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Thank you.

Later everyone.

Alcohol without liquid
 

Or AWOL for short.

Machine that lets you inhale your drink - they say it provides less of a hangover.
This method of consuming alcohol reduces the effects of a hangover and is low calorie.

AWOL Machine
Looks a lot like guys standing at a bar with bongs.

For the rental truck, a cross-post
 

brilliant! bravo!!! Up until now I still hda thought that Shave had the most whifferestic comebacks on the board, but now I see the light. i'm sure less will send you a nice welcome to the fraterntiy ruling council gift. maybe his passed out date the next time he getrs whiskydick.

Alcohol without liquid
 

Sweet. Now you can drink 20 glasses of Champagne on your next flight.

Alcohol without liquid
 

That would be cool. But I think it said vodka or whisky only.

Um, yuck.
 

According to Maxim, the best sandwich in the country is the Fat Darrell:

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Darrell Butler of Eatontown, N.J., poses at the R.U. Grill and Pizza in New Brunswick, N.J., Thursdy, Aug. 18, 2004, with a 'Fat Darrell', a sandwich he created when he was at Rutgers University in 1997. Now the sandwich, which is made with chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks and french fries, has been crowned the best sandwich in the country by Maxim magazine. Maxim's September issue, which lists the top 10 sandwiches, hits newsstands Tuesday.

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Best sandwich in the country? That doesn't even look as good as the soft-shell crab sandwich I just had for lunch. In fact, it looks disgusting.

Um, yuck.
 

I've always had an issue with soft-shell crab. Aren't you eating like the whole animal? Like guts and brains, etc.?

Um, yuck.
 

Darrell looks pretty happy about it though.

Um, yuck.
 

You have one hot, hot torso. hotorso. hot or so.

TM

Um, yuck.
 

And I thought all along that you loved me for my mind.

Although things could be worse than being a hotorso.

Um, yuck.
 

The fact that you couldn't figure out why I loved you only reinforces why I love you. And that's because of the hotorso.

True. Turn around, please.

TM

Um, yuck.
 

I had tomato basil for lunch. Yummy!

Um, yummy!
 

there is nothing like tomato basil followed by a fat Darrell, I always say.

Um, yuck.
 

Soup is good. Unless it's too hot. Is that how it goes TM?

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In theory, this is Brittney's butt crack. But you know how the internet is.

Um, yummy!
 

There's nothing like a hot burrito in your lap, is what I always say.