Question
 

Mmmm, ncs.

(someone had to post this, right?)

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

I can't believe I forgot.

Question
 

Fine. I'll be back in a minute. I need to grab a spoon.

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

That why you're the dumbest!!

And you have a palindrominic number of posts. Yay!

And it wasn't ... not ... funny!
 

Who ate Bob Dole's peanut butter?

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

You must have had your head up your ass.

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

I'll hit you with my one good arm!

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

Unless I am whiffing (and I don't think that's it), you are the most unfunny person I've ever come across.

TM

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

Congratulations nfh! Everybody is best at something.

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

Dipshit. It was a skit.

Norm's Bob Dole Was Funny
 

Ix-nay on the it-skay.

Rasslin'
 

I'm wondering how you get a lion to stop fighting/eating midgets.

Rasslin'
 

They called the fight and the lion won. You just send him to his corner, like in boxing.

Rasslin'
 

Really? I'm thinking about all the opportunity this creates for ultimate fighting midgets from other parts of the world. Yang Sihamoni is back to square one and the CMFL is entering a rebuilding period.

Rasslin'
 

The lion needs better PR. The photo caption read "An African Lion much like this is responsible for the death of 28 Cambodian Midgets." The cat was just doing what a cat's gotta do.

Rasslin'
 

Eating midgets and knocking over bottles.

Rasslin'
 

Damn right. Don King would have at least gotten the cat a rematch clause.

Rasslin'
 

Did someone post the "how many five year olds could you fight?" rules here?

Cambodian Lyin'
 

For chrissakes people - the damn story is a hoax (and old news, for that matter).

http://lionvs40midgets.tripod.com/

Cambodian Lyin'
 

So was our relationship, but it's still fun to talk about.

Cambodian Lyin'
 

Really, we should all be embarrassed for having treated it so seriously, but for myself, I was only trying to be nice to Montecore.

Cambodian Lyin'
 

I'm buying the t-shirt.
http://prodtn.cafepress.com/6/22508126_F_tn.jpg

Cambodian Lyin'
 

You mean the midgets won?

Cambodian Lyin'
 

Nice try.

Cambodian Lyin'
 

I'd say that he is probably the real dumbest poster.

Bubble-bursting for $200, please, Alex.
 

Your postin' on here like a constipated jackbunny. Shut your bleedin' piehole.

Cambodian Lyin'
 

I, for one, welcome our new midget overlords.

Double Post deleted
 

IE burp (excuse me).

Question
 

Yes.

Question
 

How about a kick in the head?

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http://www.womenkickboxing.com/images/TashaM.jpg

Yes, please.

Question
 

FYI, FWIW, I am not such a fan of ice cream cake. In fact, I prefer cake to be warm. And chocolate. So if Fudgie the Whale is ice cream, I don't want Fudgie. If Fudgie the Whale is just a chocolate cake, please put my (corner -- lots of icing!) piece in the microwave for about 20 seconds. Yes, I know the icing will melt but no, I don't care. The cake will soak it up.

I have a conf. call in 5 min. The sucky part of that is I can't go get a pastry right now. The good part is that I'm forcing outside counsel to be on a 6 pm (his time) conf call. I don't really like this outside counsel.

Does this make me a bad person?

Question
 

Yes.

Ice cream cake is the Bomb.

Summer Associates
 

They all look to be about fourteen years old. On the plus side, I terrify them.

Summer Associates
 

Another plus: They elevate lunch beyond the usual sandwich.

Question
 

You can have it all. I won't interfere. Unless I'm really hungry.

Summer Associates
 

Cut them some slack, ironweed. You remember what it's like to be a summer. It's just the beginning of summer and already you're coming down on them like lo-berry on Thurgreed. Cut them some slack, ironweed. Perhaps you should leave recruiting to those in your firm with better people skills.

Summer Associates
 

The repetition: intentional rhetorical device or result of splicing two posts together?

And by the way, I was never no summer associate sorbet-sniffing beeyotch. I worked my way into an Apex Tech night law degree cleaning spittle trays for punks like you all summer long.

Can't wait to see the looks on their faces when I take them to their first summer lunch at the Blarney Stone. It's all you can eat at the steam tables, kids, and the OTB is right next door.

Cake
 

Piggy the pig cake, Fudgie the Whale cake, and Cookie the Puss cake all really set my orange chocolate meltaway (new at starbucks!) up for failure. It couldn't compete. I was destined to be disappointed.

OTOH, the new tortilla soup at Baja Fresh is good. And features slices of avocado. I may already have noted this.

I think the guy in the office next to me is having a nervous breakdown.

Summer Associates
 

cut him some slack, ironweed.