Rotting From The Head
 

All right, what do you want me to say? Do you want me to say it's funny, so you can contradict me and say it's sad? Or do you want me to say it's sad so you can turn around and say no, it's funny. You can play that damn little game any way you want to, you know?

New title
 

My first one made it clear I have soccer knowledge, and I didn't want lo-berry to think I was lame- so I changed it to just calling soccer fans fags instead. I'm not proud of how it went, but there you are.

05/07/05
 

Mr. MVP
Would have trouble guarding Hank
"Two more for Terry."

Peace In Hank's Time
 

PLF may be the Jose Mourinho of the FB, but you are certainly its Neville Chamberlain.

Peace In Hank's Time
 

Knowing history is as gay as knowing soccer.

Peace In Hank's Time
 

lo-berry is going to LOVE you!!!

I'm so excited for you.

selling jewellry
 

I would like to sell my engagement and wedding ring. Where do you think I could get the best price for them? E-bay? Pawn shop? Secondhand jeweller? I have never sold jewellry before. thanks.

Peace In Hank's Time
 

Right on Hank. History is for jumped the shark losers. Lo-berry is about the future. Rock on.

Ugh
 

I assume this works on the honor system... in which case it doesn't.

OR, the FDA is pushing for a law making it a fed crime to lie about having "pitched" or "caught" any games in the five years preceeding the sperm donation.

The question I'm stuck with is "Why five years?" There's no significance to that number.

But its nice to see the govt dealing with the weighty issues.

I truly cannot wait until Flynt digs up some pictures of James Dobson sucking off a 15 year old boy in a HoJo's parking lot. The idiot revolution was amusing for a while, but their shtick's getting old. Time to shoo them back to the trailers.

New title
 

Escher wrote fiction?

Rotting From The Head
 

I vote the term "journeyman" be banished from all color commentary, and the term "back of the envelope calculation" be barred from discourse of all kinds, completely. Why not just say "better than average, but not amazing" and "based on limited numbers available." While I'm at it, never use "lion's share" for anything. Just say "most."

All of these phrases were good, until the fucking internet gave them to everyone, and now every jackass uses them.

Its like those royal blue shirts a bunch of years back.

Happy Birthday
 

To the Birth Control Pill!

Ugh
 

Why torture yourself with the wait, I'll bet that there is more than enough free gayporn on the internet (and probably a few fetish sites for christians on teen boys) to satisfy all of your national jerkoff month needs.

Indulge.

selling jewelry
 

You will not get the best price on e-bay, though you could probably unload it fast.

I've never sold jewelry before, either, but I'd try to find a "vintage" jeweler in a good neighborhood that will sell it on consignment. Most of the world still pays outrageously marked-up premium prices for jewelry at bricks & mortar jewelry stores. You want to get as much of the outrageous retail markup yourself as you can.

You could always have them melted down and made into a cool pendant or something, as an alternative -

Happy Birthday
 

How do you get 45 candles on a Happy Birthday cream pie?

05/07/05
 

umm, Hello str8
any canadian guard me?
raining cats and dogs

Bennifer
 

So have you all heard that Jenn is pregnant? Paigow must be proud of her man-trapping skilz.

Bennifer
 

I'm still grappling with Brooke Shields' post partum depresssion.

Rotting From The Head
 

The Muade Lebowski hair on your face looks kind of like Emo Philips. Is that intentional? Because now I have his voice in my head and it's making want to strangle housepets.

selling jewellry
 

Your best bet is tofind a friend who is getting married and sell them that way. Otherwise go E-bay. A jeweller or pawn shop will pay less than half of what was paid for them.

Bennifer
 

Is Ben younger? She is an inspiration for wannabe man-trappers everywhere.

eta Ben is 4 mos younger.

Rotting From The Head
 

I'm with Sebastian! In fact, I say we ban all metaphors. Our language is colorful enough without the abundant use of pretentious rhetorical flourishes.

Bennifer
 

I guess she's not going to be celebrating the Pill's birthday.

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

What about colorful, homespun ones? Because, if you're planning on getting rid of them, I just think that that dog won't hunt.

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

Neeeeew, I don't want to fuck with a local counsel who fire off those little ditties. I'm talking about the douchebags who say things during settlement discussions like "Well, back of the envelope, I'd say its 'blah blah blah.'" I read Paul Krugman (who was a terrific oped writer, but has gone completely insane lately) do it this morning. Hence the ire.

Were we to ban metaphors, I'd implode like, like a... you know what I mean.

ETA: To the douchebag who may write "that's a simile, not a metaphor," pull your fat sweaty knuckles back from that keyboard. A simile is a metaphor.

ETA: To the Flower, I apologize for the Escher bit. Awful. Just awful.

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

I believe those were baked in to Sebby's ban.

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

Excuse me, but do you really think that anyone who might consider making such a comment is a douchebag with fat sweaty knuckles?

???

!!!

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

I have it on good authority that Sebby is more full of shit than a showdog.

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

Maybe someone (you?) could start cleaning up after him?

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

Nice try, but I'm no longer the Newber. Despite lo's spectacular initial postings, he's the Newber now and the job is his. Rules are rules.

When they came for the adjectives, I did nothing.
 

You have to walk before you run, ncs.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Apropos of nothing, every time I see lo-berry's name, I inexplicably think of this guy:

http://www.goodrock.com/productpics/...umbs/b1579.gif

I blame my immaturity.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

not Boo Berry? That is warped. Boo Berry kicked Franken Berry's ass all over the cereal aisle.

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

every time I see fringey's name, I think of this girl:

http://www.conservativegroundswell.c...ed_teacher.jpg

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

A ghost in a chapeau? Please.

http://www.ironfeather.com/images/booberry2.gif

I'll take "Count Chocula's Friends" for $100 please, Alex.
 

Yes, but if you look hard enough, she has very kind eyes.

Rotting From The Head
 

are you guys Spank Myasski and Whack Mypantski?

05/07/05
 

Atticus is right
Haiku day comes once a life
Who wants to bedshit?

selling jewellry
 

I know a certain 35you spinster who has recenlty parted ways with reality. Can you put them in a baked alaska?

Ugh
 

Oooh! Oooh! I know that one (hi dtb!!!). Its because if you havent had the gay sex in five years, it means you probably aren't a gay, but were just drunk. Gayness is hereditary. Crazy drunken one time anal sex is not.