That would explain the freakishly small penis. It's really a Chyna-sized clitoris.

It is an alto sax. Played by Greg Ham, who also played the flute solo on "Down Under." I invented giving props to Men At Work song intros, but I will not go hunting for the link to paste, because I need to run to the office for a few minutes (fucking internal controls and check recs and signature copies of agreements).

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Spoiler space, please.

Did you know that fingering for the flute and the alto sax is the same? (even if you did -- please pretend to be suitably amazed)

I knew that because I played the flute and the alto sax in high school. Yes, I was a Marching Band dork. But I never went to band camp.

(Heh heh, dtb said "fingering." Heh heh.)

I was a marching band dork one year. AND I went to band camp (although it was way more chaste than the band camp of legend.)

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It is not universal. He overcame his lack of any appreciable talent, making an entire career from captializing on his wholesome bad-boy image that appeals to the important 6 - 13 year old female demographic. I admire him. I'm thinking about following his career path.

What does "chunder" mean?

TM

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You mean start as a crappy soap opera star and move on to crappy sitcom actor and then crappy movie actor? This is better than what you are currently doing?

I'm sure this is an avacadaesque statement that you don't want to hear, but if there are 2 acts tied for first then the sax in Baker St is actually the third best use of horn in a song. (where were dtb and rp on this one? or anyone who watches sports?)

Carry on. Nothing to see here.

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You honestly don't know the answer to that question?

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Yes.

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This is pretty much my ex-aunt's career trajectory and she's the most sucessful person i know.

Gwink- would you call either DeGrassi or Streetlegal a Sitcom?

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OK, just so you know, being divorced from a supermodel is not all it's cracked up to be.

John Stamos (born August 19, 1963) is an American actor and the son of Bill (1934-1998) and Loretta Stamos (1937-). His paternal grandfather Hermes Stamotopoulos (1908-1990) had borne the name Stamotopoulos, and changed it to Stamos upon emigrating from Greece to America.

Born in Cypress, California, John has two sisters, Janeen and Alaina. He has appeared in a number of movies, commercials and television sitcoms since 1982. He kicked off his acting career with a role in General Hospital, also having he starred in an unaired Coke advertisement.

Stamos is arguably best known for his role as the character of "Jesse (Hermes) Katsopolis " in Full House (1987-1995), an "Elvis-obsessed" rocker and motorcycle aficionado. Jesse moved in with his brother-in-law, Danny Tanner, to help him raise his kids (Donna Jo ("D.J."), Stephanie and Michelle) after the death of Danny's wife, Pamela. Jesse has his own rock band called "Jesse and the Rippers." His attitude could be described as cool and carefree. Jesse has great hair which he pampers a great deal. Later, he marries Rebecca Donaldson, Danny's beautiful co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco." The couple has twins, Nicky and Alex.

John married supermodel Rebecca Romijn in 1998. This was the first marriage for them both, and they had no children. The couple separated in 2004.

On the musical front, John has toured with The Beach Boys as a drummer on and off for 15 years.

In November 2000, Stamos was the winning bidder in the eBay auction of the Disneyland sign, with fourteen-foot-tall letters, which had stood at the entrance to the park for the past decade. He paid $30,700 for it.

What does a person do with a 14 ft tall Disneyland sign?

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That sounds horrible.