Summer Associates
 

STOP TERRIFYING ME!

Job opening
 

Whoa. For a minute, I thought I typed this. I was like, "wow, I am really PLFing here"

Summer Associates
 

Lacks self confidence. Sloppy work product. Recommend no offer.

yay
 

Is the question about his boyfriendhood based on your age disparity or is it bc you haven't had the "are you my boyfriend" conversation (hi sunny, hi th!!!!)

I say, call him your paramour. Its got kinda a Catherine Denueve kinda kick to it, non?

yay
 

Congrats. You just won the LLPtBotD

Summer Associates
 

I hope Ironweed doesn't end up with you, Shape Shifter, because you're horrible. You're a nightmare.


ETA: first one to name the reality tv show wins a Neti.

yay
 

Ah, not necessarily. Some of us excelled at Free Cell. A Corporate Governance classic.

Rejoice
 

I cannot be sure, but it sounds to me like a certain pretty lady is jealous she hasnt been tributed. Pehaps if you went back to the "Oh, James!" diagonal avatar, you might get some action?

Asshats For $500
 

Here is a new avatar for you. One that kinda captures your emerging snark, while including an outfit that looks like it could be a Chotsky or Flingers unifrom. And Hank could avatar it for you. Maybe turn the L to an n?http://www50.pair.com/ajbbklyn/penny.jpg

Rejoice
 

This is bullshit, James!

http://www.bravotv.com/images/Boy_Me...BMB_ep5_09.jpg

Rejoice
 

I would not hit that. Or Laverne.

Bubble-bursting for $200, please, Alex.
 

Wrong.

MTP is the most misunderstood movie ever.

Job opening
 

Do you ever read what you think you wrote and want to kick your own ass?

TM

When's RP's Baby Shower
 

This was The Most Disappointing Link Ever.

Hey, have you hit thirty yet? barely and I are preparing your spinster shower.

Action figures
 

Get your very own RUNAWAY BRIDE ONLY $24.95 She Comes with her very own TOWEL and CROP TOP VEGAS BABY Jogging T. YES THESE ARE IN STOCK AND SHIPPING NOW

http://herobuilders.com/images/HB0095.jpg

Build your own action figure. Custom Action figure makers NOW our new female 12" articulated action figure bodies and Male heroic proportioned articulated action figure body.

http://herobuilders.com/images/OD01-1000-head.jpghttp://herobuilders.com/images/OD01-1002-head.jpg

Condi Rice Action Figure

http://herobuilders.com/images/hb0093.jpg

And exclusively for Penske, the Hillary Clinton Action Figure.

http://herobuilders.com/images/HB0020_sm_home.jpg

Build your own action figure

Question
 

Is this Mrs. Bayesdow?

Summer Associates
 

Was this Trump firing BloatedSlave?

Question
 

She was the only semi-decent looking female kickboxer that Google Image Search could find.

Is Bayesdow creepier than Tony Robbins?

Rejoice, Rejoice, emaaa-aa-aan-u-el blah blah blah blah blah Israel
 

the chick in that picture was more attractive when she was avatar-sized.

Question
 

Nobody is creepier than Tony Robbins. Bayesdow, however, in his narcissistic, body shaving, hair highlighting, closeted Gay way, trying to make millions off of Big Brother Three watching Fats, is infinitely more annoying.


Oh, and I don't htink there is a Mrs. Bayesdow.

NFH SCOOP
 

Its the new K race

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/people_brad_pitt

NFH SCOOP
 

I think gwnc and her (soon-to-be-ex-) husband are Jennifer and Brad. Who knew we had such fame among us?

"There's a beauty in our coming together, there's a beauty in our time together, and there's a beauty in this, for us," Pitt says. "I'm actually really proud of us. ... We've done it our way, and I love her for that. We've kept the love we have for each other."

NFH SCOOP
 

There is a beauty in my scooping NFH. Once this runaway bride thing goes away (and I thought it did), she is out of material. There is a beauty to it. I am really proud of us. IT is complex and multifaceted, but it isnt. Its beautiful

NFH SCOOP
 

Am I the only one who thinks he looks tired and waxy in this photo?

http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg....ZETdHAJCHBrg--

He looks like someone, but I can't quite place it. At first I thought Stuart Smalley, but I don't think that is quite right.

NFH SCOOP
 

I brought you Brad. And Bennifer. I and II.

I saw that. He didn't really say anything.

Someone here should try this.

SinglesCruise.com
— Private singles activities including cocktail parties, games, lectures, pool parties, and nightly singles only get-togethers.

— An exclusive section in the dining room. No more hanging with the newlyweds or grandma and her twelve grandchildren.

— Events (as much as possible) with an equal number of men and women

— Private SinglesCruise escorts to act as your group cruise director.

The night before sailing, they also host a pre-sail party to get your vacation started on the right foot. And, if the price is a factor, they offer a free roommate matching service.

Or Flirt Vacations.

Just imagine ten men, ten women, one exotic beach — in Mexico’s Riviera Maya. For the non sun-worshippers, 12 men, 12 women, one classic American hideaway — on a private plantation on a barrier island in South Carolina. And of course, for the world traveler, 10 men, 10 women, one groovy English Manor.

Flirt Vacations offers unique, fun, no-pressure getaways and events for upscale singles in selected metropolitan areas. They shy away from the mundane and seek a destination where every detail is covered.

Flirt Vacations

NFH SCOOP
 

Very waxy. He looks like he should be playing the opening scene in Six Feet Under. Is he getting a statue at Madame Tussaud's?

And he actually looks like Benicio Del Toro (the eyes) and Christopher Walken (the waxiness).

NFH SCOOP
 

He looks liek the mantrapped offspring of Ryan Seacrest and Chairman Mao

NFH SCOOP
 

Wait, are you using endless links from tedious travel promotions to flame me? Thurgreed, can we get a ruling?

Oh, and just bc I am a spinster doesnt mean I am single.

NFH SCOOP
 

-Am I the only one who thinks he looks tired and waxy in this photo?

-Very waxy. He looks like he should be playing the opening scene in Six Feet Under. Is he getting a statue at Madame Tussaud's?

-And he actually looks like Benicio Del Toro (the eyes) and Christopher Walken (the waxiness).

-He looks liek the mantrapped offspring of Ryan Seacrest and Chairman Mao
___________________________________


Are you all saying you wouldn't sleep with me, or try to mantrap me given the opportunity?

NFH SCOOP
 

I think that picture may actually be from Madame Tussaud's. I read somewhere (where in the world would I have read this?!?) that Madame Tussaud's tries to keep up with the times, so that in February (?), they had Jennifer Aniston's wax figure next to Brad's, but now they have moved Brad's so that it's behind Angelina's.

They are some pretty suave uh... museum operators. (Is it a museum? I guess so; that may be why they call it a wax museum. I tell you, nothing gets by me. At least, when my head is not up my ass.)

NFH SCOOP
 

God, the one time that have a picture that isn't professionally lit and completely retouched, and you all go to town on the poor guy. No wonder America's Youth is convinced it's ugly.

NFH SCOOP
 

America's youth is ugly. You been to a mall lately?

Cambodian Lyin'
 

Guess which one quickly became most tiresome the second time I heard about it?

NFH SCOOP
 

It's easy for you to look down on the rest of us, pretty lady, isn't it? Hm? From your "pretty lady" high horse. You think you are sooooo much better than the rest of us. Just wait till you have some kind of disfiguring scar of some kind. Then you'll feel our pain. Oh yes, you will, pretty lady. You'll be "Formerly Pretty Lady" or "Not-So-Pretty-Anymore Lady."

And we will laugh and laugh and point and laugh some more.

NFH SCOOP
 

America's youth is ugly. You seen the summer associate class at my firm this year?

NFH SCOOP
 

What are the rules? Do only certain celebs apply?

Job opening
 

One good test would be to look for typos.

NFH SCOOP
 

This may be your most non-sensical post to date.

The avatar, however, is sheer brilliance.

NFH SCOOP
 

You been to Philly lately? They beat them mercilessly with the ugly stick in these parts...

Question
 

Is this a decapitated pig head cake? I don't get what its supposed to be, and you don't give me any fuucking clue. Jesus fucking christ.