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paigowprincess 05-10-2005 06:01 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Do you have shinny legs?
WHOA. I thought ltl would be the one to scoop me. You weren't around during the chris period, right? Man he would have loved you.

Mister_Ruysbroeck 05-10-2005 06:03 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
Now that you're knocked up...
WHAT

Flinty_McFlint 05-10-2005 06:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) Nobody chooses to be a neurotic spinster. Its just the shitthat happens when you hit thirty and your Coltrane hasn't come in.

2) Are you shinny?

1) Thirty is the new twenty. And Coltrane has a brother. Buck up.

2) Semi.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 06:03 PM
Fucking MS Word
 
Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal
I think it's a toggle button, just hit it again.

THat's the last useful thing I'll ever post. And I don't even think it's useful.
I love you. Thanks.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 06:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by barely_legal


And I melt in gwnc's mouth, not in her hand.
Eeeeeeeew! I cant believe you jus said that

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 06:03 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by paigowprincess
You aren't jewish are you?
No. I would concede that category to str8. Grudgingly.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 06:04 PM
Runaway Bride
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
What about your sex weight?

See, this is what happens. People get all fit and shit when they're on the market and once they find someone (hi Mr. Commando!), they let their bodies go to hell.
This is not a proper use of (hi, _____!).

Mr. Man 05-10-2005 06:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
2, even though she has not made out with me (yet). Hi Mr. Man. :hi:
Think I'm stoppin that?

Hank Chinaski 05-10-2005 06:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Don't the sirens just lure men to their death on the rocks, so no man ever reaches them?
notice: I took everyone off my ignore list so I can be ready to vote for board awards.

paigowprincess 05-10-2005 06:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
*sniff* *deepsigh* 'sok. I could never pull it off...
Word. Though you don't have the taint of shagging one of the Bukkake Bros. to blame. Noone wants to hit whats been hit by that.

greatwhitenorthchick 05-10-2005 06:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Canadians are so nice, and tasty like maple syrup.
How could I have missed this post?! It's so nice to be recognized for being tasty. I'm all choked up.

Gattigap 05-10-2005 06:17 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Think I'm stoppin that?

Whoawhoawhoa. The studio ends its shoot on Friday -- we won't have the gear available until then.

robustpuppy 05-10-2005 06:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
WHAT
Who the fuck is Sequels?

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 06:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Man
Think I'm stoppin that?
You stopped me. Selfish bastard.

Shape Shifter 05-10-2005 06:22 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by robustpuppy
Who the fuck is Sequels?
She says after a pregnant pause.


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