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Alternate avatar? Why, bilmore, why? Because sometimes the pros wear a third jersey, doncha know. Anyway:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/jen...ton-cherry.jpg

(Oh, and by the by, Glamour's "Ask Jake" dude is just plain wrong.)

(What? What's wrong with reading Glamour?)

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-23-2005 04:43 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Even if Michael Douglas had been there first?

Hey, if I limited my sake drinking to women who haven't had a dick in their ass, it'd be slim pickin's.

Shape Shifter

03-23-2005 04:44 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What if Catherine went to a car wash afterward?

I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.

bilmore

03-23-2005 04:46 PM

Question for whomever is left

Quote:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I don't get it?

It's not a very high ski hill.

But the skiers are.

Quote:

Does anyone know why my feet hurt?

Yes.

robustpuppy

03-23-2005 04:47 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Hey, if I limited my sake drinking to women who haven't had a dick in their ass, it'd be slim pickin's.

Slim Pickens is a woman?

ThurgreedMarshall

03-23-2005 04:50 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.

I would wax that ass.

TM

Did you just call me Coltrane?

03-23-2005 04:50 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.

I hear Jessica Alba serves Kirin Light.

Replaced_Texan

03-23-2005 05:00 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Since I have always imagined you as Catherine Zeta-Jones, I'm glad to see that you are familiar with her every blemish.

So what you're saying with the rugby party story is meant to refute Bilmore's contention that sushi feels no pain, right?

Oh, there was pain. Lots and lots of pain. Sunlight hurt.

I wish I'd considered the Cathereine Zeta-Jones (non) resemblance yesterday when I got my hair cut. It's not exactly flowing right now.

NotFromHere

03-23-2005 05:07 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would drink sake out of her ass if she were freshly waxed, but I don't really like sake.

That's because you've never had good sake. My ass serves only the best.

ltl/fb

03-23-2005 05:07 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
FWIW, I would drink sake out of her ass in front of her grandmother. FWIW.

So you have joined the ranks of rimmers? Duly noted.

NotFromHere

03-23-2005 05:11 PM

Brains is genetic

Clemens' Hummer stolen in Houston
Pitcher's son left car unlocked after driving to school.

Why. Why would you leave the Hummer unlocked?

"That Hummer was given to him by the New York Yankees for his 300th win."
Brawner said Clemens, who was at spring training with the Houston Astros in Florida, is offering a $10,000 reward for the vehicle's safe return and information about who took it. The Hummer contained all of Koby Clemens' baseball equipment for the high school team.

He began letting Koby Clemens drive the orange Hummer to school after he signed a letter of intent last November to play baseball for the University of Texas, whose colors are burnt orange and white. Before that, Koby drove a black Hummer to school.

spookyfish

03-23-2005 05:15 PM

American Idol

Quote:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Slim Pickens is a woman?

I don't think so, but he liked to ride giant missiles.

http://www.sfangels.com/images/Dr.%2...ickens%202.jpg

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