Ugliest uniforms
 

I should have made it clear that the "Worst" list was in no particular order, either. You're right. The Seattle monochrome stuff is horrible. They ruined a perfectly good uniform when they abandoned the old skool stuff of Zorn and Largent.

I would agree that the Jets and Giants uniforms are among the better ones, but I didn't see them cracking top five -- although I'm more of a fan of the classic uniforms. I had a really hard time keeping the Colts out of the top five for that reason. And I'm partial to the Browns uniforms too, although, again, I'm biased -- in quite a different direction from my bias re: the Steelers, I might add.

Not that anyone cares...
 

Now that you have a fancy new computer, I feel obligated to inform you about this really cool thing called the in-ter-net. I heard once that our former Vice-President, Al Gore, had a hand in inventing it. I believe Acme may even have this thing called a web-site. I think you may actually be able to order one of the initiation kits there, but you probably need a credit card.

A question for the FB cognoscenti.
 

Barcelona or Florence?

Not that anyone cares...
 

You cannot hope to woo her with hyphenation like this.

A question for the FB cognoscenti.
 

Florence.

Not even close.

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You are so helpful, mr. fish. Are you angling for one of the initiation kits or something?

Fringey -- thank you for alerting any would-be wooers to the perils of punctuation. What would I do without your careful screening.

(not that anyone has a chance, mind you, as I am internet-spoken-for)

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Space? No space?

I know my education was inadequate, but what is troubling is that the inadequacies continually present themselves in new colors.

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Shouldn't your second sentence end in a question mark? I'm just saying.

A question for the FB cognoscenti.
 

Barcelona? That bitch too fat!

Definitely Florence.

A question for the FB cognoscenti.
 

3. I haven't been to Barcelona, but Florence is fantabulous.

A question for the FB cognoscenti.
 

With or without kid(s)?

Firenze, baby
 

Barca's got the better football team, a kick-ass Dali museum 2 hours outside of town, and (arguably) cuter babes, but that's about it. For the food, the art, rooms with a view, gotta be Florence.

Not that anyone cares...
 

You are right to be troubled. That's something, I suppose. Different spellings indicate different meanings. Clearly, you didn't receive a kit; I'm not sure I can do anything about it in your case.

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I received it, but it fell into the Instant Hole. Can you please send me another copy?

A question for the FB cognoscenti.
 

2 to everything here--I haven't been to Barcelona, but your biggest problem with Florence is likely to be feeling like your time there is too short. If you can work out a way to spend a month there in the off-season, do it.

tm

PS And don't miss spending a chunk of time looking over the city from the Piazza Michelangelo--the beautiful Puccini arias from A Room with a View will start replaying in your head unbidden.