I once lived with a woman from Florence and two women from Barcellona (as well as a guy from Malta and a couple of chicks from Germany - it was like the UN in a way too small house).

Based on my admittedly small sample, I'd have to say the ladies from Barcellona were not nearly as insane as Florence. That Italian chick was, as Sebby would put it, crazy as a sack of cats.

She was more fun to fuck? But it sounds like you were more in favor of the Barcellona women.

I'm confused here.

I've spent more time in Spain than Italy, but I've been to Italy more recently. Of the two, it would take much less persuading to get me to pull up stakes and move to a villa in Tuscany so I can finish* my novel.




*finish=start

When are you due?

You think she mantrapped Sergio Garcia?

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On behalf of Houston, I apologize to any of you who had any Texans on your fantasy team. Kudos to anyone who had Buffalo's D and Lindell as kicker.

Alas, I had sex with none of them, as the additional unnamed roommate was my gf.

I'd imagine though that the Italian would be better in bed. But you'd also be more likely to wake up with her standing over you waving a salmon in the air and screaming about how she's going to kill you. In Italian.

So yeah, I'd go with the Barcellonians.

Of course, if hooking up with chicks is not one's top priority, or if complete insanity doesn't bother you, I'd put myself in the Florence camp.

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*sigh* It was humiliating.

Not that anyone cares...
 

Good old Wile E. Didn't he start one game for the Yanks this season?

TM

But I kind of like the music...
 

And they sure know how to use it.

I was surprise to find out that that song was written by Hoyt Axton and sung by Elvis. I always thought that 3 Dog Night was responsible.

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Or a Matt Hasslebeck meltdown. Nothing like consistency.

And I thought having the Ravens as defense was a good idea. Until that bastard Payton Manning showed up in the 3rd quarter.

I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run.

FYI, my boyfriend, who has his priorities straight, says that the women are way hotter in Spain. But he fought the hypothetical and thinks Mallorca would be best (not any part where the English are).

Duh.

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[wonkin'] Florence, definitely. [/wonkin']

Is there a line about Spain in there? Damn you people.