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That's Dr. Cruise To You
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Celeb height - first hand estimates
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Barbara Streisand: 5'5" Timothy Hutton: 6' or 6'1" Wesley Snipes 5'8" (may have appeared smaller by having some HUGE ASS BODYGUARDS nearby, but he was really surprisingly short) Nancy Allen: 5'4" Bruce Campbell 6' Milla Jovovitch: 5'9" Ted Kennedy: 5'8", maybe a bit less Bill Clinton: 6'2" Billy Joel: 5'6" Helena Bonham Carter: 5'. Maybe 5'1". And weird looking Alec Baldwin: 5'10" (with a dumpy ass) Moby: 5'8" John Voight: 6'2" (and my momma says he and his brother were way hot in high school) Mike Tyson: 5'9" Matthew Modine: 6'1" Julia Roberts: 5'7" sounds about right, but I only saw her at a distance, and didn't want to get closer as she looked like complete hell in person. |
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Geraldo Rivera: short and hairy Jerry Seinfeld (pre-Seinfeld): short, thin, single, and neat, and yes, has a matter of fact, he was wearing size 31 Levi's, with a tucked in, button-down shirt tucked in Kirk Cameron: medium Kirk Cameron's wife: taller than Kirk, and very pretty Sting: short, and taut, and lithe, with really piercing eyes and a quick smile Tracy Ullman: she was sitting down, but her hair was shiny, and she was cute Joe Lockhart: doughy and not short Ari Fleischer: short and thin and not hot Ari Fleischer's wife: hot, in a shake-your-head, "she's procreating with HIM?" kind of way Greta Van Susteren and Wolf Blitzer: exactly like you'd expect. Greta was not vain at all. A big tennis fan. Wolf was quite vain. Alan Greenspan: short and thin and hunched and old and as muppet-like as those WSJ drawings would lead you to believe Some SEC dude who left the year before last: fat and hairy and wearing ill-fitting clothes, and eating with his elbows on the table. Some NBC news guy named David somebody: tall, thin, and very speedy in his movements Anderson Cooper: short, thin, bad skin, but still cute, and a little harried By short, I mean, not as tall as I am. Medium means maybe about as tall as I am. Not short means maybe taller than I am. It's all about me and my height, you see. I'm sure I've seen lots of other famous for Washington types, but I either don't recognize them, or can't recall their names, or otherwise don't give a shit. |
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Racy FB Sex Dream
I'll just get straight to the "good stuff" because the surrounding circumstances were entirely too detailed in bizarre to get into, and they're just not that interesting.
So, my internet boyfriend (that would be Shape Shifter for those of you keeping score at home) and I planned a rendez-vous at this high-school track meet so that we could make out and stuff. Now, though I was overwhelmed with desire during this making out/feeling up interlude, I felt it wouldn't be quite right for me to actually do the sex with my internet boyfriend in a public place (what with my being married and all), I procured him a substitute for the actual sex-having. The substitute was Gwen Stefani. [WTF?] I am so in contention for internet-girlfriend-of-the-year. Can I get a "hell, yeah"? We then made a plan to meet later in his old apartment (as opposed to his new apartment - just upstairs from the old one) for the actual sex part. That part was off-camera though. |
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Racy FB Sex Dream
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