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taxwonk 07-20-2006 10:59 PM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone know of a reasonable place to buy carpet and have it installed in the Chicago area? Home Depot gave us an initial quote...and then gave us an final quote that was 50% higher.
588-2300

Empiiiiiire!!!

Hank Chinaski 07-20-2006 11:14 PM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
588-2300

Empiiiiiire!!!
scary. we have them here! has anyone approachd c. about the benefits of hardwood floors?

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-21-2006 11:00 AM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
scary. we have them here! has anyone approachd c. about the benefits of hardwood floors?
I have hardwood on the main level. Need carpet on the upper/lower levels.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 07-25-2006 03:56 PM

Carpet
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Anyone know of a reasonable place to buy carpet and have it installed in the Chicago area? Home Depot gave us an initial quote...and then gave us an final quote that was 50% higher.
"5 8 8, 2 3 Hundred... Empiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire!"

or


"7 7 3, 2 0 2, beep beep beep beep LUNA!!!!!!"

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-25-2006 04:04 PM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand


"7 7 3, 2 0 2, beep beep beep beep LUNA!!!!!!"
The LUNA salespeople are scumbags. They wouldn't get out of my fucking house.

taxwonk 07-25-2006 04:37 PM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The LUNA salespeople are scumbags. They wouldn't get out of my fucking house.
That's what you get for going second-class. You should have called Empire.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-25-2006 04:41 PM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
That's what you get for going second-class. You should have called Empire.
Second class is right up my alley. Usually. And i've heard horrible things about Empire.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 07-26-2006 10:31 AM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Second class is right up my alley. Usually. And i've heard horrible things about Empire.
Olson Rug, shop at home
Olson Rug, shop at home
Dial 8 8 8 OLSON-RUG!


Why is it just the carpet outfits that have the stupid-ass phone number jingles?

taxwonk 07-26-2006 10:37 AM

Carpet
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Olson Rug, shop at home
Olson Rug, shop at home
Dial 8 8 8 OLSON-RUG!


Why is it just the carpet outfits that have the stupid-ass phone number jingles?
For the same reason that car dealerships always used to have catchy addresses. For instance, I bet that you can tell me exactly what business used to be located at 3535 North, on Ashland Avenue.

Did you just call me Coltrane? 07-26-2006 10:47 AM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
For the same reason that car dealerships always used to have catchy addresses. For instance, I bet that you can tell me exactly what business used to be located at 3535 North, on Ashland Avenue.
But what about the creepy guy in the Feldco commercials? He looks like he's going to jump out of the screen and murder you with those crazy eyes.

taxwonk 07-26-2006 10:56 AM

Carpet
 
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
But what about the creepy guy in the Feldco commercials? He looks like he's going to jump out of the screen and murder you with those crazy eyes.
He scares me too. Whenever that commercial comes on, I change the channel.

Aloha Mr. Learned Hand 07-26-2006 10:58 AM

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For instance, I bet that you can tell me exactly what business used to be located at 3535 North, on Ashland Avenue.
Actually probably not. I've only been here since '93, though I did watch a lot of Bozo, Ray Rayner and the Cubs (gasp) on cable as a kid.

Is that near Weinman Ford?

taxwonk 07-26-2006 11:53 AM

Recapturing my Lost Youth
 
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
Actually probably not. I've only been here since '93, though I did watch a lot of Bozo, Ray Rayner and the Cubs (gasp) on cable as a kid.

Is that near Weinman Ford?
That IS Bert Weinman Ford. When I was a kid, WGN always showed Abbott & Costello, Little Rascals,Sherlock Holmes, or Charlie Chan movies on Sunday mornings for the children of the Godless and the Jews. They had some old dude, whose name escapes me now, who was the spokesman for Bert Weinman Ford.

taxwonk 07-26-2006 01:38 PM

Illinois Bar Exam
 
is on its second day here in my building. Do I have a duty to warn them or can I just let them make the same mistake we all did?


(I couldn't resist walking up to one at lunch with panic in my eyes and asking em what the Rule Against Perpetuities is.)

TexLex 07-26-2006 09:39 PM

Illinois Bar Exam
 
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Originally posted by taxwonk
(I couldn't resist walking up to one at lunch with panic in my eyes and asking em what the Rule Against Perpetuities is.)
Meanie.


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