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Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-10-2005 11:59 AM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
and she has no intention of letting their erectness stop her from wearing something she digs.
I wear tight plaid pants for the same reason.

spookyfish 08-10-2005 12:05 PM

Bringing back Bra-Talk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Must you use the phrase "old lady"? It's blechy.
It always makes me think of this:

http://dougbarber.com/db_DFWM1.jpg

bold_n_brazen 08-10-2005 12:06 PM

Bringing back Bra-Talk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
It always makes me think of this:

http://dougbarber.com/db_DFWM1.jpg
That looks just like my Uncle Walter.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2005 12:06 PM

Bringing back Bra-Talk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
It always makes me think of this:

http://dougbarber.com/db_DFWM1.jpg
Thats why I use it.

ltl/fb 08-10-2005 12:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Thats why I use it.
You want us to think you married that? She has no tits. And, based on that facial hair, apparently her "medical family" doesn't include an endocrinologist.

spookyfish 08-10-2005 12:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You want us to think you married that? She has no tits.
Funny you should mention that. The only picture of a biker with his old lady that I could find, the old lady was showing her tits. Not a pretty sight, I might add, even for those who favor them.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-10-2005 12:14 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Must you use the phrase "old lady"? It's blechy.

.
I took it (I hope wrongly) to mean that he gets a kick from his mom's high beams. Which is, yes, blechy.

ltl/fb 08-10-2005 12:19 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I took it (I hope wrongly) to mean that he gets a kick from his mom's high beams. Which is, yes, blechy.
Since you are here and participating, could you explain the level playing field thingy to spanky? It may help that the Governator is stepping up enforcement of labor laws (wage and hour and stuff, or whatever), without paying attention to the workers' immigration status, so that companies that are obeying the laws aren't at a disadvantage relative to ones that aren't obeying the laws. Or such is the stated rationale. It seems comparable.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-10-2005 12:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Since you are here and participating, could you explain the level playing field thingy to spanky? It may help that the Governator is stepping up enforcement of labor laws (wage and hour and stuff, or whatever), without paying attention to the workers' immigration status, so that companies that are obeying the laws aren't at a disadvantage relative to ones that aren't obeying the laws. Or such is the stated rationale. It seems comparable.
Eh? I'm tripping over people rushing to the PB, as TM suggested. When I get there I'll respond to spanky.

Penske_Account 08-10-2005 12:21 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by spookyfish
It always makes me think of this:

http://dougbarber.com/db_DFWM1.jpg
RT, is it outable to post pictures of Hank's mom? The juan incident was one thing, but this seems clearly over the TOS line.

Penske_Account 08-10-2005 12:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Eh? I'm tripping over people rushing to the PB, as TM suggested. When I get there I'll respond to spanky.
TM is banned from politics for his disparagement of our regime there. I am surprised you are going down this road to no-where too. And after I placed you on my "making most sense" list. For shame.

baltassoc 08-10-2005 12:28 PM

Olivier? Gone.
 
And everyone else too. NBC pulled The Law Firm in favor of Will & Grace reruns. They may or may not run the rest of the series on Bravo.

I wonder, does the "winner" on these shows still get the money if the show gets cancelled?

http://www.latimes.com/business/cust...ck=1&cset=true

Penske_Account 08-10-2005 12:34 PM

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Pop babe Christina Aguilera has reportedly stated that her pregnant pop rival Britney Spears has "let herself go", and will never be able to make a comeback in the pop world

As a trashtalker, I respect Xtina's smack, but seriously, for a preggo, she looks good:

http://www.mtvindia.com/news/05/03/2..._pregnant_.jpg

ABBAKiss 08-10-2005 12:38 PM

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She is not pregnant in that photo, or if she is, the sperm are still swimming.

Xtina was never as cute as Britney in her prime, but Xtina still looks "good" and has a voice that is fantastic.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-10-2005 12:39 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss

Xtina was never as cute as Britney in her prime, but Xtina still looks "good" and has a voice that is fantastic.
2. She owned the other singers in that Moulin Rouge song. And me likey her booty:

http://www.vandezilver.nl/aquilera/A...a_Aguilera.jpg

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-10-2005 12:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
[URL=http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1457543,00180016.htm] for a preggo, she looks good:
Like that's any kind of a qualifier in your world.

greatwhitenorthchick 08-10-2005 12:41 PM

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britney looks like this these days:

http://www.thesuperficial.com

pic didn't work so just go to this link and scroll down.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2005 12:43 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
TM is banned from politics for his disparagement of our regime there. I am surprised you are going down this road to no-where too. And after I placed you on my "making most sense" list. For shame.
How's Spanky's date raping of the Serbian coming?

LessinSF 08-10-2005 12:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by paigowprincess
But there wa a Jerrry tribute that was amaxing. Lesss. if you read this, ask spanky for my email. I have a proposition.
I don't need to ask for your e-mail. I know where you work. And I don't want to e-mail you to ask about any "propositions." See the "PM" button below this post, use it if you want.

Less (are her four typos in ten words a record) inSF

P.S. I feel for the TX folks. A good gig ruined.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2005 12:45 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
2. She owned the other singers in that Moulin Rouge song. And me likey her booty:

http://www.vandezilver.nl/aquilera/A...a_Aguilera.jpg
She's a fucking car wreck. She looks allright airbrushed, and man... can she ever sing... but she's got a face for radio.

Shape Shifter 08-10-2005 12:47 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
britney looks like this these days:

http://www.thesuperficial.com

pic didn't work so just go to this link and scroll down.
Man, you gotta love a website that includes this as a headline:

"Jessica Alba Picks Wedgie"

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-10-2005 12:49 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
She's a fucking car wreck. She looks allright airbrushed, and man... can she ever sing... but she's got a face for radio.
Do as 2 Live Crew says: "Face Down Ass Up". That would solve your problem.

ltl/fb 08-10-2005 12:50 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Man, you gotta love a website that includes this as a headline:

"Jessica Alba Picks Wedgie"
Lindsay is holding a blackberry JUST LIKE MINE in the last 2 pictures at the bottom of the page. OMG, I *am* Lindsay Lohan!!!

Shape Shifter 08-10-2005 12:58 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Lindsay is holding a blackberry JUST LIKE MINE in the last 2 pictures at the bottom of the page. OMG, I *am* Lindsay Lohan!!!
Best of luck on your efforts to get your boobs back.

ltl/fb 08-10-2005 12:59 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Best of luck on your efforts to get your boobs back.
Thanks. I'm trying to avoid eating bleach.

Shape Shifter 08-10-2005 01:02 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks. I'm trying to avoid eating bleach.

Wow, you're* almost up to 10k. Have you made any special plans?

*ltl, not Lindsay Lohan

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2005 01:03 PM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 
Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
I don't need to ask for your e-mail. I know where you work. And I don't want to e-mail you to ask about any "propositions." See the "PM" button below this post, use it if you want.

Less (are her four typos in ten words a record) inSF

P.S. I feel for the TX folks. A good gig ruined.
Good thinking. An MFM with Spanks and Paigs is fraught with peril. He sounds like he's got a lot of "build up." Messy...

Penske_Account 08-10-2005 01:05 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
britney looks like this these days:

http://www.thesuperficial.com

pic didn't work so just go to this link and scroll down.

Very hot!

http://www.celebrity-nude-videos.com...y-spears-1.gif

eta:
the link wouldn't work, so i switched in another preggo pic. Still hot.

Penske_Account 08-10-2005 01:07 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by LessinSF
And I don't want to e-mail you to ask about any "propositions." See the "PM" button below this post, use it if you want.

Less (are her four typos in ten words a record) inSF

translation: I still want you (via the playing hard to get route).

ltl/fb 08-10-2005 01:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Wow, you're* almost up to 10k. Have you made any special plans?

*ltl, not Lindsay Lohan
Maybe quitting. Hah. Like I have that kind of willpower.

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone 08-10-2005 01:11 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Thanks. I'm trying to avoid eating bleach.
Just actual bleach, or also things that smell faintly of bleach?

Hank Chinaski 08-10-2005 01:12 PM

Bringing back Bra-Talk
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
My old lady wears these two pieces dresses that are camisole topped. Excellent beamage. I get a kick out of watching people watch her beams. She doesn’t care. Comes from a medical family - to her, they’re just nipples, and she has no intention of letting their erectness stop her from wearing something she digs.
would she get bugged if someone started the equivalent of a pelvic exam on the subway?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-10-2005 01:13 PM

As Nasty as They Wanna Be
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Do as 2 Live Crew says: "Face Down Ass Up". That would solve your problem.
Luther Campbell, genius.

Exhibit A - http://www.lyricsdepot.com/2-live-cr...wah-diddy.html

Someone needs to do an Inside the Actors Studio spoof where James Lipton interviews the Two Live Crew about their pay per view nude hot tub movies.

JL: "Mister Campbell, you are revered as the father of the hot tub fish eye camera shot. You have revolutionized hot tub movie making for generations. How did it come to you?"

LC: "I was thinking, you know, I wanted the viewer to really experience a money shot. Just like a ho taking one in the face. So I just taped the fish eye to the back of one of the ladies and, yank... spew. Damn! The new millenium money shot was born! I slapped Banned in the USA behind it and fuck, man, instant motherfucking classic."

JL: "Genius. Sheer genius. Now, tell us about 'The Buck'"...

notcasesensitive 08-10-2005 01:13 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You bought a $150 top without trying it on, took it home, tried it on, found that it didn't fit, tried alternate undergarments, found that it still didn't fit and ultimately decided to give it away?

Next time just send me the money in a plain brown envelope.
I've done this sort of thing on more than one occassion. Too lazy to return or I like the item so much for someone other than me that I want one of my friends to have it. Send me your address.

ltl/fb 08-10-2005 01:14 PM

Drive fast, live hard, no regrets... Sorry Penske
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Just actual bleach, or also things that smell faintly of bleach?
Just actual bleach that is harmful to ingest, as described in the article. Things that have a faintly bleach-like smell that are not harmful -- no reason to avoid.

notcasesensitive 08-10-2005 01:18 PM

Olivier? Gone.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by baltassoc
And everyone else too. NBC pulled The Law Firm in favor of Will & Grace reruns. They may or may not run the rest of the series on Bravo.

I wonder, does the "winner" on these shows still get the money if the show gets cancelled?

http://www.latimes.com/business/cust...ck=1&cset=true
Did you read the posts about your pal over at the Infirm LA page? He seems rather, well, unpopular.

Never watched The Law Firm. Never would have. And yet, I'll miss it. <sniff>

Boo Berry 08-10-2005 01:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Best of luck on your efforts to get your boobs back.
Why would she be going to a trainer for this? Isn't a surgeon more apropos?

Boo!

Shape Shifter 08-10-2005 01:24 PM

My New Hero
 
Man Dies After 49 Hours of Computer Games Wed Aug 10, 8:10 AM ET

SEOUL, South Korea - A 28-year-old South Korean man died of exhaustion in an Internet cafe after playing computer games non-stop for 49 hours, South Korean police said Wednesday.

Lee, a resident in the southern city of Taegu who was identified only by his last name, collapsed Friday after having eaten minimally and not sleeping, refusing to leave his keyboard while he played the battle simulation game Starcraft.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050810/...rea_game_death

Replaced_Texan 08-10-2005 01:25 PM

Olivier? Gone.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Did you read the posts about your pal over at the Infirm LA page? He seems rather, well, unpopular.

Never watched The Law Firm. Never would have. And yet, I'll miss it. <sniff>
Seemed like a singularly stupid idea for a show. Who the fuck in their right minds would want to watch what we do?

ABBAKiss 08-10-2005 01:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally posted by Penske_Account
Very hot!

http://www.celebrity-nude-videos.com...y-spears-1.gif

eta:
the link wouldn't work, so i switched in another preggo pic. Still hot.
I disagree. -2. She has no neck anymore.


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