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Perhaps you could write a self-help book: "When Tigers Stray."

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Jealous much, reptile boy? You're all scales and no substance. Why would he want some washed up lounge lizard when he can have a headliner like me?

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Hey, baby, why so tense? C'mere and let me give you a bath.

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Why does it not surprise me that Paigow is replying to herself via a sock on a dead board?

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I know how to admit defeat, just as I can handle the foul truths that are mainly correct that are uttered by the cool cats. I will miss him [sniff].

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Outrageous! Blasphemous!

This shaven cat banger should heed my words at

Matthew 5:27-30

You have heard that it was said, 'You shall not commit adultery;' but I tell you that everyone who gazes at a large cat to lust after its furry loins has committed cat-dultery with it already in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, pluck it out and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole hairless body to be cast into Gehenna. If your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off, and throw it away from you. For it is more profitable for you that one of your members should perish, than for your whole hairless body to be cast into Gehenna.

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No, you come HERE with that big, rough tongue of yours.

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Given that you fail to heed her wellplaced person who cares advice on Sequels and your fratboy fate it seems that she is perpetually talking to herself.

Sad.

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That's not rough. And it's too thick.

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This is another one?

Very sad. At least Monty is somewhat funny. Of course, none of them write coherently.

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Retcact your claws and splay your haunches and I'm there, sexy-whiskers.

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My haunches have been splayed ever since I saw that you were posting today, you big meaty tom cat.

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Ooooh burn, Mr.Can't-tell-a-tiger-from-a-cougar.

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Writes.

(Sorry, pet peeve. And you were writing about writing, so I feel somewhat justified.)