it is Saturday night and coffee tables should not be on my mind but I'm in need of fashionable living room advice. I have a small traditional cape cod house with a small living room and I went too big on my new upholstered sofa and coordinating (or so it was supposed to be) armchair with matching ottoman. Mom says the chair, which is cattycornered (sp?) with the ottoman is too overwhelming for the room, and so I need to (1) get rid of the coffee table in front of the sofa; and (2) use the ottoman (that matches the armchair) instead in front of the sofa (to put feet on). She says people used to do this and when you want to put stuff like drinks on the ottoman, you'd put a tray on the ottoman. This seems fussy and dangerous with a 2 year old. Is anyone using an ottoman as a coffee table? Or have a furnished living room without a coffee table? If I need one, any suggestions for a more compact/narrow one? The decor in the room is hopelessly mix matched with stuff from my travels, mostly Asia and Africa. And here is my area rug: http://www.einsteinmoomjy.com/produc...5&idproduct=80

Thank you fashionistas.

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Bless your heart, I shall. Where's your navel? Because I can't do navel shots without your navel. Unless you can talk fringey's painter into, you know, doing navel shots. Because, he's hot. She's just delaying the painting project for us, which is OK by me!!

That high is such a downer, man
 

The always positive CNN spin: "Meth addition leads to sexual misery"

Best quote:

And there is actually a group called Mothers Against Methamphetamine?

I really do need to get out more.

Minn doesn't just entertain racist kids; it creates them
 

panzerfaust is a Minn record label of white power music. It makes millions a year. The southern poverty law center alleges the group is at least loosely affiliated with skinheads, klansmen &c &c.

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"We blew Less for America!"

Eminem
 

Bad: When, after seeing your video, everyone calls you the new Weird Al.

Worse: When even Stevie Wonder feels qualified to criticize it.