Cautionary Tale
 

Are you discriminating again?

Assignment for NFH
 

I remember in high school seeing him screw up and not getting rid of the cigarette in time when the camera panned back to him. I'm pretty sure it was during Iraq war coverage, so that would be 1991.

Cautionary Tale
 

I will win it without socks. I have to. Its the only way I can communicate with Less now that he has me on the ignore.

Assignment for NFH
 

Thank you. Now, any truth to the word that JHo is pregnant with what will be a very ugly baby? How is Jen Aniston doing these days?

And please, no more Runaway Bride. She is more passe than PLF.

did no one answer this? Slave?

vomit

where all that bear does flow and men chunder.

LAX is now fully prepared for the next FB Shindig*.

From the Century Club, a nightclub within a stone's throw of the airport.

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/vagina-billboard.jpg

Unsurprisingly, local communities are Outraged!

http://www.dailybreeze.com/news/articles/1775087.htm

• Juan Garcia, a manager at the Carl's Jr. restaurant next door to the club, said it was just a matter of time until he receives complaints from customers about the sign.
  
  "It'll bring some comments," he said. "It shouldn't be up there."
  
  But Century Lounge owner Howard White insists he's simply advertising his business, and says it's no different than a Broadway marquee hawking a popular play.
  
  "In sort of a naive way, I felt that there was nothing terrible about it since the 'Vagina Monologues' was on Broadway forever," he said. "I didn't feel there was anything terrible about it."
  
  And technically, there isn't, Los Angeles city officials say.
  
  "The word 'vagina' is not an obscene word and we're not in a position to question the First Amendment," Councilman Bill Rosendahl said.

Keeping with the upscale theme of the famed Broadway production featuring vignette monologues, White announced that future performances will be sans pole, with the stage containing a chair only. After all, some sacrifices are necessary in the pursuit of true art.


Gattigap







* No idea if there was one before in LA, midskooler that I am. But I digress.

I hope that's a typo.

The strip club formerly* known as the Pink Pussycat here in Houston has a sign up now that says "39 Beauties and 1 Ugly."

*I can't remember their new name. The one across the street from the Velvet Melvin, with the one-armed stripper and the woman who blows cigarette smoke out of her ass. Er, so they tell me.

nothing to see here
 

blah

It was a one-legged stripper. That's what I heard, anyway.

I'm trying to get it qualified for one of those misunderstood lyrics pages as we speak.

But, in the context, there's a certain Freudian-slip quality to it, non?

I learned something new yesterday.
 

For a very long time, my Private Messages box on the left hand side of the screen said "bold_n_brazen - You have 0 new message(s) since your last visit.
(You have 1 unread messages and 38 total messages in all your folders.)" Except that when I went to my PM list, there weren't any unread PMs in my folders. And I always found it really annoying that there was this mystery PM somewhere out there.

Well, yesterday, I took someone off my ignore list. And my popper-upper popped up, telling me I had a new message, and lo and behold, there was a PM from that person dated like December 4.

So if you've got random unread messages in your folders, it might be because you've got mail from someone you're ignoring.

I hear that Copy Editor magazine had a whole issue devoted to the difference between vulva and vagina. It is my understanding that in the above-pictured sign, "vulva," not "vagina," is correct.

I learned something new yesterday.
 

This makes me feel better. I take it as a more passive ignore of my PM than a full out shun. Thanks.

Assignment for NFH
 

Reportedly pulled out of a Friends reunion show because she wants to distance herself from her beloved sitcom character Rachel Green. (August 4, 2005)

Says she told Angelina Jolie to enjoy herself working with her then husband Brad Pitt in MR AND MRS SMITH when they met before her marriage with Pitt collapsed. (August 3, 2005)

Says she was stunned when she first saw pictures of husband Brad Pitt with Angelina Jolie. (August 2, 2005)

Was angry, hurt and embarrassed when she first saw photos of her estranged husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie holidaying together because she realized their relationship had started before she left him. (August 1, 2005)

Michael Baroni, her teenage sweetheart, scuttled plans to auction their romantic memorabilia on eBay after the actress asked him not to. (July 30, 2005)

Her childhood sweetheart, only referred to as Micael, is selling romantic mementoes of their relationship dubbed precious High School Romance Memorabilia on internet auction site eBay. (July 23, 2005)

Collapsed after complaining of nausea and headaches while filming THE BREAK UP in Chicago. While it was blamed on heatstroke everyone thinks it is more down to stress after reports grow of a romance between her estranged husband Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. (July 9, 2005)

Has urged the paparazzi to stop following her in her private time because she's never sure if she's being stalked by a photographer or a crazy, armed fan. (July 4, 2005)

She says she still wants children and so did Brad, but that he was a jerk and cheated on her.


Rumors of JLo's pregnancy have been around since last summer. More recently from February, when she had to cancel a flight to London. But if she was pregnant then, there would be no hiding it now.

What's the billing number on this?