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Flinty_McFlint 06-07-2005 09:00 PM
Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I'm not sure being married to a legacy will help her chances for being admitted. I doubt it comes up often. RP's grandkids, however, will be set.

But this might be putting the cart before the horse. Evan-outa-vannuys will have his pick of cali-hotties, and will be getting laid like carpet by the time he's 11. So the RP-rogeny better have skills to pay the bills if she's gonna man-trap my boy.
You're going to jinx it with that kind of talk.....shhhh.

ltl/fb 06-07-2005 09:07 PM
Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
But this might be putting the cart before the horse. Evan-outa-vannuys will have his pick of cali-hotties, and will be getting laid like carpet by the time he's 11. So the RP-rogeny better have skills to pay the bills if she's gonna man-trap my boy.
Ew ew ew ew ew. Particularly because you make it sound like babyoutavuannuys is going to be pimping his wife out to pay the bills. Can't he and his giant schlong just star in porno?

paigowprincess 06-07-2005 09:15 PM
Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ew ew ew ew ew. Particularly because you make it sound like babyoutavuannuys is going to be pimping his wife out to pay the bills. Can't he and his giant schlong just star in porno?
I now have an image of str8 as Hhhhhhhhhugh from Curb, as played by Tim Kazurinsky on the "nanny" episode.

Sparklehorse 06-07-2005 09:27 PM
Raw Foods
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Anyone here know much about this lifestyle?
A friend's husband was a vegan until he crossed over to the raw food diet sometime in the last year. He's kind of reticent anyway so I haven't gotten a lot of information out of him. He also claims to have more energy but then again he raves about extended fasts too. Apparently he recently did some fast to excrete his gall stones, which involved fasting and then drinking olive oil. This sounded unpleasant and I never really understood why he felt compelled to remove his gall stones.

They just went to Mexico and I was also curious about how that would work out for him. He said he brought a lot of food with him and ate a lot of salad and fruit. It didn't seem like he got any sicker than his wife did except for the last day/trip home.

taxwonk 06-07-2005 09:27 PM
WTF
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Those don't, unless they are superfluous ("Where are you at?" "Where are you going to?").
Wherever he's going to, can I come with?

LessinSF 06-07-2005 09:32 PM
The Contender
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
It's worth watching just for the brilliant analysis.

– Sly: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!"


– Sugar: "Look at those shots!"


– Sly & Sugar: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"


– Sly: "Ohhhhhhhh!"


– Sugar: "Look at th- ... unbelievable!"

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2...simmons/050525
Having watched the finale (and most of the seasons), Simmons nailed it. Stallone talking a rematch when they weren't even halfway through the 3rd round had me howling as the cravenity (not to be confused with Cravathity)

taxwonk 06-07-2005 09:42 PM
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Gee, I'm much older than people usually think I am."

"I'm much, much less attractive, engaging and cool than people on the board who've met me usually post that I am."

TM
True, true, every word of it.

notcasesensitive 06-07-2005 09:42 PM
That's Dr. Cruise To You
 
I'm not a doctor, but I played one in Eyes Wide Shut.

NotFromHere 06-07-2005 10:19 PM
That's Dr. Cruise To You
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
I'm not a doctor, but my friends have played them on tv.
These are interesting links on that there blog.
I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard
Back in Ann Coulter's Ass-Saddle Again

bold_n_brazen 06-07-2005 10:20 PM
Spirit-Girl
 
Quote:
Originally posted by str8outavannuys
.... Evan-outa-vannuys ....
You're not really naming the kid Evan, are you?

ltl/fb 06-07-2005 10:28 PM
That's Dr. Cruise To You
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
These are interesting links on that there blog.
I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard
Back in Ann Coulter's Ass-Saddle Again
"It’s not how the meat bounces on the girl; it’s how the girl bounces on the meat." Thanks.

handsome boy model 06-07-2005 10:37 PM
That's Dr. Cruise To You
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
"It’s not how the meat bounces on the girl; it’s how the girl bounces on the meat." Thanks.
Does anyone wear Garters or Thighhighs to work? I want to. I just think it would be fun and sexy, but I'm afraid they will come undone or slip down. Any hints on how to do this without running the risk of embarrassment?

pony_trekker 06-07-2005 11:02 PM
Raw Foods
 
Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
From an article on the living foods site, in response to a question regarding how raw foodists get their protein]

People always ask us how we are able to have great strength without eating any animal products, taking any pills or drugs, or eating any cooked foods whatsoever. The truth is, no natural animal ever tampers with its food. The strongest, most powerful creatures are the herbivores. A gorilla can benchpress 4000 lbs. A gorilla never eats anything except raw plant foods. A chimpanzee looks skinny but it can rip a car door off of its hinges. It's just logic. 99% of human DNA is identical to the chimpanzee. The tribes of chimps that hunt and eat meat are much weaker and don't live nearly as long as all other chimps.
As further evidence that chimps have it right, they jerk off in public and fling shit at others they don't like.

pony_trekker 06-07-2005 11:14 PM
That's Dr. Cruise To You
 
Quote:
Originally posted by NotFromHere
These are interesting links on that there blog.
I Fucked Ann Coulter in the Ass, Hard
Back in Ann Coulter's Ass-Saddle Again
"I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen."

Not Bob 06-07-2005 11:26 PM
My coolness is slip-sliding away.
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Well, Paul Simon did not earn you any points, but I actually had to look up the Nields on the world wide internet. I got to the homepage of the sister folk duo from Northampton, MA, and read the following:

"May 30, 2005
Joyous News From Katryna [Nields]

Hello friends!

Wow. I hardly know how to begin. I am overjoyed because I am going to sing with my sister again. I am going to sing to my children again. I am going to sing when I am all alone in the house. I am going to sing to keep myself awake when I am driving."

That is as far as I got. I am purchasing an unlimited pass to the Zesty One's vomitorium.
In her defense, she apparently had a throat issue that kept her from singing. They had to cancel some tour dates.


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