Civil War question
 

It's cute when you and Weed pretend to be Italiano.

Or...not.

Civil War question
 

College men in Italy reported being less threatened by homosexuality and didn't define their masculinity as much as the Americans surveyed in terms of having power over women, the researchers said.........Italian men "may not perceive themselves as having power over women because of the traditional power of women within the Italian family structure."

Gay vague mamma's boys? Sounds about right.

Civil War question
 

you're applying for the job with fake transcripts. THIS IS NOT PENSKE!

Civil War question
 

This is about the bloatedslave thing, no?

Civil War question
 

thanks for getting my back hank~! together we have vanquished that imposter!

Captial Crime?
 

Is there any way I can stop my cats from killing birds and mice without killing them. The corpses all around the house are really digusting. I can't keep them in the house, because if I do, they deficate in my shoes and urinate on my clean laundry.

Captial Crime?
 

Get new Cats.

Captial Crime?
 

What do I do with the old ones?

Captial Crime?
 

Do something to attract coyotes.

Captial Crime?
 

Get rid of the bird feeder.

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I think Slave has some nice recipes. Think Southwestern.

Captial Crime?
 

Try buying a litter box

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RP's suggestion is about as good of one that I can think of. I've been confronted with cat issues recently. Cats that will not defoul your home are cheap and plentiful, and it seems a shame that they will be put to death while the intransigent ones get to live. Having said that, I don't think most vets will put a cat down upon request. I think you have to drop them off at a shelter or the pound, and I can't bring myself to do that.

As far as the hunting is concerned, keep a cat indoors as a kitten. I have heard that while the stalking, pouncing, etc. is instinctive behavior for a cat, the actual hunting and killing trend more towards learned behavior, passed on from the mother to the kittens.

I'm not sure I buy that completely. We once had a half Siamese, half Burmese that was raised indoors as a kitten but was a ferocious hunter in his prime. Birds, rodents, rabbits, squirrels, snakes - if it moved and was in our neighborhood, he brought the carcass home. Cats will be cats.

Captial Crime?
 

Or Cougars. Or muzzle the cats.

Captial Crime?
 

I have a cat-eating Lab I can lend you.

Captial Crime?
 

I do have a litter box. The shoe and luandry stuff is payback for not letting them go outside.

Captial Crime?
 

Ah. We finally find those mobile weapons Labs. Are you Syrian?

Captial Crime?
 

You shouldn't. My three cats are siblings and their mother died when they were four weeks old (got into a cat fight). Once they were mobile they turned into killing machines. It took a great deal of effort to keep them alive after their mother died, so I am not going to put them under now.

Captial Crime?
 

I am swarthy, if that is what you mean.

Spanky
 

Spanky

I was wondering what the origin of your moniker is. I suspect that you just needed something to log in with and had the Little Rascals on at the time. You might have easily have been "Moe" or "Ted Baxter". Or is there a more subversive reason?

I assume the avatar is tied to the name and is not a reflection on your personilyty or online persona, if you will. And what is the meaning of "For What Its Worth"? We need to sex that up a little. ITs a litte dry.

Do you miss Less?

Captial Crime?
 

Super genius!

Captial Crime?
 

Maybe you could loan spanky the Acme Instant Hole?

Captial Crime?
 

How old are they? Maybe they're trying to avenge their mother's death and are training on the birds and mice.

Spanky
 

Spanky has always been a term I have used in conversation to refer to people whose name I had forgotten and to imply that the use of their name, or remembering their name, was not that important. For example, "Spanky at the DMV told me that..... " I usually use it to refer to someone who is dating or used to date someone I am currently dating. For example, "have you seen spanky recently?".

I kind of like "For What Its Worth". And as far as sexing it up, sex is the last thing that comes to my mind when I think of this board.

Captial Crime?
 

That stuff never works the way it's supposed to.

Spanky
 

1) That's pretty clever and funny. And I like that you are into open relatinships. Have you met ltl? she isnt into monogamy.

2) Sidd (hi Sidd!) was right. You are very literal.

Captial Crime?
 

I have two indoor cats. Never been trained to hunt. We let them outside in the backyard and the first thing they do is kill mice and stalk birds. Its got to be instinctual.

Spanky
 

Hi Paigs!

What are the odds of you bedding Spanky? We're taking a pool and I'd like to handicap my bet.

Spanky
 

Does anyone have Bastille Day yet? I'm feeling lucky.

Spanky
 

Spanky
 

WHats in it for me?

Spanky
 

Why are you posting pictures of your wife on the SF board?

Spanky
 

A new person to stalk.

Spanky
 

translation: We will always have my kitchen.

Spanky
 

You would think, that after five years or so, he would be over me and woudl stop responding to everything I say. I long for the days when he had other things to drivel on about, like what Esquire thought was classy.

Spanky Hearts Wildlife
 

You don't even recognize yourself in full prowl, after three or four Flirtinis, eyes locked on the piece of young, tender meat at the end of the bar?

Spanky
 

I vaguely recall that it was one of his better posts. I wish I could remember exactly what it said...............

Spanky
 

Just a quick note for those who haven't seen it yet. The unholy alliance of CWT, Polo and Esquire hit the big time today as the bid publicity maneuver was mentioned on page 1 of today's WSJ under the headline of "Casual Dress spreads to many old-line law firms."

Article should read "So you'll be nice and comfy when you get laid off."

Gr8testHitS(lave)

Spanky Hearts Wildlife
 

Son?

Spanky
 

Nothing like lifting your head out of a bunch of financing documents to see greatsests(hit)S(lave) expounding about fashtion trends like he is Forbe's magazines own personal Steven Kochakoro. THanks for the laffs.