LawTalkers - A Black Hole of Happiness

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Someone must have SOMETHING interesting to report.

The new puppy bit me in the face, smeared poop down my hallway, and pooped in my bed yesterday.

I was hanging out in Cohasset with Atticus, and he was telling me he came across RT's blog this weekend.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-30-2007 02:49 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
I spent the weekend visiting family on the south shore. I did not accomplish any household or errand-y things. I did not have sex. I did not encounter unexpected poop. I did encounter unexpected surprises from the other end of my cousin's dog.

I did make excellent progress on the socks I am knitting and had great fun playing petanque (sp?),

I played 99 holes of golf and drank about 50 beers over the last three days.

greatwhitenorthchick

07-30-2007 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I saw No Reservations this weekend and thought it was cute. Catherine Zeta-Jones is about a million times more attractive than Aaron Eckhart (in my opinion). I also accomplished many household and errand-y things yesterday and last night, and plan to accomplish more today. However, there was no sex involved in my weekend.

I did not encounter any unexpected poop this weekend.

I did encounter some unexpected poop. Just a tiny bit where my cat missed her litter box. Still, not fun. Also, there was no sex on the weekend. I am cranky and sick of work.

Tyrone Slothrop

07-30-2007 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Someone must have SOMETHING interesting to report.

I saw Surf's Up yesterday. In the genre of penguin surfing documentaries, it's right up there.

Anne Elk

07-30-2007 02:55 PM

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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I was hanging out in Cohasset with Atticus, and he was telling me he came across RT's blog this weekend.

Sorry about that 'accident' with my cousins dog. We tried to get her to stop eating the scrapings from the grill.

Did you just call me Coltrane?

07-30-2007 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I did the hallway, BF did the bed and the puppy disciplining.

I also ran 18 miles yesterday and developed a lovely heat rash in both armpits.

What else can I tell you.....

Oh -- the puppy met a large English bulldog and proceeded to give it a blowjob. That was awkward. Its owner said "he's just playing -- it's okay." Yeah, but YOUR dog is the receiver. Mine is an underage sexaholic. A bisexual one. (He's been humping my arms, legs, ankles, face for two weeks now).

I had sex twice yesterday. Both times with the BF. No sex toys, but creative use of an ottoman.

I'm sure something else happened too.

Your dog was giving unsolicited fellatio? Was the bulldog Flower's dog?

Tyrone Slothrop

07-30-2007 03:09 PM

Five sentences.

One way to fight e-mail overload.

Hank Chinaski

07-30-2007 03:14 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your dog was giving unsolicited fellatio? Was the bulldog Flower's dog?

not to play to stereotype, but I don't see flower with a bulldog.

NotFromHere

07-30-2007 03:33 PM

A dog for Less to buy and torture unto death?

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Who said I wanted to spend tons of quality time around her? She's good tv for three hours a week and she has an awesome body so a few hours of sex would be great, as long as there weren't any mirrors in the room for her to fixate on.

I can only picture her talking about herself for the entire time. Such a turn-off.

Anyway, my other favorite show - Rock of Love has a serious problem overstating the amount of tension there is. The pool scene and the motorcycle scene were not as exciting as the teasers lead me to believe they would be. That said, PETS woman really got out of hand and if Brett had seen her, I'm sure she would have been gone. She's only got one week left in her I believe.

barely_legal

07-30-2007 03:41 PM

A dog for Less to buy and torture unto death?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I can only picture her talking about herself for the entire time. Such a turn-off.

Anyway, my other favorite show - Rock of Love has a serious problem overstating the amount of tension there is. The pool scene and the motorcycle scene were not as exciting as the teasers lead me to believe they would be. That said, PETS woman really got out of hand and if Brett had seen her, I'm sure she would have been gone. She's only got one week left in her I believe.

If he'd seen Lacey in action, he probably would have dragged her to his bedroom on the spot and started dry-humping her. This guy is attracted to crazy.

Rodeo pulling Lacey off of Dallas with that arm-lock was the coolest thing I've seen on a dating show in a while. That was not overstated.

NotFromHere

07-30-2007 03:41 PM

soccer mom

I don't know much about this soccer stuff, but can someone tell me if that kid's jersey says Herbalife? Are they a sponsor?

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...ia_beckham.jpg

NotFromHere

07-30-2007 03:43 PM

A dog for Less to buy and torture unto death?

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Originally posted by barely_legal
If he'd seen Lacey in action, he probably would have dragged her to his bedroom on the spot and started dry-humping her. This guy is attracted to crazy.

Rodeo pulling Lacey off of Dallas with that arm-lock was the coolest thing I've seen on a dating show in a while. That was not overstated.

That, and gigantic implants.

Rodeo pulling Lacey off was very masculine. At one point I think she had her in a head-lock. I fully expected the turn-buckle smash. Or whatever it is that woman does in her spare time. But her steroid-voice is annoying. Unless that comes from smoking heavily.

Yeah, that was good. But the wipeout at the track was not as bad as they had lead one to believe. Neither was the pink hair being dragged into the pool.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)

07-30-2007 03:46 PM

soccer mom

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
I don't know much about this soccer stuff, but can someone tell me if that kid's jersey says Herbalife? Are they a sponsor?

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...ia_beckham.jpg

Of the LA Galaxy? Apparently it's an authentic replica.

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c...961_2298966027

bold_n_brazen

07-30-2007 03:56 PM

A dog for Less to buy and torture unto death?

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
That, and gigantic implants.

Rodeo pulling Lacey off was very masculine. At one point I think she had her in a head-lock. I fully expected the turn-buckle smash. Or whatever it is that woman does in her spare time. But her steroid-voice is annoying. Unless that comes from smoking heavily.

Yeah, that was good. But the wipeout at the track was not as bad as they had lead one to believe. Neither was the pink hair being dragged into the pool.

Magdalena makes Rodeo look like a tiny little thing.

And I think Bret's had a little too much work done on his face. Something looks not quite right.

ThurgreedMarshall

07-30-2007 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
I can't believe you cleaned up one iota of poop from your BF's dog. You are on the slippery slope to being like my friend who has all the responsibility of the dog she didn't want but her husband and kids did (and naturally promised to take care of) You are not his maid. You are not his mother. His dog. His mess. His responsibility.

Has he at least signed up the puppy for obedience classes? When do they start?

So I guess he missed the August 1 vacancies for apartments but there is still plenty of time before September 1, if not a mid-month move.

You are fighting a battle you cannot win.

TM

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