Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

You need to amend that.

It's dating if he'll admit to someone you know that you're fucking.

TM

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

So, you got my "World's Best Girlfriend" mug for Valentine's Day? Sorry about the card, I was in a rush.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I like stomachs. My splooge deserves no less than a nice, firm stomach.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I would think he'd be less likely to admit it to his friends than mine? I'm confused.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Exactly.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Well I hope Sequels has one but i suspect not if you are spending your work day surfing NewJersey'sFinest.com

Do you ever use Sequels' scrunchies as a cockring to spice things up?

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Keep me posted on your plans. I'm going to want someone else covering those depositions if you're going to be disappearing during the Rapture.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

Spoiler:


I think that I read that the twist is that, at first, they get absolutely no help/supplies/etc/.

Parallel universe
 

So I googled butterface to find some more shots to enhance Coltrane's workday and I find this. A parallel universe.

http://www.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb...hreadid=172478

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I don't want to see a bunch of girls wearing Burberry plaid skirts.


Awwwwww, we're too young to be apart of the '80s generation, sweetheart. But I heard it was fun. At least that's what your stone-washed jeans tell me.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Bushmills, neat. I must warn you that I am no coltrane, though, so I have to rely on quality, not quantity.

Canada's Loss Is Our, uh, Loss
 

Alanis Morissette has become a US citizen.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...ette&printer=1

So she should not be called a Canadian. And she does not want to be called American. She wants to be referred to as Candian-American. Seriously.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Can you tell my and/or your friends that we're fucking? thanks.

Canada's Loss Is Our, uh, Loss
 

Can I just keep using my old name for her? (It's non-nationalistic, if that helps.)

My kayak is in the shop.
 

That's no spoiler, that's the hook on the commercials. I also heard that three contestants get eliminated/leave on the first day.

Why don't I have lavender or white as a color option for the Super Secret Spoiler font?

No, I won't be watching. I'm never home and don't have Tivo.

That's a nice dress.
 

Sure. My wife already thinks that we are.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

I had to type in lavender. I think the white one to be invisible on the other background is actually silver, which is an option.

That's a nice dress.
 

I doubt it. She told all of us that you are impotent.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

FWIW, I suck at drinking whiskey, although I enjoy it at times. I also suck at smoking pot. It always seemed to fuck me up more than it did others - even after a few consistent years.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

I guess that should tell you how deeply I dig for Survivor-related tidbits.

That's a nice dress.
 

He's not with me, so it must be a psychological thing with her.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

you can always use the [color=white] code to get it--dunno why it doesn't let you choose it. Except to frustrate barely.

Canada's Loss Is Our, uh, Loss
 

Ok - she's a retard, but leaving that aside, it kind of raises a point. I have 2 citizenships and may soon have three. I just call myself Canadian because that's the place I feel like I am a citizen of, even though I don't live there. If she feels equally a part of both places, she may as well hyphenate.

Actually if I become a citizen I am going to insist on being referred to as Franco-American, because of spaghetti-os.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

Eh, spoilers posted before the show don't bother me. I already think I know what all the Surivor twists are and who is getting kicked off tonight. I am a spoiler whore and I always find that stuff out ahead of time. It's different when somebody posts about something that they KNOW happened on the show b/c they already watched it.

However, I'm at a loss for Apprentice tonight. Less and I have a bet and I don't want to lose but for the life of me I can't find any spoilers about who is getting kicked off tonight. If anybody knows anything, pm me.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

Fuck, now I will have to cross you off my crush list.

In other TiVo news, ever since I recorded "Hookers at the Point: Five Years Later" to see what those crazy whores are up to (Damn, DeeDee, you're still tricking for $20!?!), TiVo has been recording all this softcore porn for me. Like Real Sex and some documentary on HBO about that dude who does mass public nudes. There were some hot chicks in that one, though. I think that I saw robust's puppies.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

You sound like a fun guy.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

Speaking of fungi, I'm great at mushrooms.

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=mushroom/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=1237f81c2/EXP=1108767374/*-http%3A//www.alicesmushroom.com/magicmushroom.jpg[/IMG]

My kayak is in the shop.
 

Can't we use yours?

My kayak is in the shop.
 

That's no spoiler, that's another hook on the commercials.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

This is one of those "lame post not quite saved by the fun picture" posts.

My kayak is in the shop.
 

I guess that should tell you how deeply I dig for Survivor-related tidbits.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

post hoc

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

But did you see how the mushroom is glowing? It's like a shroom UFO. Duuuuuude.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Didn't the question have to do with whether or not admitting to someone that he's fucking you (or fucked you) meant that he's dating you?

If he tells a friend he fucked you, you're not dating. Doesn't mean shit, other than he fucked you.

If he tells one of your friends that he's fucking you, you are either there, or he will know that your friend will talk to you about it (translating it into, "He admitted you are dating and he's your boyfriend!").

Sounds to me like you just got fucked.

Are you worried about him thinking you are dating when you don't want to be or are you hoping that he thinks the two of you are dating? Give us some context.

TM

It's the end of the world as we know it.
 

At your firm if you ask for Sobe it'd be there the next day?

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

There's not context. It's hypothetical. I think Wanker was implying that I am so heinously unattractive that he would not admit to his friends that he is fucking me, and that letting my friends know he is fucking me would be a compliment to me (even if this guy is pondscum -- I'm still doing really well, considering it's me).

My friends who might translate "we are fucking" as "he is your boyfriend!" have learned that would be inaccurate.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Agreed but that's not what she meant because she wouldn't even know that he told one of his friends

this is all getting over complicated.
she's wondering if she has a boyfriend- but it's Valentine's Day week and she went out with friends on VD. It looks like a no.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

I definitely do not have a boyfriend.

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

Ridiculous. You guys never learn.

TM

Too much stomach muscle definition?
 

:rolleyes: [note: I substituted this for a racist comment in response to your sexist one] [because I know how much you love the smilies]