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Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 11:53 AM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. And he has the most unattractive torso ever.
Maybe you just didn't "get" the Cheerleader skits on SNL?

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 11:58 AM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Maybe you just didn't "get" the Cheerleader skits on SNL?
That was not his best material. Nor is this yours. Defensiveness is unbecoming.

You know that unfunny Chris Kattan character who slurs his words so much nobody can figure out what he's saying?

sebastian_dangerfield 08-17-2005 12:00 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
No. And he has the most unattractive torso ever.
I think Stiller is frequently very unfunny. And I think Mike Myers is funny maybe 15% of the time.

sebastian_dangerfield 08-17-2005 12:03 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was not his best material. Nor is this yours. Defensiveness is unbecoming.

You know that unfunny Chris Kattan character who slurs his words so much nobody can figure out what he's saying?
Kattan was often quite unfunny. "Mango" comes to mind.

Gattigap 08-17-2005 12:03 PM
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Sunday morning, I-80 near Fairfield, a navy blue Mustang with CA license plates reading: LAW HOTY.
Tuesday morning, I-280 near San Francisco, a blue Saab with the only Dennis Kucinich for Prez bumper sticker I've actually seen affixed to a car, evah. Atticus?

robustpuppy 08-17-2005 12:05 PM
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think Stiller is frequently very unfunny. And I think Mike Myers is funny maybe 15% of the time.
I totally agree, but I am on record as hating Ben Stiller. His schtick is more tired than Wonk's. And Mike Myers is so overanimated -- he just never turns it off.

Despite my general distaste for Ben Stiller and mere tolerance for Owen Wilson, I actually liked both of them in the Royal Tenenbaums.

Gattigap 08-17-2005 12:06 PM
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
It amused me.

"you pooped in the fridge and ate an entire wheel of cheese?" I'm not even angry. That's just amazing!"

"which of course in german means a whale's vagina"

It's possibly the stupidest movie ever made.
Agreed. Any movie that breaks into an a cappella version of "Skyrockets in Flight" to explain what Love is -- well, it's not aspiring to true art. Sit back, watch, chuckle, and you can almost hear your brain cells die. What's a better way to spend an evening?

Gattigap 08-17-2005 12:13 PM
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I’d have flushed Atlas Shrugged down my toilet, but the goddamned thing is thicker than most Bibles (combined New and Old Testament).

I haven’t read Gravity’s Rainbow, but it sounds Vonnegutesque, so I might. I love Vonnegut. Perfect for those with short attention spans who want constant interesting asides.
As it happens, I picked up a copy of Gravity's Rainbow just yesterday. Maybe the inspiration was thoughts of running dinosaurs, or perhaps that I was in City Lights, and felt pressured to get it or else I'd be stuck buying a Gregory Corso collection. Book review to come, though probably a couple of months hence.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 12:37 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I sense Penske will show up soon. But how will it be proven? Because of deleted posts, we're already into the 200k range.
There will be no post with 200000 on it, as there is no post with 100000 on it. Its a spurious victory. Plus the thing you said.

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 12:48 PM
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Originally posted by robustpuppy
That was not his best material. Nor is this yours. Defensiveness is unbecoming.

You know that unfunny Chris Kattan character who slurs his words so much nobody can figure out what he's saying?
I wasn't defensive. But, i did invent the "Will Farrell sucks" post.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 12:52 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
It appears that you and RT posted at the same time. Since RT doesn't want to have to buy herself that vibrator, I bestow the honor of the 200,000th posts upon you, dear hank. You might want to get the details of the make and model of the vibrator from RT.

Congrats!


ETA: Based on the post numbers that come up when linking to a post, Hank got it. RT was the post after Hank's. (But I note that the official 200,000 Hank post is called post 200,950 b/c of the disappearing Politics board fiasco and any meglomaniacal deletions that may or may not have occurred.)
Tainted.

Gattigap 08-17-2005 12:56 PM
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After deep contemplation worthy of Bush's Crawford musings on stem cells, P. Diddy has dropped the P.

Sure, some may mock, but I think the man's on to something. In fact, I myself have noticed that having both "Gatti" and "gap" in my name has gotten between me and my cyberspace fans. We've got to simplify it. Now, with it just being "Gatti," we won't have half the crowd off the mark in the concert halls. Now, everyone can just chant "Gatti."

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 12:58 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Tainted.
The only real reason sane people participate in K-racing is to keep you from winning. Really, the only pleasure is keeping you from the pleasure. The more you bitch about this now the more competition there will be next time. Regards!

baltassoc 08-17-2005 12:59 PM
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Originally posted by Gattigap
After deep contemplation worthy of Bush's Crawford musings on stem cells, P. Diddy has dropped the P.

Sure, some may mock, but I think the man's on to something. In fact, I myself have noticed that having both "Gatti" and "gap" in my name has gotten between me and my cyberspace fans. We've got to simplify it. Now, with it just being "Gatti," we won't have half the crowd off the mark in the concert halls. Now, everyone can just chant "Gatti."
I've always just thought of you as effiette-southern-liberal-commie-pinko, which has a certain ring to it.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:01 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The only real reason sane people participate in K-racing is to keep you from winning. Really, the only pleasure is keeping you from the pleasure. The more you bitch about this now the more competition there will be next time. Regards!
Bring it on!

eta:(fwiw, I only let NFH win the last won because I was seeking an in-road to steal her affections from you. And it worked).

Did you just call me Coltrane? 08-17-2005 01:01 PM
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I wasn't defensive. But, i did invent the "Will Farrell sucks" post.
Re: Will Farrell sucks. I can list 10 skits on SNL in which he was absolutely hilarious:

-- Blue Oyster Cult - More Cowbell
-- Any time he is Robert Goulet
-- Dodge Stratus
-- Get off the shed!
-- The Lovahs
-- As George Bush
-- Celebrity Jeopardy
-- As Harry Caray
-- As James Lipton
-- Old Prospector Gus Chiggins (only on the "Best of..." DVD)


Plus, any time he appears on Conan O'Brien (especially as Goulet).

Phil Hartman can compete. So can Chris Farley. Not many others from 1990 on can even come close.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) 08-17-2005 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
There will be no post with 200000 on it, as there is no post with 100000 on it. Its a spurious victory. Plus the thing you said.
2. Although it is possible to go to post 200000. Who knew?

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:02 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I've always just thought of you as effiette-southern-liberal-commie-pinko, which has a certain ring to it.
You forgot faux-intellectual-elitist, but otherwise that is about right. No offence.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:05 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. Although it is possible to go to post 200000. Who knew?
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).

Hank Chinaski 08-17-2005 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
Wonder what I'll get with my gift certificate?

Gattigap 08-17-2005 01:09 PM
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?


Plus, any time he appears on Conan O'Brien (especially as Goulet).
Speaking of, I found an improbable interview of Conan O'Brien, by Bob Costas, on Larry King last night. I realized that I've not watched O'Brien for several years now, and from the various clips they've played, it looks like I've missed some good bits. Oh, America waits anxiously for the day when he replaces Leno in 2009 and is shown an hour earlier -- well, I probably still won't watch it.

Carry on.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 01:11 PM
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
2. Although it is possible to go to post 200000. Who knew?
You want to buy RT that vibrator instead, beeg beeg unofficial-200,000th-post man? If not, please stop spoiling honorary "Throw Hank A Bone" Day.

baltassoc 08-17-2005 01:11 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
Look, bitch all you want, your Hank sock's still got to pony up for hitting the 200K.

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:12 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Look, bitch all you want, your Hank sock's still got to pony up for hitting the 200K.

Can it be slightly used?

baltassoc 08-17-2005 01:14 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Can it be slightly used?
I think she'd prefer the cash (on behalf of LawTalkers, of course) instead.

Replaced_Texan 08-17-2005 01:18 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
And that is exactly my point. The deletions have tainted the milestone. (speaking of which, CONFIDENTIAL TO TY: 2001 Columbia Winery Milestone Merlot last night. You know which glass I used).
My trainer finished the Leadville, Coloardo 100 mile mountain biking race on Saturday in 8 hours and 58:11 minutes. He'd never done it before and his goal was to finish under 10 and a half hours.

The ONLY drawback in an otherwise perfect race was that he had a flat with four miles to go, and he probably lost four or five minutes fixing the flat. I pointed out that everyone else runs the risk of having deal with flats, so it doesn't make his awesome finish any less impressive. He agreed.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:22 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I think she'd prefer the cash (on behalf of LawTalkers, of course) instead.
How much cash could he get for his used vibrator? I suppose there's a niche market for those who appreciate his O'Reilly action, but still.

notcasesensitive 08-17-2005 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
I think she'd prefer the cash (on behalf of LawTalkers, of course) instead.
ncs hepful board relationship tip #3: Do your best not to speak on the other poster's behalf unless there is some reason he/she cannot post for himself/herself. The audience does not care what you think he/she would want.

I'm a giver!

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:25 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ncs hepful board relationship tip #3: Do your best not to speak on the other poster's behalf unless there is some reason he/she cannot post for himself/herself. The audience does not care what you think he/she would want.

I'm a giver!
I'm sure Mr. Man feels the same way.

baltassoc 08-17-2005 01:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ncs hepful board relationship tip #3: Do your best not to speak on the other poster's behalf unless there is some reason he/she cannot post for himself/herself. The audience does not care what you think he/she would want.

I'm a giver!
Okay, I'd prefer she just get the cash.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Okay, I'd prefer she just get the cash.
Speaking of, weren't we going to have a telethon or something?

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My trainer finished the Leadville, Coloardo 100 mile mountain biking race on Saturday in 8 hours and 57 minutes. He'd never done it before and his goal was to finish under 10 and a half hours.

The ONLY drawback in an otherwise perfect race was that he had a flat with four miles to go, and he probably lost four or five minutes fixing the flat. I pointed out that everyone else runs the risk of having deal with flats, so it doesn't make his awesome finish any less impressive. He agreed.
I remember doing the NorCal duathlon series several years back. I came off the run in the chase pack, which was 4-5 guys, with the lead group about 1 minute up and with 4-5 guys. On the bike I had my head down and was more or less just following one of the other guys. Apparently he took a wrong turn, our group followed. Arguably we cut distance off the course with our route (although there was an argument about whether our route was the same distance). Anyway, after the race I turned myself in to be disqualified, but the race directors did not DQ the offending group, but rather awarded two first place awards (I think I finished 5th so I was out of the money either way).

I remain of the opinion that was a crap decision. You have a set course and a set finish line without ambiguity or it taints the whole competition.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:31 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I remember doing the NorCal duathlon series several years back. I came off the run in the chase pack, which was 4-5 guys, with the lead group about 1 minute up and with 4-5 guys. On the bike I had my head down and was more or less just following one of the other guys. Apparently he took a wrong turn, our group followed. Arguably we cut distance off the course with our route (although there was an argument about whether our route was the same distance). Anyway, after the race I turned myself in to be disqualified, but the race directors did not DQ the offending group, but rather awarded two first place awards (I think I finished 5th so I was out of the money either way).

I remain of the opinion that was a crap decision. You have a set course and a set finish line without ambiguity or it taints the whole competition.
PB

Penske_Account 08-17-2005 01:31 PM
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
ncs hepful board relationship tip #3: Do your best not to speak on the other poster's behalf unless there is some reason he/she cannot post for himself/herself. The audience does not care what you think he/she would want.

I'm a giver!
This is why I never speak on behalf of my socks. They have their own voice.

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:33 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
This is why I never speak on behalf of my socks. They have their own voice.
They will soon be receiving their own indictments. And therapy.

ltl/fb 08-17-2005 01:44 PM
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Originally posted by baltassoc
Okay, I'd prefer she just get the cash.
RT don't read -- possible spoiler for you.

Congrats on your directness. Is this because you fear that you will be supplanted by the giver of the vibrator? Or because you are planning a surprise gift?

SlaveNoMore 08-17-2005 01:52 PM
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Gattigap
... perhaps that I was in City Lights, and felt pressured to get it or else I'd be stuck buying a Gregory Corso collection. Book review to come, though probably a couple of months hence.
The one time I was in there, they made me purchase a Ward Churchill book at gunpoint.

Gattigap 08-17-2005 01:56 PM
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
The one time I was in there, they made me purchase a Ward Churchill book at gunpoint.
But you got the logoed T-shirt thrown in for free, right?

Shape Shifter 08-17-2005 01:57 PM
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Flinty_McFlint 08-17-2005 01:58 PM
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
I remember doing the NorCal duathlon series several years back. I came off the run in the chase pack, which was 4-5 guys, with the lead group about 1 minute up and with 4-5 guys. On the bike I had my head down and was more or less just following one of the other guys. Apparently he took a wrong turn, our group followed. Arguably we cut distance off the course with our route (although there was an argument about whether our route was the same distance). Anyway, after the race I turned myself in to be disqualified, but the race directors did not DQ the offending group, but rather awarded two first place awards (I think I finished 5th so I was out of the money either way).

I remain of the opinion that was a crap decision. You have a set course and a set finish line without ambiguity or it taints the whole competition.
I think my panties are wet. An athlete with morals? Raar.


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